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BurnThaBush · #1 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 10:02 AM

so i just found out about this church that started like 20 minutes away from where i live, and its a church its all nuts, if you join you get all these documents saying that you religously smoke pot, and under the constitution you cant get busted for haveing pot, you can grow plants and shit too. you have to sign this like contract saying all about how you think that burning out is your tribute to your "god" its pretty crazy, i wanna join that shit man, im gonna go find that churn and fucken join, the website is www.thc-ministry.org. go read that shit its crazy. peace

Mustard · #2 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 10:22 AM

That shit is funny stuff. THC Ministry, haha. Yeah, that church will sell you documents, holy anointing oil and you'll have a religious defense against criminal prosecution. Just like the Rasta's, right?

IGotTheCottons · #3 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 05:02 PM

Yeah, and the judge will laugh in your face when you get caught. Rastafarians are allowed to use it because it's a legitimate religion, just like those who are allowed to eat Peyote because it's their religion.

The THC Ministry is just an excuse to get wasted for recreation and it's a total front. You have no immunity from the law. There's a thread on this in the Spirituality and Philosophy forum. It's by with_his_author.

IGotTheCottons · #4 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boondock

he's right^^^^^^^^^^^^

grow plants and smoke and get caught and your ass will be in jail. i wonder if the thc ministry would help with your defense and legal fees? hmmmm

Hey Boondock... I think I'm gonna have a coronary!

Did you just *GASP*.... AGREE with me?

Wow... I think I need to sit down... Wait... I am sitting down. LOL.

I'm just messin with ya. I enjoy our discussions/debates. You make me think - keep it up.

Orion26 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 06:28 PM

with_his_author is the Reverend of the THC ministry

IGotTheCottons · #6 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 06:58 PM

Yup, and when he was confronted with the truth about the Bible's stance on weed, he disappeared. Shows how confident he is in his "ministry."

It's just a front.

Go check his thread in the Spirituality and Philosophy section. You'll see.

BurnThaBush · #7 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 11:29 PM

yea, i knew it wasnt fully legitamate, but i just thought it was pretty damn funny, bunch of stoney christians, i wanna go find it and go for the hell of it, my freind said he knows where it is.

smoke_the_dank · #8 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 11:34 PM

I honestly dont think they can decide if your religion is legitamate. If they can, its worse than I thought.

Honestly, I think if you played it smart, you could win this case. If you dont, youve got a hellova religious discrimination suit. We can believe whatever we want, and even being a christian could give you a good defense. God gave us all the plants, our government cant take them away.

Opivy · #9 (**permalink**) 02-24-2005, 11:37 PM

I don't think they're called christians either.

WL-Jeff · #10 (**permalink**) 02-25-2005, 12:59 AM

this is not much of a loophole, its just something to use in the court of law. religion is protected, this is just trying to give you a front for court to prove you believe you have to smoke weed to be one with your god. it gives you a small chance, and the court cannot tell you what you can and cannot believe.

poop.com? · #11 (**permalink**) 02-25-2005, 03:21 AM

i read about this shit in high times few months back i think. shit was being debated and wasnt settled. but as far as i knew they were saying its not cool, but then the people started giving the whole freedom of religion crap. i dont know where its gone though but i doubt it will become legit at all.

4ction · #12 (**permalink**) 04-07-2005, 06:45 AM

my god requires human sacrafices.
therefore, I have a religious excuse to kill.

I guess this is about the same as the THC ministry but I'm using reallll shallow reasoning

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#1 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 10:02 AM
BurnThaBush Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts: 116	THC ministry, religon and pot so i just found out about this church that started like 20 minutes away from where i live, and its a church its all nuts, if you join you get all these documents saying that you religously smoke pot, and under the constitution you cant get busted for haveing pot, you can grow plants and shit too. you have to sign this like contract saying all about how you think that burning out is your tribute to your "god" its pretty crazy, i wanna join that shit man, im gonna go find that churn and fucken join, the website is www.thc-ministry.org. go read that shit its crazy. peace

#2 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 10:22 AM
Mustard Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,522	That shit is funny stuff. THC Ministry, haha. Yeah, that church will sell you documents, holy anointing oil and you'll have a religious defense against criminal prosecution. Just like the Rasta's, right?

#3 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 05:02 PM
IGotTheCottons I'm a motherfuckin RAVER! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 11,203 Blog Entries: 2	Yeah, and the judge will laugh in your face when you get caught. Rastafarians are allowed to use it because it's a legitimate religion, just like those who are allowed to eat Peyote because it's their religion. The THC Ministry is just an excuse to get wasted for recreation and it's a total front. You have no immunity from the law. There's a thread on this in the Spirituality and Philosophy forum. It's by with_his_author. __________________ Yesterday is not ours to recover but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. - Lyndon B Johnson Sickboy: And to OP, When it comes to dating the only person you can trust 100% is yourself. holyrollers: Soooo.. you're saying he should date himself? Asexual ftw?

#5 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 06:28 PM
Orion26 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 445	with_his_author is the Reverend of the THC ministry

#6 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 06:58 PM
IGotTheCottons I'm a motherfuckin RAVER! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 11,203 Blog Entries: 2	Yup, and when he was confronted with the truth about the Bible's stance on weed, he disappeared. Shows how confident he is in his "ministry." It's just a front. Go check his thread in the Spirituality and Philosophy section. You'll see. __________________ Yesterday is not ours to recover but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. - Lyndon B Johnson Sickboy: And to OP, When it comes to dating the only person you can trust 100% is yourself. holyrollers: Soooo.. you're saying he should date himself? Asexual ftw?

#7 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 11:29 PM
BurnThaBush Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts: 116	yea, i knew it wasnt fully legitamate, but i just thought it was pretty damn funny, bunch of stoney christians, i wanna go find it and go for the hell of it, my freind said he knows where it is.

#8 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 11:34 PM
smoke_the_dank Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 106 whistlers ln, 97443, Oregon Posts: 1,656	I honestly dont think they can decide if your religion is legitamate. If they can, its worse than I thought. Honestly, I think if you played it smart, you could win this case. If you dont, youve got a hellova religious discrimination suit. We can believe whatever we want, and even being a christian could give you a good defense. God gave us all the plants, our government cant take them away.

#9 (permalink) 02-24-2005, 11:37 PM
Opivy Nova Police Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upper Baboons Asshole Posts: 4,347	I don't think they're called christians either. __________________ "I don' think I'll ever touch a daiquiri again..."

#10 (permalink) 02-25-2005, 12:59 AM
WL-Jeff My Nissan > Your Car Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,171	this is not much of a loophole, its just something to use in the court of law. religion is protected, this is just trying to give you a front for court to prove you believe you have to smoke weed to be one with your god. it gives you a small chance, and the court cannot tell you what you can and cannot believe.

#11 (permalink) 02-25-2005, 03:21 AM
poop.com? Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 50	i read about this shit in high times few months back i think. shit was being debated and wasnt settled. but as far as i knew they were saying its not cool, but then the people started giving the whole freedom of religion crap. i dont know where its gone though but i doubt it will become legit at all.

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#12 (permalink) 04-07-2005, 06:45 AM
4ction the Medicine Man Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: arizona Posts: 883	my god requires human sacrafices. therefore, I have a religious excuse to kill. I guess this is about the same as the THC ministry but I'm using reallll shallow reasoning __________________ AIM SN: soultosqueeze462 "KNOWLEDGE is being aware that a tomato is a fruit - WISDOM is knowing not to put it in your fruit cocktail" Life!///tell it like it is///you don't have to die before you live/// -Sly & the Family Stone