The Offical How To Pass a DT

[jacobc420]

god damned im glad my parents know that i smoke weed lol they dont care plus my dad currently smokes my moms did but she quit becuz of certain health problems that limits her breathing anyways lol i feel real sorry for all you begging stoners becuz it has to suck havin to worry about being tested by your own parents i mean god damned it why the fuck would any halfway smart parent want theyre kid to get in trouble cuz they made them take a piss test like where i live they have random tests at school but you have to be in extra curricular activites or some sort of sport which im not simply for the fact of i love to smoke bud i will never stop i will be on my death bed smokin a blunt sayin god damned man this is killer bud

[prodigy]

CAN ANYONE HELP

Know as all people who have visted the land of the tokers (amsterdam)you realise that after about 6 joints of AK-47 and 3 blueberry vaporisers, life is A.. L.. O.. T different and you wish it could stay the way its is. I'm going back in december and I NEED to bring some of the stuff you get out there back about 16 grams of the stuff hopefully. Only queation is HOW DO I SMUGGLE UP TO 16 GRAMS THROUGH THE AIRPORT!!!!! TO THE UK, and thats the question I want help with.............................................. ...... ALLLL COMMENTS ARE HELP THANKS ............. ........................ ................. ...........................

[BLitzED_kID]

Im getting drug tested now by my parents and im not sure when they will test me so it will be at random times. If i smoke later tonight and go out and buy some non time-release 500mg Niacin pills and take two every day and drink water will i be able to pass the drug test if it is given a week later. And also if i take 2 Niacin's a day for 5 days and then stop taking them and take the test a week later, will i still be able to pass. If anyone had anything they can give me here to help me out it would be great.

[YesICannabis]

if its a week later youll pass for sure. its usually just a couple days. just make sure to keep the water flowin

[BLitzED_kID]

Does Niacin just give u a window period when u can take the test and pass like detox, or when u take it does it start to get rid of the THC in your body and the more times u take it the faster the THC gets out of ur system

[xMinionX]

If niacin levels increase your metabolism to leech out the THC, then wouldn't combining 1-2 tablets of niacin with an intense workout regime be even more reliable? Run a mile a few time a week, lift some weights, get your heart rate up, etc.

Or am I reading all of this wrong?

[Jimmy Rivera]

I was tested before I was actually doing it. When I was a freshman in High School, I got tested even though I have never smoked a cigarrete or tried alcohol before.

Haha, because of that I am a crazy smoker yo...

Regards

[Fretdumbass]

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[Fretdumbass]

if you're drinking lots of water, your piss will turn clear

If you're doing that with vitamin b, your piss will turn yellow

when you're drinking alot of water every day, you're lowering your creatinine levels, in other words, you're screwed.


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[EselilSin]

can some one tell me how to pass a coke test my friend has applied for two jobs and they both need a dt and he did coke last thurs im guessing he prob got all fucked up ive read that it clears for 3-5 days its been 4 since last thurs, think its cleared and safe for him to go take it? what can he take to clear it up any help would be good
SIN

[Hippieskid14]

I just wanted to know... when you take a piss test, do they give you results on the same day?

I just had a physical examination this afternoon and wanted to know if they were going to call me with bad news.

Also, do they do any other kinds of tests with your piss? (meaning NOT drug tests), because this could just be my paranoia kicking in, i'm not sure what that test was actually for.

BTW, I'm pretty skinny, and been smoking once a week. I drink a lot of water and have a very fast metabolism. Would i be clean after 8/9 days of sobriety?

[olympique51]

hi guys, i am new on here.
Here is my prb. I just learn on Firday the 18 that that i have a drug screen for a new job on december 5th, i have stoped smocking since then and was a daily user but very small quantity mixed with tobacco , i know is sucks but othersiwe i get to stoned and can work anymore. I went to GNC and bought a cleanisng system ($100) pills that you take for a week.
am i going to pass or do i need to do something else?

[Dankdro]

I went to GNC and bought the Niacin No Flush pills. Will these work just as well as the regular ones? The guy at the store told me that they just dont make you red and irritated? Can anyone help with this? Thanks

[xMinionX]

Took 200mg of niacin today, just to see how my body handles it.

Man, that sucked. Itchy and hot and gross.

Thanks, I'll just go for a jog next time.

[Pot McSmoky]

my friend/dealer told me there is non burning Nician at walmart.. dont know if it is time released or not