Your Funny and Unique Smoking Habits

[TheNightGoes90]

I searched for similar threads, of which there are a few, but I thought that I would begin a new discussion anyway.

I'm curious about your idiosyncratic smoking habits. I'm sure that most of us have little ticks that we cannot avoid when we are smoking. Let's try keep the discussion focused on interesting, unique, and funny habits. I'll offer one to start us off:

My friends and I hotboxed in the small bathroom in my apartment every night last summer. Before smoking, however, I made sure to put on my black Member's Only jacket and Aviator sunglasses. I declared it the "80s Renaissance" and asked one of my roommates to play New Wave music while we taking care of business.

[cs_shoota]

if i dont have it on (which doesnt happen much) i put on my hat!!! other than that nothing really.... cept for when we smoke out of the glass bowl we always put a nickle on it.. like the coin.. and it makes it last for soooo long, and get deeper hits! i dont know if thats what you were looking for...

[BigBabyJesus]

When we used to have these crazy bubbler sessions, we concluded everyone got distracted while smoking, so we made it so to smoke with us, there had to be no TV on, and no unnecessary discussion. Music was always put on low volume too. For 5-10 minutes, all we did was smoke, in a very single-minded fashion. then we were free to BS, play video games, etc.

My one friend ALWAYS had to listen to ludacris while we smoked.

After smoking out of a spoon, we have a small contest to see who can get the biggest resin hit from it. I always get second place . . . my one friend hits it through the carb like a pro . . .

[hogsbreath]

i too always have to have my hat on. i have to be sitting down, i hate standing and smoking especially hitting a bong standing up.

[TheNightGoes90]

Originally posted by BigBabyJesus
When we used to have these crazy bubbler sessions, we concluded everyone got distracted while smoking, so we made it so to smoke with us, there had to be no TV on, and no unnecessary discussion. Music was always put on low volume too. For 5-10 minutes, all we did was smoke, in a very single-minded fashion. then we were free to BS, play video games, etc.

This is hilarious. A couple of my friends and I did exactly the same thing on 4/20. We wanted to smoke upstairs before heading down to the living room to watch a movie, so we decided not to talk or listen to music until we had finished. The only problem was that no one knew how much we were going to smoke. It was 4/20 after all, and we had plenty of "supplies." After about 40 minutes of silence, one of my friends started dancing behind me while I was hitting the pipe as if he were David Byrne from the Talking Heads's video to "Once In A Lifetime." The next thing I remember, we were downstairs watching Michel Gondry music videos.

[TheNightGoes90]

Yea, I'm posting two messages in a row in a thread that I started. I'm really interested to hear about your experiences, though. Here's another story for you.

During my sophomore year of high school, two of my closest friends and I smoked almost everyday after school. 4:20 didn't matter, though. We got out of school at 3:15. Anyway, after smoking at my house, we always drove to a coffee shop downtown to have a snack and a drink. One day during fall semester, my best friend discovered a pair of blue plastic Batman sunglasses in the rear floorboard of my car and put them on as we were making our way to the coffee shop. He looked ridiculous, so we laughed uncontrollably the entire time that we were inside. He refused to eat the next afternoon if he couldn't wear the glasses, and soon it became a tradition. The old women working at the coffee shop started calling him Batman, and he kept quoting the football player in the Snickers commericial who believes that he's Batman after receiving a concussion.

"Why, hello Batman! What would you like today? We have some delicious potato soup..."

"I'm Batman. The Batmobile is parked around the corner. Would you like to ride with Batman?"

There's nothing better than being stoned as hell in a public place and having a legitimate reason to laugh so hard that you fall to the ground. It's even better when you have the opportunity to do it daily.

[DarkMatter36]

Well... I do this thing when I'm taking gigantic bong rips where my eyes gradually open wider and wider, until their so far open, people can't help but laugh at me. They call it my "bong" face. lol. I don't know if that's what you were looking for, but it's a habit I can't seem to break.

[seekup]

my roomate and i will jungle bake once a week, other than that if im smoking a joint in my room i have to listen to this 16 minute dj tiesto track...... it just puts me in the mood.

[A-Jay]

Originally posted by seekup
my roomate and i will jungle bake once a week, other than that if im smoking a joint in my room i have to listen to this 16 minute dj tiesto track...... it just puts me in the mood.

Tiesto....nice to hear dutch "artists" are listened too world wide

I prefer Bob Marley or something during a smoking session, makes me stoned just listening lol

[Misfit]

it depends on the peice that we use and where we smoke

in the attic:

bubbler: i wear my smokeing jacket and play with my lighter for 10 mins before we smoke then play massive games of halo


gravity bong: once again jacket and play with my lighter for 10 mins. then food then halo


joint: no jackt or lighter. we just play halo after


in anyone car:

i take seat behind the driver, play with my lighter once i get into the car till we spark up whatever we are smokeing.


anyone house: i wear my jacket thats it

[SolidGuitar]

Yeah definitely. I almost always have to wear my jacket while toking. It's like my marijuana utility belt. I keep my pipe and herb inside, along with usually a 12 oz soda can in one of the pockets and a CD player in another, and if I have cigarettes I keep those in there too. That way, no matter where I go to toke it's comfortable.

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after every smoking session i stand up and look really hard everywhere i was to make sure i didnt forget anything other then that no habbits.

[Misfit]

in my jacket which i usually always have has my lighter in it. screens. a pen, my knife, my pot, my pipe, papers, and munchies

[Stoned_Stupid]

this is some funny stuff, i got one, no biggie, but wehn i blaze at home i ahve a lazyboy chair outside on the porch, thats the seat i ALWAYS get, and then theres stupid things like whosever weed it is they light it. My buddy does this stupid ass thing where he takes a hit and then shakes his head...its fucked up lol.

[TheNightGoes90]

Originally posted by Luke
in my room I always close all the windows, doors, turn off the fans, cover up the ac and space under the doors...for the kills of course

if in the car make all the ac thingies point down, roll up the windows, try not to talk too much or breath toward whoever's hittin, and play with the cd player remote. it's so cool sittin in the driver's seat and using a remote control for the cd player 6 inches away.

I used to have a stereo in my car that had a remote. When my parents asked why I needed it, I told them that I was too fucking lazy to lean up to change the station. I thought that they'd argue, but I guess that I really am that lazy.

Also, to everyone who has mentioned a jacket, describe it. Does it have any interesting characteristics? Is it made of an odd fabric? Is it an odd color?

Great stories, guys. Keep 'em coming.