The UnOfficial Pass On Some Advice to a Younger Stoner Thread - Roast and Post

[**Sweetleaves**]

Originally Posted by katietwin

I don't know how many times this has been posted, but i have to post it because this just annoys the hell outta me. Clean your pipe, hitter, bong, ect. on a farely regular basis. Although we all know how wonderful smoking your res is when you have no budl (total sarcasm...but we've all done it) you still need to clean your bowl. Rry to get as much res as you can before you clean it and save it...then clean it.

LMAO!! I am doing it right now.....this cracked me up...
Bud doesnt rule my life, however, when you have NONE and are smoking resin, it sure is prevalent in your mind...

[mattnewarkmatt]

When you're down to your last little bit of some kind bud, say less than a half gram and really wanna get baked, simple smoke little one hits to get really ripped. This technique is one I use when I have plenty of bud as well which makes it stretch WAY farther. And by "one hits" I mean actually breaking down a nice little nug and placing just enough to cover the hole in your favorite glass piece. Trust me, it's a cool trick.

[zigZag1n1/4]

When attempting to conceal the fact that you are high, keep this in mind.

Hands, Mouth, and Eyes

Wash your hands immediately after smoking. or peal and orange

Chew gum, swish mouthwash, brush your teeth, or just finish that orange.

Have eyedrops that work for you. My personal favorite = Opcon-A, Formerly Rx redness relief, now available OTC. The only drops that work for me. I once applied twice in the same hour and someone asked me if i was high because my eyes were too white. Or, if someone asks, just tell them you got orange juice in your eyes or wear shades.

Keep these three things in mind after smoking and avoid unwanted attention. It takes less than a minute to wash your hands, pop in a stick of gum and drop in some eyedrops.

[new buddy]

Originally Posted by mattnewarkmatt

When you're down to your last little bit of some kind bud, say less than a half gram and really wanna get baked, simple smoke little one hits to get really ripped. This technique is one I use when I have plenty of bud as well which makes it stretch WAY farther. And by "one hits" I mean actually breaking down a nice little nug and placing just enough to cover the hole in your favorite glass piece. Trust me, it's a cool trick.

dude im doing this right now trying to make my last 2.5 strech me idk why but i feel so much higher even now off like 3 tiny ass nugs than I did off a full bowl before

[JETSOWN]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

2) Be extremely careful smoking in vehicles, whenever you can, get off the road, take a small walk into the woods and smoek the bowl, then go back to the car.. when yoru car smells like pot, the cop can royally fk you.. if your leaving a house that is empty, smoke at the house before going, or if your going somewhere to smoke, dont smoke on the way there... getting pulled over and arrested for smoking when you were 10 minutes away from a smoke safehouse is a very bad situation

3) When driving with bud, always have a good spot for it, if your car is older, find a piece that you can break/fix - my friend for example had an old jeep, and he was able to pop out the center console (the thing that covers where the transmission is) and could fit about an ounce in there, and then pop the piece back on without any visible damage, thats the best spot i've seen so far (other than false bottoms or something)
when you can, store excess weed in the trunk (you have a half oz on you, but will only be smoking a bowl on the way to mcdonalds, put 13 grams in the trunk, and 1 in the bowl.

4) Handle your shit, no1 expects your high, so don't be paranoid, just act normal and stay cool.. when you go home, your parents dont think your high, when you go to school, teachers dont think your high... until you give them a reason.

5) ALWAYS HAVE VISINE ON HAND, they make small bottles that are PERFECT for those little pockets in jeans (the pocket in the pocket thing.. that little one)

6) be generous with your bud, but expect reciprocation. If your smoking everyone up, the next night, they should be smoking you up. If not, then dont be ashamed to ask for money - say your with 3 other guys, and you roll up a blunt with a gram in it... say 5 dollars to hit the blunt.. idk many people who would be like FIVE BUX WTF MAN IM NO BILL GATES, and 5+5+5+ your 5 = the $20 gram.. all evened out!

7) Always pick up dutches or phillies before the gas stations close!! nothing worse than being stuck with no blunt at midnight and the nearest open place is 15 minutes away (would happen all the time at my home town)

And probably most importantly, use common sense. Be Smart, and you will not get caught. Don't smoke in suspicious areas, don't take random drives with people for weed. DONT be one of those idiots in school that walks around talkin like he's hot shit becaues he smokes, the kids that do that are the ones that are the worst smokers, and only smoke because they think theyre cool. The smokers that dont pronounce their smoking habits (unless invoked lol) are the ones that are true smokers, and know whats good.

Careful who you buy from, try to find a good connect that is reliable and not too sketchy. Whenever you smoke with people, start talking about connects, if you smoke with some new people and they have some good krpyt, ask them where they got it, if they wouldnt mind giving you a number, an introduction, etc.. just again, make sure theyre not shadier than you'll want to handle.. you'll find yourself in a shitty situation fast, and a drug dealer can pick up on a scared little kid, and probably will rip you off or rob you.

edt: More on that^ - when you meet a good dealer, be a good customer.. dont make things a hassle for him, be considerate to his schedule and availability (if he cant get you one night, dont bitch and moan at him, you should have called earlier.. he may be a drug dealer but most of the dealers selling pot have a life, and do more than wait around for your phone calls) And whenever you get a chance, go over and smoke with him.. offer to roll up a blunt or pack a bowl, and he'll probably throw down alot more than you expected. If you get close with your dealer, he'll start giving you very good deals, introducing you to other people who can help you, and you'll be in an all around better situation. He'll even go out of his way more for a friend customer than he would for some random punk who wants weed.

Most importantly, relax, enjoy, theres nothing like smoking in a spot where you have no fears or concerns.. make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks, maintain proper smoking etiquette (do not exhale that smkoe until it has gone from your mouth into your lungs, nothing worse than smoking with someone and seeing them let out a fat cloud of THC filled smoke that merely when from the bowl, to their mouth, into the air.. i've kicked people off the blunt of that), and have fun!

i like the tips

[grasshead.]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

2) Be extremely careful smoking in vehicles, whenever you can, get off the road, take a small walk into the woods and smoek the bowl, then go back to the car.. when yoru car smells like pot, the cop can royally fk you.. if your leaving a house that is empty, smoke at the house before going, or if your going somewhere to smoke, dont smoke on the way there... getting pulled over and arrested for smoking when you were 10 minutes away from a smoke safehouse is a very bad situation

3) When driving with bud, always have a good spot for it, if your car is older, find a piece that you can break/fix - my friend for example had an old jeep, and he was able to pop out the center console (the thing that covers where the transmission is) and could fit about an ounce in there, and then pop the piece back on without any visible damage, thats the best spot i've seen so far (other than false bottoms or something)
when you can, store excess weed in the trunk (you have a half oz on you, but will only be smoking a bowl on the way to mcdonalds, put 13 grams in the trunk, and 1 in the bowl.

4) Handle your shit, no1 expects your high, so don't be paranoid, just act normal and stay cool.. when you go home, your parents dont think your high, when you go to school, teachers dont think your high... until you give them a reason.

5) ALWAYS HAVE VISINE ON HAND, they make small bottles that are PERFECT for those little pockets in jeans (the pocket in the pocket thing.. that little one)

6) be generous with your bud, but expect reciprocation. If your smoking everyone up, the next night, they should be smoking you up. If not, then dont be ashamed to ask for money - say your with 3 other guys, and you roll up a blunt with a gram in it... say 5 dollars to hit the blunt.. idk many people who would be like FIVE BUX WTF MAN IM NO BILL GATES, and 5+5+5+ your 5 = the $20 gram.. all evened out!

7) Always pick up dutches or phillies before the gas stations close!! nothing worse than being stuck with no blunt at midnight and the nearest open place is 15 minutes away (would happen all the time at my home town)

And probably most importantly, use common sense. Be Smart, and you will not get caught. Don't smoke in suspicious areas, don't take random drives with people for weed. DONT be one of those idiots in school that walks around talkin like he's hot shit becaues he smokes, the kids that do that are the ones that are the worst smokers, and only smoke because they think theyre cool. The smokers that dont pronounce their smoking habits (unless invoked lol) are the ones that are true smokers, and know whats good.

Careful who you buy from, try to find a good connect that is reliable and not too sketchy. Whenever you smoke with people, start talking about connects, if you smoke with some new people and they have some good krpyt, ask them where they got it, if they wouldnt mind giving you a number, an introduction, etc.. just again, make sure theyre not shadier than you'll want to handle.. you'll find yourself in a shitty situation fast, and a drug dealer can pick up on a scared little kid, and probably will rip you off or rob you.

edt: More on that^ - when you meet a good dealer, be a good customer.. dont make things a hassle for him, be considerate to his schedule and availability (if he cant get you one night, dont bitch and moan at him, you should have called earlier.. he may be a drug dealer but most of the dealers selling pot have a life, and do more than wait around for your phone calls) And whenever you get a chance, go over and smoke with him.. offer to roll up a blunt or pack a bowl, and he'll probably throw down alot more than you expected. If you get close with your dealer, he'll start giving you very good deals, introducing you to other people who can help you, and you'll be in an all around better situation. He'll even go out of his way more for a friend customer than he would for some random punk who wants weed.

Most importantly, relax, enjoy, theres nothing like smoking in a spot where you have no fears or concerns.. make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks, maintain proper smoking etiquette (do not exhale that smkoe until it has gone from your mouth into your lungs, nothing worse than smoking with someone and seeing them let out a fat cloud of THC filled smoke that merely when from the bowl, to their mouth, into the air.. i've kicked people off the blunt of that), and have fun!

you have some good advice, and deffinetly deffinetly always thank your dealer for his or her time, they got better things to do then sell weed to some punk most of the time but when u thank them for there time they feel a little better about it.

[Kramerm]

Buy a refillable lighter as soon as you can. Buying bics all the time is a big waste of money. Also, don't just sit there when you're high because when you go and do something while high, you will have pleasant memories. My buddy and I have a saying, "Shit like that only happens when you're stoned." We realized that when we smoked before school, the most awesome things would happen, and you will cherish those memories. If you just sit there just being high, you don't receive that existential confirmation that getting high is a good thing.

[BriefAmazingDro]

don't know if anyones mentioned this (since I didn't want to read ALL the posts)

Erowid.org <----Know your shit

[jointroler420]

if some one is bugging you out mess with them also no matter how much bigger they are then you they will have more respect for you(unless you didnt blaze with them)
dont smoke pot and then just be boring and act casual. if youre smoking pot for know reson besides rec use then have fun laugh and eat. you cant get arrested for laughing.

learn to roll a blunt before a joint chances are that your friends are rolling blunts.

dont be shy about asking quistions about bud if someones a stoner they like talking about it theyre going to want to ansewr quistions(unless they dont like you)

know youre limit. if you have to much dont try to hide it people are going to know it makes you look more stupid. if youre inside or youre just sitting around outside just say you have to go poop or pretend youre mom is calling you and go away for 4-5 mins if that doesnt calm you down say in youre mind wow this is alot of fun you will have the time of your life

if youre smoking outside the smell can go reaaaly far so make sure you smoke a cigerrete also.

if there is someone outside and your afraid theyre going to call the cops on you they probably wont as long as you stay away from them and there kids while youre smoking. if youre still scared after you smoke have a conversation with them. like if theyre walking with there kids or theyre dog talk about that. or if they have a tattoo talk about how you want to get one. if they dont have either talk to them about weed and why you think its important to have it. if you have theyre trust and theyre not with kids or friends just tell them youre high. i know it sounds stupid but i always do that when i smoke.

the best thing to do is get some pot for youre self an amount that you know you cant handle like a gram by youreself. smoke it alone in youre house when youre sure no one is going to be home. the reson for this is so you know how hard hitting youre pot is.

dont do anything stupid like swim the first few times. do something relaxing like smoke a hooka or listen to music.

get interested into things watch history or discovery channel

dont go buy names of youre herb unless you buy from shops in amsterdam. or buy seed online. because theres thousands of differant kinds. so you have 1 in thousends of chance of getting it its iether good bad or ok.

dont smoke pot before school unless you need it to pay attention or anger because if you do it for that you can handle youreself if youre doing it for fun its because your an asshole.

be proud as a pot smoker but dont call youre self a stoner unless you smoke at least 3 times a week. people will just get mad at you if you smoke 1 time and you think youre a pot head

dont run from cops when youre high. if theyre far enuff and you can basicly walk away from them do that. but never run when your high

and have a good time its so annoying when people get scared from everything




done

[SmokinJ's]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

2) Be extremely careful smoking in vehicles, whenever you can, get off the road, take a small walk into the woods and smoek the bowl, then go back to the car.. when yoru car smells like pot, the cop can royally fk you.. if your leaving a house that is empty, smoke at the house before going, or if your going somewhere to smoke, dont smoke on the way there... getting pulled over and arrested for smoking when you were 10 minutes away from a smoke safehouse is a very bad situation

3) When driving with bud, always have a good spot for it, if your car is older, find a piece that you can break/fix - my friend for example had an old jeep, and he was able to pop out the center console (the thing that covers where the transmission is) and could fit about an ounce in there, and then pop the piece back on without any visible damage, thats the best spot i've seen so far (other than false bottoms or something)
when you can, store excess weed in the trunk (you have a half oz on you, but will only be smoking a bowl on the way to mcdonalds, put 13 grams in the trunk, and 1 in the bowl.

4) Handle your shit, no1 expects your high, so don't be paranoid, just act normal and stay cool.. when you go home, your parents dont think your high, when you go to school, teachers dont think your high... until you give them a reason.

5) ALWAYS HAVE VISINE ON HAND, they make small bottles that are PERFECT for those little pockets in jeans (the pocket in the pocket thing.. that little one)

6) be generous with your bud, but expect reciprocation. If your smoking everyone up, the next night, they should be smoking you up. If not, then dont be ashamed to ask for money - say your with 3 other guys, and you roll up a blunt with a gram in it... say 5 dollars to hit the blunt.. idk many people who would be like FIVE BUX WTF MAN IM NO BILL GATES, and 5+5+5+ your 5 = the $20 gram.. all evened out!

7) Always pick up dutches or phillies before the gas stations close!! nothing worse than being stuck with no blunt at midnight and the nearest open place is 15 minutes away (would happen all the time at my home town)

And probably most importantly, use common sense. Be Smart, and you will not get caught. Don't smoke in suspicious areas, don't take random drives with people for weed. DONT be one of those idiots in school that walks around talkin like he's hot shit becaues he smokes, the kids that do that are the ones that are the worst smokers, and only smoke because they think theyre cool. The smokers that dont pronounce their smoking habits (unless invoked lol) are the ones that are true smokers, and know whats good.

Careful who you buy from, try to find a good connect that is reliable and not too sketchy. Whenever you smoke with people, start talking about connects, if you smoke with some new people and they have some good krpyt, ask them where they got it, if they wouldnt mind giving you a number, an introduction, etc.. just again, make sure theyre not shadier than you'll want to handle.. you'll find yourself in a shitty situation fast, and a drug dealer can pick up on a scared little kid, and probably will rip you off or rob you.

edt: More on that^ - when you meet a good dealer, be a good customer.. dont make things a hassle for him, be considerate to his schedule and availability (if he cant get you one night, dont bitch and moan at him, you should have called earlier.. he may be a drug dealer but most of the dealers selling pot have a life, and do more than wait around for your phone calls) And whenever you get a chance, go over and smoke with him.. offer to roll up a blunt or pack a bowl, and he'll probably throw down alot more than you expected. If you get close with your dealer, he'll start giving you very good deals, introducing you to other people who can help you, and you'll be in an all around better situation. He'll even go out of his way more for a friend customer than he would for some random punk who wants weed.

Most importantly, relax, enjoy, theres nothing like smoking in a spot where you have no fears or concerns.. make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks, maintain proper smoking etiquette (do not exhale that smkoe until it has gone from your mouth into your lungs, nothing worse than smoking with someone and seeing them let out a fat cloud of THC filled smoke that merely when from the bowl, to their mouth, into the air.. i've kicked people off the blunt of that), and have fun!

Straight up man

[TreeBreeze]

Have sex while high.

[dank024]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

2) Be extremely careful smoking in vehicles, whenever you can, get off the road, take a small walk into the woods and smoek the bowl, then go back to the car.. when yoru car smells like pot, the cop can royally fk you.. if your leaving a house that is empty, smoke at the house before going, or if your going somewhere to smoke, dont smoke on the way there... getting pulled over and arrested for smoking when you were 10 minutes away from a smoke safehouse is a very bad situation

3) When driving with bud, always have a good spot for it, if your car is older, find a piece that you can break/fix - my friend for example had an old jeep, and he was able to pop out the center console (the thing that covers where the transmission is) and could fit about an ounce in there, and then pop the piece back on without any visible damage, thats the best spot i've seen so far (other than false bottoms or something)
when you can, store excess weed in the trunk (you have a half oz on you, but will only be smoking a bowl on the way to mcdonalds, put 13 grams in the trunk, and 1 in the bowl.

4) Handle your shit, no1 expects your high, so don't be paranoid, just act normal and stay cool.. when you go home, your parents dont think your high, when you go to school, teachers dont think your high... until you give them a reason.

5) ALWAYS HAVE VISINE ON HAND, they make small bottles that are PERFECT for those little pockets in jeans (the pocket in the pocket thing.. that little one)

6) be generous with your bud, but expect reciprocation. If your smoking everyone up, the next night, they should be smoking you up. If not, then dont be ashamed to ask for money - say your with 3 other guys, and you roll up a blunt with a gram in it... say 5 dollars to hit the blunt.. idk many people who would be like FIVE BUX WTF MAN IM NO BILL GATES, and 5+5+5+ your 5 = the $20 gram.. all evened out!

7) Always pick up dutches or phillies before the gas stations close!! nothing worse than being stuck with no blunt at midnight and the nearest open place is 15 minutes away (would happen all the time at my home town)

And probably most importantly, use common sense. Be Smart, and you will not get caught. Don't smoke in suspicious areas, don't take random drives with people for weed. DONT be one of those idiots in school that walks around talkin like he's hot shit becaues he smokes, the kids that do that are the ones that are the worst smokers, and only smoke because they think theyre cool. The smokers that dont pronounce their smoking habits (unless invoked lol) are the ones that are true smokers, and know whats good.

Careful who you buy from, try to find a good connect that is reliable and not too sketchy. Whenever you smoke with people, start talking about connects, if you smoke with some new people and they have some good krpyt, ask them where they got it, if they wouldnt mind giving you a number, an introduction, etc.. just again, make sure theyre not shadier than you'll want to handle.. you'll find yourself in a shitty situation fast, and a drug dealer can pick up on a scared little kid, and probably will rip you off or rob you.

edt: More on that^ - when you meet a good dealer, be a good customer.. dont make things a hassle for him, be considerate to his schedule and availability (if he cant get you one night, dont bitch and moan at him, you should have called earlier.. he may be a drug dealer but most of the dealers selling pot have a life, and do more than wait around for your phone calls) And whenever you get a chance, go over and smoke with him.. offer to roll up a blunt or pack a bowl, and he'll probably throw down alot more than you expected. If you get close with your dealer, he'll start giving you very good deals, introducing you to other people who can help you, and you'll be in an all around better situation. He'll even go out of his way more for a friend customer than he would for some random punk who wants weed.

Most importantly, relax, enjoy, theres nothing like smoking in a spot where you have no fears or concerns.. make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks, maintain proper smoking etiquette (do not exhale that smkoe until it has gone from your mouth into your lungs, nothing worse than smoking with someone and seeing them let out a fat cloud of THC filled smoke that merely when from the bowl, to their mouth, into the air.. i've kicked people off the blunt of that), and have fun!

True that my friend, we agree on a lot of things. What really pisses me off is when someone RIPS on a blunt and then lets almost all smoke out before inhaling the weed. Then they try and play it off lol *cough cough "This is some good shit dude, what is it exotic kb?"

[Waterbottle]

Don't trust anyone you don't know. And some that you do know

[officiallycy]

Originally Posted by AK Infinity

Also I would suggest that daily smokers or anyone that consumes a large quantity of weed buy a scale--weigh your stuff occasionally just to make sure--and insist that your dealer weigh your weed at the time of purchase. I realize that this can't always happen but the more involved and aware you are about matters like these the better the chances are you won't get ripped off.

Stay green.

So do most dealers feel affronted or insulted when you ask them to weigh your shit out right in front of you? especially if its already in bags? I've had someone throw a bitchfest and give me the Stank Eye when i asked. It weighed out, but it was still really awkward and uncomfortable. Any advice?

[SmokeaSpliff]

Originally Posted by officiallycy

So do most dealers feel affronted or insulted when you ask them to weigh your shit out right in front of you? especially if its already in bags? I've had someone throw a bitchfest and give me the Stank Eye when i asked. It weighed out, but it was still really awkward and uncomfortable. Any advice?

If they bitch about weighing out a sack, then always assume they shorted u. if they wanna get pissed, tell them how are you supposed to know the weight of a sack just by eyeballin it? and if you pay money for somethin, it better all be there. thats like McDonalds bitchin someone out for lookin in their bag at the window.