"Hmm...I need a good elfnappin' plan!"
RMJL, here's a plan for ya,
(1) Dig a large hole near smokie's elf tree.
(2) Fill the hole with ashes.
(3) Place peas (elf's are addicted to 'em) around the hole in a circle.
(4) Hide and wait.
(5) When an elf comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ASH-Hole!!!!!!! Lmao!
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