The Offical How To Pass a DT

[Mr_Criminal]

hey i got a drug test tomorrow for a job (my father set it up.. so i didn't have time to stop smoking and stuff..). so, last time i smoked was a bowl of resin this morning. I figure my only chance to pass is by dilution. if i fail i'm just gonna say i was around it on mardi gras.
anyway, i've got some b-6 pills. will these work instead of b-12? to color my water-urine yellow? thanks.

[RavenousDespair]

do they test for temp?

i got a clean piss sample from one of my friends and had him pee it in a condom and i had a string and had it dangleing (it was secure trust me) between my legs.....it was semi warm and semi cool.....

and plus he did it the day before (the pee sample was a day old) do they test for that too?

[mosekid]

a good method if you dont want a condom filled with piss dangling at your legs is to dry it. take a large sample of your piss when your clean, and leave it out for a while. eventually it will dehydrate. when u got for a test, just mix with warm water and, vuala

[RavenousDespair]

Originally Posted by RavenousDespair

do they test for temp?

i got a clean piss sample from one of my friends and had him pee it in a condom and i had a string and had it dangleing (it was secure trust me) between my legs.....it was semi warm and semi cool.....

and plus he did it the day before (the pee sample was a day old) do they test for that too?

please tell me please i'm in dire need here

[Mr_Criminal]

well the drug test got pushed back. so i had time to get some certo liquid fruit pectic stuff, like i keep reading about. i read it's the main ingredient in those $50 piss clean drinks. got some b-12, too. so, i will let you guys know how the certo method works out next week.

[IGotTheCottons]

Alrighty... I'll go down the list...

I doubt beer gets the THC outta your system any quicker. Water makes you piss a lot more than beer does, and water doesn't do anything... But the alcohol in the beer might help out, but only a little - if at all.

Labs test for temperature - Home tests do not (like the ones you buy at Rite-Aid).

Labs test for all sorts of different things to see if you've been diluting (creatine levels, niacin levels, etc.) - Home tests do not.

The main ingredients in those detox drinks are taurine, creatine, and some other "-ines" that I can't remember off the top of my head. You have to drink a lot of water with these drinks (what the bottle says) as all they do is dilute your piss. The other stuff in 'em though keeps your other levels normal so they don't know you're diluting.

The color of your urin is based on how hydrated your body is - not what you eat/drink. The more hydrated you are, the clearer your piss will be (learned this in bootcamp).

[Mr_Criminal]

tomohiro, you should.. read this thread.

[headiesmister]

will that niacin work for a lab test the next day

[DaveyWonder]

I read alot of stuff about job-related drug testing, home testing... do the rules change at all for court-related probation drug testing? will the basic niacin/water/green tea (stopping all of them the day before the test) work? I know this is probably the same question thats been asked so many times already, I just wanna be sure that it'll work for probation.

[WeFitPineSoFine]

da420 I agree with beer helping. It speeds up your metabolism thus burning fat cells and replaces them with just alcohol fat cells. When you go out to drink, you are drinking more than you probably would at home.
I have a piss test in three weeks. I went out and got tanked and had a good time 4 nights last week, and that is a technique I stand by. However, usually when a piss test comes around you know when it is and it also puts something real important on the line. I quit 8 days ago, because I wont risk my freedom for weed. Sorry for sounding like a parent, but priorities in life are a must and if yours are dif. then by all means stand by them.

[SugarcroN]

Holy crap! My threads a sticky!

I havent even been here for a few months, Im so durn surprized. HELLO CITY!

[Boffin]

There's a rumour going round my school that they're going to test my entire year at school after the Easter holidays... (A few exceedingly wild parties and a couple parents calling in to say, "I caught my son smoking pot!" or whatever and it would appear they've flipped out) Does anyone know what sort of accuracy these tests will have? It's a private school in England so yeah... Over the past month or so I've smoked 1 bowl of white widow (last night) and some resin hits, so in like 3 weeks time I will *definitely* be clean but I'm gonna smoke maybe a couple bowls tonight and perhaps another tomorrow... If I just drink green tea and drink plenty of water I'll be ok in three weeks' time, right? Where might you get niacin anyways. Any help would be much appreciated.

[EDIT] By the way, for the moment I don't really buy the rumour; gonna investigate and ask some members of staff about it tomorrow. I figure better safe than sorry though, right?

[enfiladeDTS]

shit my parents just put me in this recovery program shit, and the booklet says random urine testing, and they are lab tests so does anyone know of anything besides niacin that will help fast? i'm only asking this because i'm not sure if they watch you piss, and if they don't i'm just gonna get a friends piss. do you think they test for how warm it is? would just taping a piss filled condom next to my sac keep it warm?

[IGotTheCottons]

Yeah... They almost always test temp, and depending on your program they might have someone watching you piss. Usually they just stand there though. You only usually get your unit stared at if you have a history of trying to fool drug tests

The condom thing I hear works... Your temp test will only come up bad if your piss is more than 1 degree from your body temp.

Boffin... You should be fine on the Green Tea unless you're overweight. If you have an average build and metabolism you should be able to just burn it all off no problem - especially since you haven't smoked a whole lot. Just drink a bunch of water the day of your test so you piss kinda clear Green Tea doesn't hurt though. It's good, and good for ya

[enfiladeDTS]

damn, i guess i'll just have to stop smoking then. is there anything besides niacin that will work good? and lately i've pretty much cut down completely, when i do smoke its like a maybe a gram or less a day, and thats like 2-3 days a week, do you think i could just like drink lots of tea and water and piss alot the days before the test? and just go back to the normal comsumption of water the day of the test?