You can tell your smoking with a rookie when...

[Mandeponium]

Originally Posted by 420 High Times

They get REALLY excited about it like 10 mins before your about to toke or something. I love smoking bud but I can controll myself haha, I remember I used to be like this a little bit though.

For a noob, smoking is like Christmas for little kids. They can't help but get excited.

[kfx450r]

Originally Posted by Mandeponium

For a noob, smoking is like Christmas for little kids. They can't help but get excited.

Yah..Ive been smoking for a little over a year and I used to be bad about that, all of us would, still am just not as bad. I dont see the prob, EVERYONE LOVES WEED!

[laxterbater022]

Originally Posted by Nah, Im Shwayze

You explain to them how to corner a bowl! Its not that hard but no one knows how....

holy shit man my friend cant corner at all its horrible! i packed a bowl of really good chronic n we had 4 ppl so i go, alright hit the corners, and he just torches the whole bowl i fucking packed...

[expandingeye]

Originally Posted by libertytoast

Rep for that one. Everytime I hear someone say that, I just don't believe it. It's like they don't know what they're passing up on.

Seriously!? well how about this,

When the person your smoking with doesn't know when to quit. Will just pack bowl after bowl after bowl to the point of just wasting pot and not enjoying the high.

If someone is high enough why would passing make them a rookie? Oh let me guess, because there is no high enough? I think that's something a rookie would say!

[LSU Steauxner]

Originally Posted by Nah, Im Shwayze

You explain to them how to corner a bowl! Its not that hard but no one knows how....

exactly what i was thinking

you always know youre rollin with a rookie when they cash the bowl in one hit that they cant even handle

[eternalshine13]

Possibly the best thing that I've ever seen. When i lived int he dorms, my roommates and I were kind of notorious among the smokers on campus as pulling the best gravity bongs (we used bong slide pieces for a while), but this freshman who played soccer with my roommate came up one day talking mad shit about all the "danky dank" he gets when he goes home. I gave him a gravity bong, and he spent the next 30 minutes puking his guys out

[Tim t'Enchanter]

I'm Irish and I've been toking regularly for over ten years. No-one here corners, no-one cares. There's none of that puff-puff-pass nonsense either. When somebody passes you something, you decide what to do, not some 'etiquette'.
The only true sign of a noob is someone who constantly says their weed/hash is laced because 'I'm tripping out' even though you are all smoking the same stuff. Wankers.

Having said that I love getting stoned with beginners, I seem to get giggle fits a lot more with them than with seasoned stoners.

[dAnks0nly]

Originally Posted by expandingeye

Seriously!? well how about this,

When the person your smoking with doesn't know when to quit. Will just pack bowl after bowl after bowl to the point of just wasting pot and not enjoying the high.

If someone is high enough why would passing make them a rookie? Oh let me guess, because there is no high enough? I think that's something a rookie would say!

rep for that. there's nothing wrong with reaching your peak high. in fact it's pretty pro to be able to know when your good.

[SmokeChoke]

You can tell your smoking with a rookie when...

They hit the blunt, but theyre not really hitting because they are holding it to hard.

Rookies hit the blunt and watch it sidetrack, like its a fucking two thumbs up movie.

When you hold the blunt for them to grab they try about 4 different ways to get it before actually grabbin it.

[jungleman420]

Ill pass from time to time. While being super high is great and such it not meant for daily driving. I like the newbs the jump around in rotation thinking it will handed to them instead of the next person it should go to.

[Emblazened]

Originally Posted by xACExbongzilla

i haaaaate that. id hand them a homemade with a quality slide and their like "wheres the carb"?

This reminds me, newbies are always making homemades

haha, I'm just kidding man

[ExpandUrMind]

Originally Posted by oldskoolgrower

Only noobs think cornering is for noobs.




You can tell you're smoking with a rookie when he says things like 'You can tell you're smoking with a rookie when...'

You know someone is nit-picky when their name is oldskoolgrower! I agree about the cornering point though.

[xACExbongzilla]

Originally Posted by Emblazened

This reminds me, newbies are always making homemades

haha, I'm just kidding man

i only make quality airtight grommet bongs

[zPharoah]

Originally Posted by Haze23

when the person fills the bong with smoke, does not pull out the bowl...and proceeds to pass the bong like he just took a fat rip..

second that, hahahaha my friend does it all the time i seriously just want to slap him across the face.

[Snazzers]

It's always fun asking a rookie if they're still sober.

"Hey, you sober?"

"I forgot what sober was."