06-22-2005, 01:21 AM
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I smile because I'm high. ~Me
I'm at my intellectual high at 4:20. ~Randy You campin' out with that shit or what? ~many but mostly my husband (if you are too high and forget to pass the bong) shit I have more but I'm too stoned to remember them. I'll be back with others at some point.
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06-22-2005, 01:28 AM
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"Hey man, I want some of those rangatangs." My friend ben, referring to the tangerines i was eating.
"Wow, whats thaaaaat?" My cousin, looking up at the sun, back when he was a newb smoker. "Whats so funny? Nothing" Then we end up laughing and laughing and laughing. "What the hell is this in my way" Me back in highschool, talking about my desk when i tried to get up from my seat. all i can think of
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06-23-2005, 12:51 AM
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shit this thread is hilarious..!! LOL
hah i got one.. well it wasn't really a quote but something that happened.. by bud Shagra and i were toking on a hill at a park and he goes "my foots asleep" so i start kicking it "stop man! OWWIE!" he was in true pain so he grabs the nearest stick and starts beating me with it.. "ahh stop wtf!!" ^ quotes are not to scale i'll try to think of some real quotes for y'all..
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06-23-2005, 04:36 AM
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Lol, the other day me, my Girl and some homeys were blazing at the park in the middle of the night and after awhile we were fucked up ( A Oz. of Chron) My Girl said I was talking to the tree, askin if it had seen a monkey :|
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06-23-2005, 04:54 AM
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"i think theres one more hit left man..."
"ok. (guy hits it and gets a a mouthful of ash" me>>>"k... guess not"
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06-23-2005, 05:07 AM
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one of my friends who was really baked asked another friend if he could have a drink. he jokingly said "yeah they're in the oven. they should be ready by now" so the dumbass goes and checks then when he realises there's nothing there he looks back over and goes "where did you say they were?"
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06-23-2005, 05:32 AM
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"Pass to your left, cough to your right."
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06-23-2005, 02:15 PM
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best thing i can remember is me and my buddy sitting on my bed passing the bowl back and forth, and i tell him that "i gotta get into college man"
probably not that funny to you, but it was hilarious to us, because well, were were fucking high, smoking weed, and im thinking about school. lol. anyway yeah that was pretty funny, and not as funny as many months later i graduated hs but still wasnt in a college yet. but its all good now 
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06-23-2005, 05:30 PM
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"SORRY IM HIGH"
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07-23-2005, 03:15 PM
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"dood..i think im getting sea sick..." (stuck on a bridge) lmao
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07-23-2005, 07:03 PM
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One of my buddies is weird as hell but he says some of the weirdest shit you've ever heard...
We were driving around and none of us like the drivers girlfriend (you would have to meet the bitch) and I tell him to drop her like a bad habbit, my buddy pipes up and says "Drop it like its hot....with an STD" Josh - "If thee cow fucks thee chicken what does thee chicken fuck?" The same buddy that said the crack about the stds, is on probation and his saying till hes off is "I miss all the times I cant remember." Bah thats all I can remember. edit.... - Me - The weed gnomes live in the tree man! As I was looking at a tiny little door shape on a tree. Last edited by panamared : 07-23-2005 at 07:07 PM.
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07-23-2005, 07:23 PM
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07-24-2005, 01:20 AM
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"look at ho mellone (me) hitting that joint like a crazy man" -alex
"I havn't done shrooms since the last time I did them" -me "are you creating me?" -different alex "oh my god theres a bird in here!" -me when a bird flew in this cave we were blazing in this is a conversation I had with a kid at school and I was really high "how much was your smoke roller?" -luke "my what?" -me "your smoke roller" "my what?" "your smoke roller" "my what?" "your smoke roller" "you mean my steam roller" "yea"
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07-25-2005, 01:46 AM
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""I havn't done shrooms since the last time I did them" -me" (bonez)
hahhah good one
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