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How to pass a lab drug test

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by M lbudl J, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. #1 M lbudl J, Feb 27, 2010
    I have to see my probation officer first week of march. I smoke about 1bowl(.3-.5) everyday at night so I figured I wouldnt be able to pass if I quit now...so I did some extreme research for drug testing lol

    Drink alot of water a couple hours before the test(not to much, you can die) Now piss a couple times and your urine should be clear. Then take vitamin b-12 to make your urine yellow so it doesnt look diluted. Now Erowid said eat red meat 3 days before the test but thats unavailable for me. The reason why you have to eat red meat is because most lab test creatine levels and if its below avg. then they are going to say its diluted. So I have these pills called nitrix which contain creatine ethyl ester-beta-alanine composite, creatine phophate matrix, and creatine AAB. Im probably only going to take half the pill 2 days before the test.

    Sooo uhhh Ill let you know how it goes...ugh..
     
  2. #2 Rami.Nauja, Feb 27, 2010
    add some exercise and you'll prolly be golden
     
  3. #3 kobe420, Feb 27, 2010
    Ya man work out and drink tons of water over the next days
    go sit in a hot tub or sana or however you spell it
    Just make sure you sweat a friend of mine has gotten his system clean in three day or even less
     
  4. #4 mellowfellow, Feb 27, 2010
    Sounds perfect, just work out, too. That way it goes thru ur system faster, and you can even tell them u take supplements for lifting if they question why certain vitamin levels are higher than they should be, etc.

    I passed a test in less than a week once, but I drank a fuckload of water bro, like 2 gallons a day LOL.

    Later that summer I threw up from drinking so much water, lol (yeah, it's bad, but at least I'm not repeating the mistake, and I'm alive, right?).
     
  5. #5 M lbudl J, Feb 27, 2010
    Ya I was thinking that the creatine lvls may be way off
     
  6. #6 mellowfellow, Feb 27, 2010
    Sounds perfect, just work out, too. That way it goes thru ur system faster, and you can even tell them u take supplements for lifting if they question why certain vitamin levels are higher than they should be, etc.

    I passed a test in less than a week once, but I drank a fuckload of water bro, like 2 gallons a day LOL.

    Later that summer I threw up from drinking so much water, lol (yeah, it's bad, but at least I'm not repeating the mistake, and I'm alive, right?).
     
  7. #7 mellowfellow, Feb 27, 2010
    ugh sorry for double post, my pc has problems with gcf >.<

    yeah, just fill a milk jug with water in the morning and drink the whole thing if not like half of another throughout the whole day. Just don't drink too much, lol, for realz.

    and gl to you buddy, fuck the marijuana laws.
     
  8. #8 crazymike703, Feb 27, 2010
    Sound's like you have a good strategy to pass. But why would you smoke if you're on probation? That's just dumb.
     
  9. #9 M lbudl J, Feb 27, 2010
    The same reason why you smoke 80's in rehab...llol
     
  10. #10 mattnmitchell, Feb 2, 2013
    dudes , dont think that you passed your probation test. just cause they didnt say anything or even told you that you passed, doesnt mean they dont lie to you. their motive for lieing,>> MONEY what else!! their just waiting for you to pay all your fines and fees then they will revoke you for the failed test that may have happend years ago..:confused::confused::confused:
     
  11. #11 splifjenka, Feb 2, 2013
    Total truth. They'll never do anything positive though
     
  12. #12 cheesetown777, Feb 11, 2013

    Woah.... put down the bong. Being a little paranoid, aren't we?
     
  13. #13 Skepsis, Feb 11, 2013
    That's not how the justice system works lol. Someone's a little paranoid.
     

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