The Offical How To Pass a DT

[cruiser]

I live next to the border to Mexico I just go across to any pharmacy and buy Lasix pills they are very cheap to get and have never failed me(plus you don't need a prescription). Here is what I do, first you take 3 of these babies and drink 4 to 5 glasses of water and hold your piss until you can't hold it any longer then piss. Your first piss will look dark yellow that's your body getting rid of the toxins. Repeat this process until you piss clear this takes about 4 pisses. Now drink only 2 glasses of water (so your sides won't hurt) and go take your test(you can wait until you piss clear a couple of times). I'm a very heavy smoker and smoke up to the day before I report to my probation officer. I was on probation before and was turned on to the lasix's by a friend in school I didn't believe it but I needed a quick fix so I tried them and it worked. Since then I have'nt messed with any other remedies. I hope this helps some of you all. To my friends up north maybe you can get them in good ol Canada. This only takes a couple of hours.

[YesICannabis]

i have a bottle of 500mg flush free niacin at home, would it work if i crushed them up into like 4-5 pieces then took it?

[wDonnel]

is it better weighing less or more for passing a drug test. Also i have an incredibly fast metabolism does that help?

[Heretic_642]

Originally Posted by webbist

Onuggets, sounds like an aiight plan... a thing that might work better to pass a dilution test (which so many drug tests have these days) is get a friends clean piss and put it in a visine bottle. However, I'm not sure how long the chemicals stay active enough for it to seem like true piss...

baked

I use my old ladys piss, and i will keep for about a day. I also use a non-lubed condom to carry it in just tape that bad boy to the side of you leg(remember its a condom.....they break, so be nice to it) your body heat will keep it nice and toasty. Then i just put a pin in the inside seem of my fly, if done right you can have someone right behind you and they'll never know. This method has keep me out of prison a few times.

[Faded]

illbe sure 2 use dis advice if iim ver tested thanx man

[Blazin_Buddah]

I think a lot of people are underestimating how hard it is to detox your system. I got a court date and a drug test in 2 weeks and I've been drinkin about 3 liters of a water a day for the past week and will do so until the test. With heavy exercise, hopefully this will flush me out, if not I'll be sure and let you guys know. Anybody ever failed a court appointed drug test? If so, I'm sure it depends on the charges, etc., but what's the penalty?

[KeepSmokinReefa]

Originally Posted by wDonnel

is it better weighing less or more for passing a drug test. Also i have an incredibly fast metabolism does that help?

Its best to weigh less for a drug test because THC is fat sollutable and so the more mass/fat you got longer it can stay in your system.

[Danny760]

I am also getting home drug test by my mom. I got some Niacin time release capsules but i chew them into small pieces before swallowing it. Does this method work? Ive also been drinking about 1 can of green tea a day. Vitamin C and Daily Multi Vitamins also will help i assume. Once youve been on Niacin for about 1 week will your body flush out better since youve been on Niacin for a bit?

[Cancerous]

I got some niacin from a friend, 500mg. I think they're the flush-free kind so i've been chewing them as someone recommended in here. I take 2 every day but I don't get any side effects, is this normal? It's not making me piss at all either...

[boarderbob]

yeeeeeo, ok i just applied for a sweet job that is totally perfect (close to home good hours and excellent pay) the fucking dude pretty much handed me the job as he was showing me around then just before i was about to leave he was like. Of coarse there will be a mandatory drug test. FUCK
so i got his number and i read this post and took a niacin pill today (damn that sunburn feeling was way worse than expected)

in april i smoked about .5 grams per day for 3 weeks, then i took 3 weeks off till may long and smoked 4 days straight then i quit for like till the 3rd of june and smoked 3rd and 4th and then quit till last saterday. then again till last thursday and i applied for the job on friday

heres the deal, i'm wondering if 2 niacin pills a day is too much so could i get by on one per day and tons of water and green tea?. also my mom will notice if i'm burning red at lunch everyday and she will freak out and take me to the doctor. i have till next friday to get all the thc out of my system, i have no idea if its a lab test, i weigh 150 pounds and i'm not sure about the fat but it can't be that high.

thoughts please?

[Xieon]

Here's what I've been doing. I used to smoke alot, like everyday, and I did some other shit like methadone and crap, but thats already out of my system naturally.

So I've been taking 5 Niacin pills a day, for the past 5 days, and drinking alot of water, but I'm more concerned with the Niacin. They arn't time release, but I crush them up into powder and put them in a drink and just slug the thing. The first few days it was the worst feeling every the sunburn feeling, but it's stopped now, I get a little red but I can handle it easily.

My question, am I straight? If I'm taking 5 Niacin pills a day how long should it take to be clean. I'm on probation and have random drug tests, I dont give a fuck about the Niacin level (why I'm taking 5) because they cant send me to jail for that, so Ill just have to pass another drug test.

I want to blaze just on the weekends, Friday, Saturday. Of course in between weekends, I plan on keeping up my daily Niacin diet of 2500 MG a day of Niacin. How long do you think it should be before I'm clean if I only blaze on Friday/Saturday and take 2500mg of Niacin everyday?

[boarderbob]

buddy,

you are ingesting like

125 times your daily intake. ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
i mean vitamins usually get filtered out but fuck thats excessive to say the least

[Xieon]

Originally Posted by boarderbob

buddy,

you are ingesting like

125 times your daily intake. ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
i mean vitamins usually get filtered out but fuck thats excessive to say the least

Daily Value = 20 MG of Nicain
each pill = 100 MG Of Nicain
Each Pill = 5 times the daily value,

5 pills = 5 x 5 times daily value, so I'm taking 25 daily intake, not 125 faily intake lol. Maybe for 5 days, but thats the same thing as one i guess. How long should shit stay in my system though, i need to work out an ill vitamin/bud scheldule lol

[bhoward3]

alright i need to pass urine test in 2 weeks and i have been using marijuana like a mad man...i can go to gnc but what should i ask for or buy there so i can be completely clean and how often/when/how many of what should i take????plz help!

[TheDollarMenu]

whoa whoa whoa, FIRST CALM DOWN YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS I USUALLY HAVE ABOUT 4 DAYS YOUL BE FINE JUST DRINK ALOT OF FLUIDS , WOW CAPS LOCK SRY MAN BUT IM TO LAZY TO CHANGE THAT.