The Offical How To Pass a DT

[chiefdubleblunt]

great post sugar cron............i was looking at smokingwithstyle.com and i found "The THC Calculator"..........................not sure how accurate it is though............http://smokingwithstyle.com/marijuanagames.htm ............

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally Posted by MadWickeDank

when you guys take the tests u say "levels" of thc, so can u have a small amount in your body or none at all. and if so what is the level?

Yes, you can have a small amount or none at all... this would be the case for those who blaze rarely or not at all. The levels are affected by how much you smoke, how often you smoke, the quality of the weed you smoke, your build and body-fat percentage, your diet, how often you exercise (if at all), your metabolism, and a list of other factors... This is why most people recommend eating Niacin. It jacks your metabolism through the roof which burns fat cells. This lowers the levels of THC in your system drastically if done correctly. It is uncomfortable, but it's a small price to pay for a clean UT. If you eat 1-2 Niacins a day, you will eventually just get used to it and it won't bother you anymore... Once this happens you can blaze, and the Niacin will keep your levels very low. This way if you get a test with little warning, you can just stop smoking for a couple days (give or take a day or two depending on the person) and be good to go.

I hope this helps...

Originally Posted by Evil3lf

If you have inhaled more then just a little bit of second hand smoke it is too much thc and you will fail your test.

That's not entirely true. It depends on what levels the tester determines to be high enough to consider the test hot. These will vary from place to place, but it's typically around 15 nanograms or so (give or take depending on the specific place giving the test)... Some places test all the way down to 0 nanograms, which basically means if you have any in your system at all, you're screwed. These tests are primarily for the military though... And if all you were going on was second hand smoke, you'd have to sit in a hot box for a WHILE before inhaling enough smoke to even have it register on the test... This is why this excuse usually doesn't work with experienced lab techs or probation officers

[Mr.FunkDaDilly]

Its your Boy Mr. FunkDaDilly whats the business Baby I just Put a cap full of Bleach in a half gallon of Chocolate Milk and Chug it fuck the Probation tests DRINK BLEACH!!

[webbist]

Originally Posted by Mr.FunkDaDilly

Its your Boy Mr. FunkDaDilly whats the business Baby I just Put a cap full of Bleach in a half gallon of Chocolate Milk and Chug it fuck the Probation tests DRINK BLEACH!!

WTF is your problem? Do you realize how many people fuckin get sick doing this shit? THIS SHIT DOES NOT WORK! Do some research before suggesting stupid shit like this.

[IGotTheCottons]

Whoa... no need to be so harsh man. Just because someone gives out a bit of wrong info doesn't mean you have the right to jump all over their backs. How about next time - instead of being a dick - you give out the correct information in a non-dickheadish way... This way the site is a more plesant experience for everyone. If ya wanna be a jerk, go join yahooka's forums...

[Unclescam777]

Well you wouldn't catch me ever drinking bleach, but you do what you want. Though you're probably better off just stepping in front of a truck if you plan on drinking bleach.

Niacin and water always worked for me, as long as I stop taking them the day before the test. Stick to that, but realize that it's not foolproof.

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally Posted by Unclescam777

Well you wouldn't catch me ever drinking bleach, but you do what you want. Though you're probably better off just stepping in front of a truck if you plan on drinking bleach.

Niacin and water always worked for me, as long as I stop taking them the day before the test. Stick to that, but realize that it's not foolproof.

Same here... I'd never drink bleach, but I know people who swear by it... including a very close friend of mine who used it to pass several probation tests. I dunno if he just got lucky, but he didn't get caught. And yes, I agree that there is no fool-proof method (except for not smoking), but the Niacin/water/green tea works very well and will enable you to pass most tests with a few days/a weeks notice.

[onuggets]

iv taken plenty of test and this works every time i just take a visine bottle emty and fill it with water then take a yellow marker and put it ovetr the top and swish it around then wear some boxer breaifs or something tight and put the bottle in then next to your balls so it will take a temp. reading .... note this only work if no one is watchoing you piss..... just take the cap off quitleyand porr it in the cup .... ps. its best to keep the visine bottle next to your balls for a few hours

[webbist]

Onuggets, sounds like an aiight plan... a thing that might work better to pass a dilution test (which so many drug tests have these days) is get a friends clean piss and put it in a visine bottle. However, I'm not sure how long the chemicals stay active enough for it to seem like true piss...

baked

[yojoe]

I ate some hash brownies not long ago, and I was wondering if there is a difference in thc levels between eating and smoking. If so should I just go by the same way of getting rid of it. Niacin, water, green tea

[IGotTheCottons]

Yup, there is a difference. When you eat it your body absorbs about 30% more of the THC... Just go about getting rid of it the same way as smoking it though.

[aH1GH3Rpower]

Oatmeal is 20% niacin think that would help at all? Ive always thought it would but never really checked it out.

[Evil3lf]

If you ate a shit load of oatmeal it might, but it would be way more effective and easier to just take some niacin pills.

[IGotTheCottons]

Yup, I'd just go with the pills. Oatmeal has (on average) about 20% of your Daily Value (DV) of Niacin... That means you'd have to eat 5 packs just to get what you're supposed to get for the day... 1 500mg Niacin pill has almost 3,000% of your DV of Niacin... So ya only have to eat 1 or 2 a day

[LimpinandPimpin]

2 ways to pass a test.
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1. Take an Unlubed condem and wash it out. Have a clean person piss into a container for you. Pour it into a condem, then place that condem inside another clean unlubed condem. Tie it and tape it to the inside of your inner thigh (this is the warmest spot outside your body) Go take to the test with a sharp object. Fill bowl with donor piss, and you piss in the toilet. Any questions about this PM me.

2. Take 2 vitamin B12 and 2 Creatin (muscle builder) a day before test and drink water. Then day of test do same thing again. Make sure you piss at least once or twice that day before test. Works well, never failed.

Bonus

Niacin only works on rapid tests and will only cause the test to come up inconclusive, most POs or jobs here will not accept them.