The Offical How To Pass a DT

[IGotTheCottons]

Um... That depends on the test really. Lab tests are usually pretty in-depth, and they'll probably be checking Niacin and Creatine levels to see if you're trying to dilute.

You could get some of that fake piss from a head shop or something... They come with heaters so your "piss" will be the right temp...

Niacin's really the only thing that works quick. You could try taking up aerobic exercise like tai bo (sp?) and eating only 1 500mg niacin pill a day (you'll get used to the burning after a few days) and drinkin a bunch of green tea which would probably work. Just make sure to keep the weed to a minimum, and drink a lot of water before your test.

[Dazed n Sublime]

dudes... creatine and water is the best method..the pills and all that shit may work also but it seems like a hell o alot of work....all my friends do the creatine and water for two or three days before there drug test for sports and they all pass..also i had a friends on probation and he used to do this cuz he got tested every month for a year n a half and every month he passed

[enfiladeDTS]

okay dazed, i think i might use your solution, and keep my weed intake very low. how much creatine should i take and when? is it a bad idea to take the day of the test?

[HighinHI]

What are the consequences for a failed drug test? Obviously you don't get a job, but what else? Does your failed drug test go onto your permanent record? If so, how does anybody get another job once they fail a drug test?

Do they ever ask you in any situation (job application, in court, etc) if you've ever failed a drug test? It would suck to fail a drug test and have it haunt me for the rest of my life, preventing me from ever getting another job.

[IGotTheCottons]

That really depends. If it's for a job you usually won't get the job, and they'll bar you from applying in the future... You don't get a permenant record, and I've never been asked if I've failed a drug test by a potential employer

[enfiladeDTS]

Originally Posted by enfiladeDTS

okay dazed, i think i might use your solution, and keep my weed intake very low. how much creatine should i take and when? is it a bad idea to take the day of the test?

anyone?

[42o.bLaZeD.42o]

I hear the rumor that a couple drops of bleach (2 or 3) is enough to get by and pass the test. i had a friend that said 2 of his friends did it and came clean...does this work?

[FattyBoBatty]

No bleach will not work. Bleach will cause the test to come back incomplete or some shit, and you'll have to test again. If you want shit that works, go to GNC or Vitamin World and buy OMNI Puri-Clean. I used that shit and smoked 2 days before I had to drop, and passed. I haven't talked to one person who has used it and has failed.

[Wilseph]

if I fail a DT for getting a job, will a.)the testing company call my house w/ the results? b.) call the employer w/ results, then employer will call my house w/ results? c.) just call the employer and no one calls house. Also, do they mail the results back to you....wow im comin up w/ so many options lol, basically would my parents find out about the results is my question

[SoStoned]

Nah, they keep it confidential, only you, and they know.

And on another note.
I might be getting DT'd around May 20's I quit smoking, its been a week sine ive smoked, when i did smoke, i smoked usually 1 bowl a day, somtetimes 2, if i take a drug test early june or late may...willl i be cool. And if i take Niacin, water, and green tea now, will that only clear me for a short period, or will i be cool in may, if i do it this week?

[enfiladeDTS]

okay, lately i was supposed to be going to this rehab thing where they would give me lab urine tests, so i was like fuck, but now i'm getting out of this program, and my parents have bargained with me to give me home THC urine tests every month, wish i would know when though. any good methods of being able to pass home THC urine tests easily and fast? i heard they're not as in depth as lab tests, so i would assume it we be easier.

[DaveyWonder]

Hey all... I got this sheet from my probation officer, and here's the accepted amounts of stuff in your piss...

creatine level of Greater then or equal to 20 mg/dl
Specific Gravity of greater then or equal to 1.003
pH of 3.01 - 10.99

I don't know what these mean, really... I know drinking lots of water lowers creatine, but my roomate has creatine that he takes for working out, etc, would that help if I take some and say I work out alot if questioned? and what does this means in terms of niacin/water/green tea? should I stop drinking alot of water the day before, or should I drink the day before and stop the day of? I just wanna know what options are limited by these numbers... and I figured this could help others who are wondering what what levels are and aren't OK for court tests.

[enfiladeDTS]

my parents are only doing a home THC test, i was thinking within in the past 2 months i've limited myself to about an eighth every week to week and a half, usually one payday til the next (2 weeks in between). if i drink lots of water and shit like that like everyday will i be likely to pass? i'm sure they won't be looking for dilution as i can just say i was drinking something before. in other words, i don't need to worry about dilution they won't care, all i care is diluting the THC in me. i'm 18 years old and 155 lbs. and my metabolism is pretty damn fast.

[Wilseph]

typo on the age right lol^^^

[enfiladeDTS]

i didn't make a typo. bump to my post.

Originally Posted by enfiladeDTS

my parents are only doing a home THC test, i was thinking within in the past 2 months i've limited myself to about an eighth every week to week and a half, usually one payday til the next (2 weeks in between). if i drink lots of water and shit like that like everyday will i be likely to pass? i'm sure they won't be looking for dilution as i can just say i was drinking something before. in other words, i don't need to worry about dilution they won't care, all i care is diluting the THC in me. i'm 18 years old and 155 lbs. and my metabolism is pretty damn fast.