The Offical How To Pass a DT

[BigFatNugs]

few questions
does anyone here know if brueggers bagles dt's?
also my situation is i toked on the 11th and will be tested on the 18th. i didnt smoke at all during the month of july before the 11th and i only smoked 1 joint that day. am i strait or should i start chuggin water?
thanks

[hendrix]

Originally Posted by BigFatNugs

few questions
does anyone here know if brueggers bagles dt's?
also my situation is i toked on the 11th and will be tested on the 18th. i didnt smoke at all during the month of july before the 11th and i only smoked 1 joint that day. am i strait or should i start chuggin water?
thanks

when was the last time you smoked before the 11th?

[BigFatNugs]

the end of june

[hendrix]

id start chugging water to be safe, i dont think enough time passed

[jakerc]

okay i've been a pretty heavy smoker for like the past year or so (like 1-3 times a day average i'd say). i've got a meeting (drug test) with my PO on the 30th of this month and after today i'm not planning on smoking at all up until then. that will give me 12 days of complete sobriety. after reading a lot of this thread/other resources on the internet, my plan is to exercise vigorously-i already lift weights at my gym 3x a week but i'm probably going to increase that number for the next week and a half and also add some cardio exercise (jogging/biking) on off days. i will probably also try to drink ~1 gallon of water per day and some cranberry juice/niacin every day as well.

on the day of my test i am going to be using a product called stat flush

http://www.statdetox.com/1_hr_capsules.html

it's the only one they have at my local headshop and a few friends i've talked to have said it worked for them.

so my question is, having taken all of these precautions, do you think i'll be able to pass my DT? any other things you guys think i should do before i go in to piss? any advice is appreciated. thanks.

[lilsmokie]

Help anyone please! I just smoked yesterday and havent taken a break in over a year. I have to take an at home test for someone. I am 4ft 11in and weigh 110 lbs. Does anyone have a guess how long the niacin takes to work? Or any other suggestions? I know that you can get away with a lot more on at home tests.

[PaulGVal]

I've taken many many drug tests, while on probation, work drug tests, drug tests in rehab. I have never failed a test, ever. I smoke a LOT of weed, 3 ounces a month, about an 1/8 every day. I smoke on the way to a drug test LOL. Their is only 1 gauranteed method to never ever fail a drug test. Never give them your urine. I use synthetic urine. Made in a lab, has all the properties of real urine, all the levels of this and that will be perfect, every time. All you have to do is warm it up a bit (10 secs) it comes in a bottle with a temp strip, shake up one of those hand warmers (the kind u shake and it gets hot for 8 hours) secure the hand warmer to the small bottle with a rubber band and stuff it down your pants, keep it by your balls, nice n toasty lol, it'll keep the urine at about 99 degrees, the urine is bi-sexual, so it will pass a female as well as a male drug test. I've been using the stuff for 15 years, never fails. I don't know how many times I have heard the same story from friends and acquaitances, how they used a diluter, drank magic teas and sprinkled magic dust in the urine, and they always fail, always get caught, or at the very least they are told to retake the test cause all the levels are out of whack. Bottom line, don't use your dirty urine.
USE THIS http://www.urineluck.com/ProductDeta...oductCode=QFIX
I usually order 2 bottles, 1 for the test, and 1 for backup, I always always have 1 on hand in my car. If I end up using it I immediately order another to keep on hand. Good luck

[lilsmokie]

Originally Posted by PaulGVal

I've taken many many drug tests, while on probation, work drug tests, drug tests in rehab. I have never failed a test, ever. I smoke a LOT of weed, 3 ounces a month, about an 1/8 every day. I smoke on the way to a drug test LOL. Their is only 1 gauranteed method to never ever fail a drug test. Never give them your urine. I use synthetic urine. Made in a lab, has all the properties of real urine, all the levels of this and that will be perfect, every time. All you have to do is warm it up a bit (10 secs) it comes in a bottle with a temp strip, shake up one of those hand warmers (the kind u shake and it gets hot for 8 hours) secure the hand warmer to the small bottle with a rubber band and stuff it down your pants, keep it by your balls, nice n toasty lol, it'll keep the urine at about 99 degrees, the urine is bi-sexual, so it will pass a female as well as a male drug test. I've been using the stuff for 15 years, never fails. I don't know how many times I have heard the same story from friends and acquaitances, how they used a diluter, drank magic teas and sprinkled magic dust in the urine, and they always fail, always get caught, or at the very least they are told to retake the test cause all the levels are out of whack. Bottom line, don't use your dirty urine.
USE THIS http://www.urineluck.com/ProductDeta...oductCode=QFIX
I usually order 2 bottles, 1 for the test, and 1 for backup, I always always have 1 on hand in my car. If I end up using it I immediately order another to keep on hand. Good luck

wish i could do that but 1st i live in NC and 2nd they are going to watch me pee i got it delayed until tomorrow. Hopefully i can dilute my urine or something. i've been taking the niacin and drinking large quanities of water until i feel sick the past few days. Any other suggestions?

[ihopweed]

I am quite confused currently.
Some people say the flush free or extended release don't work while others say they work but dont cause the itchiness and sunburn feeling
http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...ELAID=61266482
do those tablets work for flushing?
also what is the appropriate dosage for a 140 pound 5'9 male

[mindtrip]

yo i got a q for gc. I smoked 7 days ago and hav a test on the 30th. before that was a month ago from a pretty small blunt. Ive been drinking green tea and finished a 24 pack of half liter water bottles that were full 6 days ago plus about a gallon of other water. My metabolism is very fast and i sweat alot daily. Im about 5-9 and 155 pounds (of mostly muscle). Help?

[jakerc]

Originally Posted by mindtrip

yo i got a q for gc. I smoked 7 days ago and hav a test on the 30th. before that was a month ago from a pretty small blunt. Ive been drinking green tea and finished a 24 pack of half liter water bottles that were full 6 days ago plus about a gallon of other water. My metabolism is very fast and i sweat alot daily. Im about 5-9 and 155 pounds (of mostly muscle). Help?

if you smoked 9 days before your test and then only a month ago before that then id say youre probably straight bro..keep drinkin water/green tea and goin to the gym (which i assume you do already since you say youre mostly muscle). if you're real worried about it then try using one of those flushing drinks/pills.

[ohtrauma]

ok so according this u can pass ur drug test by taaking an ibprufen
fuckk me
http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/fal...itives.asp#THC

anybody know/

[jakerc]

you wont pass but ibuprofen can give you a false positive which means you'll test positive for THC even though you may or may not have smoked. you'll probably just have to take a re-test.

ive been drinking 2-3 cups of green tea for the past 3 days and a couple liters of water and taking 400-500 mg of niacin a day. haven't smoked since around 1 am wednesday night/thursday morning. i also got these stat flush pills that are supposed to make you clean for up to 5 hours. i got my meeting with my PO tomorrow at 11am. hopefully she wont even test me since it was an earlier scheduled meeting but im still stressin over it. wish me luck guys

[kushmonster270]

does bleach actually work, cuz i want to smoke again soon

[grassisgreener1]

Can I do this method the day before the test and will it still work?