High? : I have to write it before I forget!

This is a thread completely dedicated to that certain sadness you sometimes feel when you're high and then forget something that would unlock the mysteries of the universe to everyone. DON'T FORGET! POST IT HERE!
Even some gibberish, I'm sure it made sense at the time, alas we can not be enlightened all the time. Write on, my dear stoners.


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Edited by New_Grasses, 06 September 2010 - 10:35 PM.
Made some changes

the reason my dealer is always late is because he is always rolling a fucking blunt!

horray! write on, write on....

im not high right now but i will check back here when i am... i always have things that i write down cuz they seem great when your high but sober... its funy 2 read...
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i thought this last night. lets see what i remember:

Health care debate. you gotta choose one side or the other. democrat or republican. big govt or big insurance. if it didnt benefit so many people with money or power then it wouldnt even be a big deal. but dont worry americans, neither side is on YOUR side. as long as they can keep us americans choosing sides, they can decide what we fight for. they can trick us into fighting for big insurance -- do you believe that shit. anyway, i know im preaching to the choir an all but thats what was on my mind yesterday. peace

this thought popped into my mind when i was blazed in political science class.

why the fuck is the american govt so corrupt and no one does anything about it?

think about how much better america would be if their wasn't a bunch of greedy bastards running this country.

and we deff need to change the Elite theory that we have in place

You invite some friends over for dinner, but you remember when its too late that one of them is vegetarian. All of the food could pass as vegetarian but you know that it is not.

what do you do?
......................................................................................................................

A: Own up to your mistake and quickly make them an omelette
B: Dont mention it and hope for the best
C: Assume them that all the food is vegetarian friendly

You invite some friends over for dinner, but you remember when its too late that one of them is vegetarian. All of the food could pass as vegetarian but you know that it is not.

what do you do?
......................................................................................................................

A: Own up to your mistake and quickly make them an omelette
B: Dont mention it and hope for the best
C: Assume them that all the food is vegetarian friendly

A. I'm vegetarian and if I ate something with meat in it because my friend didn't tell me I'd be PISSED. Not only because they did that, but because I'd probably be throwing up and having the squirts for the rest of the night!

Will post a high thought on here tomorrow when I finally get to smoke for the first time in like a month.

One night i was high as fuck and i listened to the song word up by korn, and for some reason i interpreted that the song meant if you say word up to a girl she instantly will sleep with you

Woke up screaming fuck the world.

After watching "The Union" (good movie btw):

I'm still certain Decriminalized marijuana laws aren't gonna happen. I think there is way too much contriversy over the debate. But (like they point out in the movie), throw the word MEDICINAL before Marijuana, and POOF. A whole new topic. I think the hoops you have to jump through to get a card are worth it. Everyone says "Legalize Marijuana", which I think is a much too broad of an action. Marjuana's play in society is way too detailed when broken down.

My buddy moved to Cali last year, within two weeks he got a card. My ol' lady's dad down in Oregon, made a phone call to a "special" doctor's office and magically got his card.

Atleast for the present, Medicinal is the only way it will be "100% Legal" for the user.

I got two thoughts for everyone today.


1.Leafs fall from trees for reasons, because they make a perfect tool to clean a bowl with
2. Gotta love the random smoke ups

if everything single thing in our universe causes a reaction can we predict anything?

if everything single thing in our universe causes a reaction can we predict anything?

GOOD ONE!

depends how much analysis has been done regarding specific events around and about what ever it is you are trying to predict or determine. but that can even be considered a variable of its own in regards to where/what something is about to be going/doing...

Damn this is a good one...

i thought this last night. lets see what i remember:

Health care debate. you gotta choose one side or the other. democrat or republican. big govt or big insurance. if it didnt benefit so many people with money or power then it wouldnt even be a big deal. but dont worry americans, neither side is on YOUR side. as long as they can keep us americans choosing sides, they can decide what we fight for. they can trick us into fighting for big insurance -- do you believe that shit. anyway, i know im preaching to the choir an all but thats what was on my mind yesterday. peace

a fuckn men dude

isnt' just pathetic how everyones all against each other? i cant even have a conversation with my mom sometimes because this shit. labels are fuckin stupid and people are fuckin blind

Been watching Six Feet Under for the first time recently and it's totally got me thinking about death. How lucky we are to be alive at this point in time, so many people have lived before us and so many people will live after us, but we are here right now...at this second in time we are all alive...and for that we are lucky. Sometimes i think this is bullshit but whatever, its true, not everyone has had the oppertunity to see the things that we have, a new millenium, the invention of the internet etc etc it's so cool when you think about, but then you have a bad day and you think fuck the world, it sucks!! haha

God, i'm high

edit: Got ninja'd

a fuckn men dude

isnt' just pathetic how everyones all against each other? i cant even have a conversation with my mom sometimes because this shit. labels are fuckin stupid and people are fuckin blind

Yeah posta above me. Im wit you because I just see through people's bullshit and their intentions. Makes me seperate with this shit........ just...a lit...lle bit?

But man , I have nothing else to say.... Kinda lame, off the charts like bad aim, in insane in my brain, I'm deranged with no shame. Damn maybe I should go freestyle:devious:

Edited by jjsmit, 13 November 2009 - 12:49 AM.
ninja'd

People call me arrogant for not following what the Government tells me to do.

I say Fuck the Government

tupac is the best

awesome stories lolololol!