The Offical How To Pass a DT

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally Posted by hempdude420

will the package say wheather they are time-release or not on it?

Yes.

[BambooBong]

Originally Posted by xMinionX

Bad idea if it's a lab test. They'll nail you for dilution.

I had to take a Drug Test to get a job at Wal Mart. They send you to a clinic and have you piss in a cup. They send it to a lab and get your results in about a week. I PASSED!

[Smurf_420]

Alrite, so I'm getting a DT in a few weeks, two at the max, now I'm 18 F and like weigh less than 100lbs and I'm 5'6 oh and a fast metabolism. In this week alone I've smoked 1 joint and five bowls. I'm trying to moderate myself. Now if I stay on green tea and water during the two weeks, I should be good right?

[xMinionX]

Originally Posted by Smurf_420

Alrite, so I'm getting a DT in a few weeks, two at the max, now I'm 18 F and like weigh less than 100lbs and I'm 5'6 oh and a fast metabolism. In this week alone I've smoked 1 joint and five bowls. I'm trying to moderate myself. Now if I stay on green tea and water during the two weeks, I should be good right?

As long as you stop now, exercise a lot, and drink a lot before you take the test, yes.

[Doob]

How long do you think it takes to get the results of the drug test? I took the test yesterday around noon after an interview and I got a call today to say I start the new job on monday. But I don't think they could have gotten the results that fast and I really don't want to start a new job then get fired a few days later for failing the drug test. What do you think?

[crackrockstdy89]

Alright, here's my dilemna and i need someone to help. I smoke almost daily, but quit altogether about 3 days ago. I have a court drug test coming up in another 4 days and i was wondering, what's a good way to pass for sure? I mean, i've heard of drinking water nonstop up to the test, but that doesn't make any sence since THC isn't water soluble how would it to help push the THC out? I'm thinking, however, of chugging a gallon or so before the test and using that method, but i was wondering is there any way to make ur urine look more yellow? Because on an official lab test, i know they'll look at color and all that shit. Also, even if i get that problem fixed, what about the creatine level? I know that diulatiing ur piss lowers the creatine level, so would driking one or two Monster Energy Drinks before i chug the water help with that? (Becuase i know Moster has some creatine in it). Please respond soon, i need to pass this

[blitzkriegbop92]

I have asked this type of question before but i just want to make sure if I smoke acouple grams of bud then take a muti vitimen and then right before i go home chug a gallon of water and then get asked to take a test will I pass

[HighinHI]

Anybody know if it's possible to request that they give me the results via email, instead of calling me? I don't want my parents to find out. My parents never answer the phone, so they always screen their calls. Most likely, if they call to give me the results, they'll end up leaving a message that my parents will hear.

[blitzkriegbop92]

Originally Posted by crackrockstdy89

Alright, here's my dilemna and i need someone to help. I smoke almost daily, but quit altogether about 3 days ago. I have a court drug test coming up in another 4 days and i was wondering, what's a good way to pass for sure? I mean, i've heard of drinking water nonstop up to the test, but that doesn't make any sence since THC isn't water soluble how would it to help push the THC out? I'm thinking, however, of chugging a gallon or so before the test and using that method, but i was wondering is there any way to make ur urine look more yellow? Because on an official lab test, i know they'll look at color and all that shit. Also, even if i get that problem fixed, what about the creatine level? I know that diulatiing ur piss lowers the creatine level, so would driking one or two Monster Energy Drinks before i chug the water help with that? (Becuase i know Moster has some creatine in it). Please respond soon, i need to pass this

I know taking a couple b12 pills help turn you piss yellow

[Doob]

Originally Posted by HighinHI

Anybody know if it's possible to request that they give me the results via email, instead of calling me? I don't want my parents to find out. My parents never answer the phone, so they always screen their calls. Most likely, if they call to give me the results, they'll end up leaving a message that my parents will hear.

Depends on why you took the test. If you took it to get a job they don't send you the results, you will just get a call from the company you applied to saying you are not hired. I don't think the company can state over an answering maching that you failed the test, it's confidential information so they have to be carefull what they say. But if it's for probation and you are a minor the results will be released to your parents.

[HighinHI]

Originally Posted by Doob

Depends on why you took the test. If you took it to get a job they don't send you the results, you will just get a call from the company you applied to saying you are not hired. I don't think the company can state over an answering maching that you failed the test, it's confidential information so they have to be carefull what they say. But if it's for probation and you are a minor the results will be released to your parents.

Yeah this is just for a job, so I know they won't send my parents the results on paper or anything like that. Still, I'm just so worried about that small chance that somehow my parents will find out. So I guess I'll just have to ask a few questions about all that when I take the drug test. I just hope they don't get too suspicious when I ask them questions like "what happens if I fail the drug test?" The past few times I took a UA, the test giver was some technician lady uninvolved in the interview/hiring process. Hopefully then the test giver won't care if you ask suspicious questions.

Also, does anybody know if they can test for age differences in piss? I was gonna ask my friend for some of her piss, but she's like 40 something, and I'm in my early 20s. Sorry if this question was asked before. I tried looking.

[joe4soad]

When I was on probation I only got tested twice, once at the begining of the year and once at the end. They didn't allow me to go in the toilet at all...all in the cup... if I had more, I was to hold it. I was also suprised... the City of Reading, a MAJOR drug trafficing city DOESN'T USE LAB TESTS! They used almost like a home test, but better. The cup had a guage on it that said its temp (rubbing your finger on it to get it to the right temp works just fine) and then he just dipped a strip in it... they can't test for like niacin and all that shit right there can they? Either way I passed (I was actually clean for a while, no need to detox). When I got my interview for Best Buy I had to go to a lab... passed that one too. Tomorrow I have an interview with Wachovia. I was told I will have a drug test too. I smoked friday night... not too much last week.... took 500mg of Niacin earlier today and about to take 500 mg more.. since the interview is at 9 tomorrow I won't take anymore in the morning and if they ask me to take it immediately after wards (assuming I have to drive to a lab like for Best Buy) I will say I need to get back to school and will have to go tomorrow.. I figure hey... everyday helps. I'm also gonna drink a gallon of water tomorrow morning... and just keep drinking up until the test...whenever it may be.

[JOE]

[joe4soad]

PS - - If you take Niacin... don't take it if you must go talk to your rents.... I looked like a lobster.. even my eyes... it went away in less then an hour... but my eyes were BRIGHT RED! I would have been safer going home high then going home on niacin, lol

[JOE]

[Doob]

Originally Posted by Smurf_420

Alrite, so I'm getting a DT in a few weeks, two at the max, now I'm 18 F and like weigh less than 100lbs and I'm 5'6 oh and a fast metabolism. In this week alone I've smoked 1 joint and five bowls. I'm trying to moderate myself. Now if I stay on green tea and water during the two weeks, I should be good right?

as long as you stop smoking now you will be ok, if you are as small as you say you are then the cannaboids should be clear of your system in just a few days, but stop smoking now if you want to be really safe here are a few things that have helped me pass tests that I shouldn't have.

1. eat a burger or steak 1 hour before the test, red meat contains creatine as well as a few other viatamins and neutriants. Allot of people will over flush their system and over dilute, but eating will make it so that you can drink more water without over dilluting.

2. don't use your first piss of the day, be sure to piss at least 4 times before the test.

3. don't use the beggining or end of the piss.

4. before you go for the test drink 2-3 8 oz. glasses of water.

5. take a multi-viatamin or B complex (this will keep your urine darker so it doesn't look like your trying to dillute.


I've done this for every test and have only failed once (for dillution, my first test)

[weevke]

i dont know if its been said yet but jobs can not ask you to take a piss test without first offering you a job, a lot of places that ive been to (mainly food service places i.e. hooters, ruby tuesdays etc.) wont ask you to take it untill the day before your suppose to start working.