Stoner Quotes

[macintosh]

"that hit me like a freight train. it was intense." - b

"it was a listerine strip" - me

[blueend]

i am a disturbed little pink butterfly -me

i can go from here(balcony 8th floor) to the appartment on the other side of the street walking!anna while on lsd
she aactually tried but we saved her

-imagine the world as a game and god is people that made us and we have no clue about it !me
-can i do the same??socrates

alex once started talking a language of his mind ,stating he should have been from tibet in a former life.

i like your wall.is it real? depi

oh my god!!i dont breathe!!help me!! maria
just relax..you are breathing..
no...i think i am never breathing!!maria

makes a sound like an aaaa and takes a deep breath*ok now i am breathing..its really hard you know.maria
yes you might forget to right??me
yes!! ok now that i am breathing lets smoke some weed.maria

imagine a circle on two circle but not really round circles more like triangle and the one inside of another on behind it. depi trying to explain some earings yesterday.

lets go to nauarinou and say to someone to give us candy instead of pills and get stoned by placebo-depi
you cant take placebo if you know its fake!anna
ok you go take it and then tell me it is drugs. oh and get some tea on the way back here... i cant take nothing without weed...depi

my blood near my ear is tickling me-me
why?orestis
cause it moves..me
where is it going up or down?or right or left?orestis


i think your dog looks more like a monkey. i think she was a monkey on another life deppie
what!!??what where you??anna
i am preety sure i was a virus. deppie

[Chronik64]

Originally Posted by Bourbon_420

>Mike: "Would you like some... tea and biscuits?" (Sean Connery voice)

>Bourbon: "Can I get a tome of that cheefka?"

(Conversation between Mike and Adam):
>Adam: "Hey man, have you ever taken a shit while stoned?"
>Mike (stupified): "No man."
>Adam (Tripping): "Neither have I. Maybe you can't!"

Anyone: "Hey man, you know what kicks ass??"
Answer: Weed man! Weed!! (WHAAAAA!!!) \m/ \m/

Dorian: "Puff, puff, puff. Puff it like it's mother's melk." (Yes, he said melk)

Duuuude my best smokin buddy used to always talk in a sean connery voice when we got high..hed be like:

"Im on a quest for the snacks"
So it sounded like

"Im on a kwesched fore the snaaacks" -somethin like that

[undrtheradar]

after toking some good kush me and some friends sat around the tv on mute for about 3 or 4 minutes of silence.....then one buddy looks around at all of us just baked and says with great conviction....."you guys should see how high i am right now" ........we all looked around at each other.....then broke out laughing....good times.

[wavy_gravy]

friend: hey man. I just realized i can control my boner.
chick friend: like james bond did with his car? that radio control was awesome.
me: no i think he meant he can make it hard on command.
friend: No i meant like james bond.

stares and laughter ensued.

[Saint Dogg]

"Oh shit.. now where did I put that quote...... damn... Now what was I doing"

[ManiacalPope]

Friend's first time...
"There are fingers in my chest! Oh my god, they're trying to tear their way out but it's tickling my chest! HOLY SHIT THEY'RE IN MY LUNGS! LOOK, THE FINGERS!!! *rips off shirt, throws cig down and runs inside and jumps on the couch and starts going into what looks like a seizure while clawing at herself* OHHH NOOO, THE FINGERS WON'T GO AWAAAAYYY! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!"

crazy fuckin night

[IWubMarijuana]

"You're forgetting one thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow" - Yours Truly.

[the91ser]

professor: "the soldiers were relieved of their duties"

stoner: "DOODIES!"

[Overflow]

other day me and some mates on a friday afternoon, afrer school-
we were outside a small shutdown light shop with loads of old lights in the window, we waited for people to come passed so we faced the shop and go 'oi mate you need a light?'

we cracked up for SOOO long

[*AnToN420*]

Lmao!!

Funniest thread ever!

[fuzzyl0g1c]

Wait...what?

[alice D]

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

[boston686]

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away --me

[xanamar]

"dude, SHES NAKED"- scott after putting in an anime dvd

"dude, this weed tastes like cheesy mashed potatoes"-someone i was smoking with at block castle, dont remember who though

funny story about tryin to find food in a gas station
friend: how much money we got?
me: 50 cents
friend: dude, wtf are we gonna buy for 50 cents
me: idk
*3 hours later*
friend: how much money we got?
me: 75 cents, holy shit we got 75 cents!
friend: lets get candy corn

this one time me and some friends were smoking salvia and weed in his garage, and after a few bowls, one of my friends gets up and runs in circles for five minutes, then he sits back down and says "you guys, i have to tell you something before my mission is over" it was the funniest shit i had seen in a while

"oh shit, were at my grandmas house, were at my grandmas house, we are so busted"-me, we werent really, but i thought we were

"dude, make that fucking poster stop moving"-justin

"holy shit, my shirts turned into legos"