Friend got robbed today... Quel bummer!

[Boffin]

So I'm in town waiting for my friend to show up, hoping to get stoned and chillax as you do... Her friend didn't come through so no dice, it's all good and I meet up with her later. Turns out as her friend was getting bud (with some extra using her money) he got mugged by some goddamn chavs. Bad fucking karma should find them, grr! Sounds like her friend just jacked her but that's not the way - she was there to see him get robbed. Still stayed happy, though. Spent my day bouncing around town sharing warmth, happiness and love with bummed out people. Woo.

EDIT : CRUD! Just realised that I put this here and not Real Life Stories. Too many windows open, got horribly confuzzlipated. Sorry, guys...

[heat_blitz]

Haha, Chavs, no one else here is gonna know what that means, lol.

Yeh I hate em, but Id like to see them come to my area and face a true rudeboy, theyd shit their pants in a second.

Unless they were in a big group, I wouldnt let them do shit, most of them are pussies the minute you fight back.

[Grim Bongmaster]

....so are you guys gonna let us in on what chavs means?

[Fatkid420]

Originally Posted by Grim Bongmaster

....so are you guys gonna let us in on what chavs means?

thats what i wanna know lol

[heat_blitz]

Heres one description I found:

What's a Chav?

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, Spides and Neds in Scotland.

[Boffin]

Basically scumbags... They're the pussy version on truly ghetto hip-hop people, always talking about how gangsta they are. Say "nah" a lot. Got mugged myself today! Bag of arse! Dumb-ass thing is, I know the guy that did it- his name, exactly what he looks like etc. Also know he's a dealer... Schmeh. Just lost an old old phone - my spare one. My friend had about £450 worth of gear on him though so I was basically just worried about distracting them from him- "Look man he doesn't have shit, I'll give you my phone just let me take out the sim aight?" I made them take the sim-card out for me... Fucking retards couldn't even do that, gave us a chance to eyeball them. Ah well I'm just glad that my friend is O.K and didn't lose anything... I think he's pretty grateful lol. Don't say "Why didn't you fight back?" etc. - We were sitting down, surrounded by at least 8 more like 10 of them so it's hardly like we could do anything. Stupid thing was... I had £5 and an old phone, basically a choice of which to bait them with to make sure my friend was ok ("Show us yer pockets innit") BUT the £5 was gonna go towards my bud-fund for the Leeds festival. A true stoner trait - giving up your phone over your bud-money Peace out...

[Grim Bongmaster]

Buy this man!! No one would fuck with a guy who was carrying this around! If you don't have 100 bucks to shell out for it, make a something sharp in your garage and shank those fuckers! Sure ya may get your ass kicked, but if you don't they'll probably leave you the fuck alone. Another tactic my dad used when he was a kid in cali is to find each of the people that ganged up on him, and beat the living shit out of them.

[Giffenrock]

Somehow that just doesn't seem like the best idea.... But hey man whatever works!

[Boffin]

I'll have to raid my friend's room... He has lots of random ornamental swords and knives and various wooden ninja weapons hah! (He does ninjitsu... I used to for a while, was great but quit because of the small quantity of wrestling with sweaty men. I'm no homophobe but some of those guys smelled SO BAD.)

[Baker]

if you know who like 5-10 of them are just find them when theres only 1-2 of them and kick the shit out of them, thats what i would do anyway.

[sidious]

yeah, i was gonna say, we call them neds, but i seen that the end there..........fucking hate neds, wee wankers who think their a ticket, they all need slapped, and there all pussies who have to walk around in groups of like 10 or more, one of them threw a stone at my window one night, what the litte shits didn't know was that all the boys were in the sitting room watching the celtic game that night...........,i could have swore one of my mates was allready outside the door as the stone hit....lol.........and we all live in the same area, so their usual shortcuts to get away weren't gonna wash, doubt they'll ever do that again.

as for the group of 10 that mugged you, get the mouthpiece by himself and beat his ass, that way the rest will do nothing, as you obviously kicked the big man in the balls, all the little balls will fuck off.

best method of taking the big guy out........a Glasgow kiss, the good ol headbutt, never fails when delivered right...........Peace out.........Sid

DISCLAIMER

In no way should any of the above advice be taken seriously as it may cause physical harm to the little Junkie bastards, which is supposedly against their human rights.

[Boffin]

Haha! Nice... I'm not really into violence and shit. Half from being a pussy and half from just being too nice :S Ah well. I hope the police do get the main scrotum, though... I mean they have a nickname, a full description, bags of cctv footage and junk so if they don't I officially no longer respect the police lol.

[mooglekexin]

as strange traait of orkneds (orkney neds) is that they greet you and if you are polite and greet them back they laugh, if they dont they question you... weird little fuckers eh? they are nothing to fear though... i claimed i would skin their kids (they were about 15 ) and they shut up

[Grim Bongmaster]

Originally Posted by Boffin

(He does ninjitsu... I used to for a while, was great but quit because of the small quantity of wrestling with sweaty men. I'm no homophobe but some of those guys smelled SO BAD.)

LMFAO!!

[THE_ODA]

In time, Karma will find them.