Caught smoking or growing?

[CaptainJoe]

Never caught by cops, but my parents knew, but they never caught me in the act. But my friend was busted growing.

[HairyPothead]

GOD DAMN IT

I just wrote a long ass reply with some juicy stories in them and of course my browser decides "HEY LETS REFRESH THE PAGE AND MAKE EM TYPE IT AGAIN!" Fuckin computer man. I'll type my damn story later as soon as I cool off and get some piff in my lungs. ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

[420 High Times]

copy and paste dude

[goodfucker]

I'm from germany. My dad smokes with me some joints when he wants to, my mom gets pretty upset all the time cuz she worrries that I get addicted. But she still washes my RooR in the dishes washer haha. But now Im in an american hostfamily they suck balls they are very religous and conservative and shit they'd sent me home if they'd find out.. SHIT
One time got busted sitting somewhere in public downtown rolling a joint. A police man walked by saw me and my friend just sitting there and rolling a joint and just came and took the stuff and threw it away and told us not to do it nomore and went off. That idiot didnt even check us we had 1/4 of purp so we just rolled the next one and smoked it right there haha.
We usually dont get in trouble here in europe germany.

[Pairednines]

hahahaha man germany sounds good

My friend and his buds recently got caught they walked over to a park to blaze up with all their shit on them and saw a cop there so they turned back and said fuck that. next thing you know a cop pull up and say empty your pockets. they found one kids stash and piece and took him down town not sure what happened to him, then they checked eyes and for pasties but didnt do anything to my friend or the other kids. its funny cause they didnt check my friends bag that had a 1/4 in it close call.

[Sketchy Newb]

Thankfully, I've never been caught. Had many close calls though, but that's good because it keeps you on your toes.

[CmMx112]

This sucks... ive been smokin for about 4 months, jus started geting into it, nice little stash with tools and whatnot, well my friend needed some bud, so i wasnt gona leave him budless, i met up with him at school, sold him a bluts worth for like 5 ones... well tha DA pulles it outa his pocket in the bathroom infront of his 'friend', tels him he got it from me, the 'friend' tells on both of us, my friends flippin shit so he rats on me, the match the bills nd tha green up... well, popsession, and im suspended from school... womp womp... im not mad at him tho, told him he was a fucktard tho, my rents gave me the hole, 'im dissapointed' speach, and took my stash, homemade bong and all... now im out of weed! help! haha

[IncreasedX]

My parents caught me growing like... 5-6 plants. They weren't stoners, but def smoked weed. I came home from my friends house and here's how it went:

Mom: Steve, what are those plants in your room?

Me: (In my head I'm going) Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit like 100 times (I think first) then say "They're pot plants"

Why lie when they already know? Anyway

Mom: Who are they for?

Me: A friend of mine whose name I won't say because I know what you will say. I'll just get rid of them, I know it's stupid to grow them and can get in major trouble.

Mom: Fair enough, please do, we don't want you getting into trouble.


Both my parents know I smoke, my moms 50/50 on it, my dads 10/90, they just don't want me fuckin my life up. Hell I told my mom face to face if you smell pot coming from my room, don't mind it. Ye,s I am smoking, but just to get some sleep (I have a VERY hard time sleeping and staying asleep).... and my dad was having surgery that he could've died from.

PS: I've come home stoned as hell before, went straight to the kitchen while my mom or dad was up, red eyed to hell, grabbed food, said hello and good night then went to my room and past out.

[rippin-tubes]

haha just friday night me and a few friends rode the quads to the local bar and after a few drinks we decided it was time for a toke. so we went out and sat on the four wheelers and smoked a few. the instant we walk back into the bar the owner is telling us that he dosent mind if we "smoke dope" but not to do it on teh property or we wont be allowed back...... he was decent i guess but we wont be going there for a while. i mean really, who wants to have a few drinks and not smoke?

[KobeBryant]

Originally Posted by Paul Thy Lord

I got caught smoking this week after i decided to burn a joint. Turns out my window wasnt open enough....

My mum just got shitty at me and told me how its so stupid to be starting young IM 17 FOR CHRIST SAKE! I only started like halfway though this year. Worst of all she accused me of stealing from my dads stash.... I didnt even know my dad smoked. I didnt want to tell her that one of my friends is a dealer so i told her i got it through some kids at school.

My sister just bitched at me about how cloese it is to final Year 12 exams but told me she ultimatley didnt care and said it was pathetic that i was smoking alone :/

My dad just said as long as it dosent interfere with my day to day life and its just an occasional thing he dosent mind.

Ultimatley i think i got off pretty easy but my mum is still pissed at me. But thats ok, i never really liked my mum, shes always been a bitch to me. But my dad is chill. Still, im gonna refrain from it for a bit, and hopefully move outta home soon

lol you lasted for a grand total of one post before you managed to get yourself banned.

[broboy]

Well a couple of years ago when I was younger we picked up a dub and were heading back to the house to make
brownies . We had a j on the way there and we were smoking the
roach outta the pipe when look back and see flaking lights haha I was so baked and they could smell it right away. Well 1 possesion charge but just got 6 months diversion for tht plus an
mip like 2weeks before. Needless to say I wad pretty lucky

[NikoBellic45]

i spent 468 days for 40 lbs in my whip...

that was a long time ago.

[passage2bangkok]

Originally Posted by VanWi1der

A while back when I was a naive smoker, my friends and I would always drive around and toke when we didnt have a place to go. So we stop at this one apartment complex and started watching a movie in the back of his truck while toking with one of our other friends (a retarded female) when suddenly at the end of the movie we saw cops circling the area. We immediately bailed only to see that there was a cop following us and pulled us over for some BS reason and searched the car but didnt find the weed that was tucked up under my good ole trusty balls even after what seemed like an upper cut to my crotch. They did find the piece and took that but let us go with my friends getting paraphenelia and a tobacco ticket.

Bahahaha! You, sir, made me laugh out loud with that one!

But back to the point of this thread...one time me and some buddies were chilling on a bench outside my dorm, passing a bowl, when my RA walks out the door and smells the ganj. He's pretty cool though (and he was pretty drunk, haha) so he just kind of eyeballs us and goes, "You guys havin' a little smoke, huh?" And then he just walks away....

Another time I was chilling at this secluded spot behind another dorm when I see a campus police car roll up on the street that's 50 yards or so away. The cop kind of pulls off to the side of the road and just sits there in his car. As soon as I saw the car, I set the bowl down next to me and lit up a cigarette, but the cop just sat there for like 10 minutes. I was sitting there psyching myself out the whole time, thinking "Shit, he's gonna come over here, he's gonna come over here, I'm gonna have to run from the law, he probably saw the bowl," etc., etc....but fortunately he must have given it up because he just drove away.

[DanTheAutomator]

Originally Posted by Mikeydoes

They shouldn't feel bad, because pot is the best invention ever.

Nobody invented pot, i think you meant to say 'the best discovery ever' haha.

The only time i've ever been caught smoking was outside of my work with a few other co-workers. We were all done with our shifts and clocked when; our manager walked out to his car and saw all of us piled in a car and basically told us, "Never again, leave now" lol.

[smilingslowly]

Originally Posted by goodfucker

I'm from germany. My dad smokes with me some joints when he wants to, my mom gets pretty upset all the time cuz she worrries that I get addicted. But she still washes my RooR in the dishes washer haha. But now Im in an american hostfamily they suck balls they are very religous and conservative and shit they'd sent me home if they'd find out.. SHIT
One time got busted sitting somewhere in public downtown rolling a joint. A police man walked by saw me and my friend just sitting there and rolling a joint and just came and took the stuff and threw it away and told us not to do it nomore and went off. That idiot didnt even check us we had 1/4 of purp so we just rolled the next one and smoked it right there haha.
We usually dont get in trouble here in europe germany.

Hahahahaaa that made my day