The UnOfficial Pass On Some Advice to a Younger Stoner Thread - Roast and Post

[blazzinblunts23]

Originally Posted by J T

Regular Price Ranges (Atleast for my area:P):

1 Gram - 10$

Eighth - 25 - 35$

Quarter - 45 - 60$

Half oz - 90 - 110$

1 oz - 140 - 160$

QP (Quarter pound) - 550 - 600$

1 Pound - 2000 - 2100$

Ahhh shitt.... Im really burnt out n thats all Im puttin down for now. Lemme know if you think prices shud be tweaked.

Small Random tip: Papes dont use "tape" for a reason . DONT SMOKE OUT OF A BOTTLE/Anything plastic without using tinfoil for the bowl. PLASTIC KILLS!

what is your area and is that for middies or for the good stuff. i just want to know because i want to buy some in the next week or so(my first time) and i dont want to get ripped off for payin to much. any help from anyone would be great.

[examount69]

alright. here's how it is.

1. i hate it when people will do anything for bud but have no gas in their car or no food to eat. and when they will fuck over anyone, friends or family; to get it. it's just weed. don't let it control you, srsly. people like this give us 'responsible' tokers a bad name. which is why we have people saying weed is bad, it's an addictive drug. no. it's not. it's people that can't own up to their problems and think blazin is gonna help them out. be responsible kids. think straight. smokin ain't life. it's in your life.

2. you gotta have balls to be in the business of buying. cuz sometimes you'll get you a dealer that's a bit big, a bit scary, and totally i'll-fuck-your-world kinda dude. and sometimes you'll get a sweetheart. either way; if you see you've been shorted or got some real bad reg. your gonna have to stand up and be like, no. just say no. lol. your the customer. it's your money for their business. their doing you a favor. not the other way around.

3. don't act a fool in public. srsly. it's fucking annoying. i mean it's cool to joke, cut up; but don't be so melodramatic about it. ex. the gang went to the mall. they'd smoked a couple blunts before hand. sally decided it'd be funny to run around and scream. or to just yell out crazy shit in public, like 'omg i'm so high, i want some more.' be a good friend and be like lookie here bitch, chill. the. fuck. out. lol you don't have to be mean. but get your point across. or better yet; don't do what sally did. and we'll all be happy stoners.

4. if you smoke stoges (cigarettes ladies and gents); the best cig is after a blunt. enjoy. especially a menthol. their esp. nice.

5. one thing i do hate is a waste of reefa. don't ever be like, i'm gonna smoke to help me sleep. fuck. that. that's a waste of a good smoke you can enjoy awake. if you can't sleep. count sheep. take a tylanol pm. just don't smoke and catch some z's. it's ridiculous.

6. wanna show your friend the bud ya'll are gonna smoke? be smart with it. don't just pull it out when your out somewhere and be like wooah look at this! no. wrong move. you never know who could glance over and be like 'weed. i see weed. trouble. make trouble.' be a sneaky ninja with you mj. another thing. when you roll in the vehicle; be prepared for anything. srsly. i've had friends get pulled over while rolling a blunt and they have no reaction time whatsoever; and got fucked. so be cautious when messin with your weed outside a home, or your place.

7. don't fuck with high people. it's not cool. i mean, sure, a little joke; but actually fucking with a stoner will get your ass handed to you. ex. an old friend of mine decided to knock very loudly on the door. we were smokin a blunt. then when my good friend that lived there went to look at the peephole, it was covered up. knocked again. we went and hid our shit. they yelled open up. knocked louder. looked into the peephole again, there was an eye. finally we opened the door expecting the cops, and it was this kid. he about got his ass beat. came damn close. he thought it was funny. ITS NOT FUNNY TO KILL A BUZZ. whatsofuckingever.

8. just chill, man. smoking is awesome. it really is. nothing's wrong with it. it doesn't make you stupid. no matter what anyone tells you; it's the shit and it won't hurt you. i'd prefer this far over smoking cigs and drinking. have fun. don't get too paranoid btw, you'll be fine. getting paranoid kills the buzz. and that's bad. so relax and take a nice drag off a fat dutch, and you'll be good. ^_^

that's a wrap kids, hopefully that was helpful for you rookies.

[dcpusher]

If you smoke at least once a week buy a bubbler. They are portable and it is so much nicer to use than a pipe. i almost refuse to smoke out of pipes anymore.

If you buy over an eighth, split it up and only carry like a gram around on you. That way people don't mooch too much and if you get caught it doesn't suck as much.

[smallmac1]

Originally Posted by vc77

-Weed does not kill brain cells. Weed does not destroy your memory. Research what you put in your body before you consume it.

(Sorry AK Hope that helps)

Weed kills my memory...i cant remember where my lunch money is right now... but for real I start forgetting things ive said that i should remember.

[smallmac1]

Originally Posted by willie199120

Quick Tips:
-If you live with your parents and don't want to get caught, don't bring paraphernalia or things that cant be hidden easily into the house
- You should, if you can, tell your parents that you smoke weed, give to them the reasons why you do it. Tell them all the information you know about it. Compare it to alcohol or pharmaceuticals so they can have a way to compare it. Tell them how by you telling them this it makes you more responsible and honest.
- If your parents do catch you do the above.
-Do not buy glass until weed is legal. Ive seen friends get caught countless of times because they had pieces on them, but i have never seen any of my friends get caught that just smoke J's and blunts.
-Live life and enjoy it. Dont let marijuana control you. Take a break here and there for obvious reasons (money, tolerance, reality)
-Do not smoke to be cool
-try to educate yourselfs and do good in school. try to break the stoner image of being lazy and bums.

I know my mom smokes and shes found visine in my room and said something about it but. I definatly act just like normal..I've always been a music kid and chill before I ever even knew the smell of weed but im starting to do good in school and once she sees my report cards I might bring up the topic......Maybe apologize for pinching some of her shit when im low btw this is one of the best threads.

[lurkin nasty]

1. know how to corner.........please bowls last so much longer.
2. dont buy from shady/sketchy people.
3. dont be sketch, be chill.
4. and most of all....smoke to enjoy being high not to get "f***** up."

[angrysniper]

Originally Posted by lurkin nasty

1. know how to corner.........please bowls last so much longer.
2. dont buy from shady/sketchy people.
3. dont be sketch, be chill.
4. and most of all....smoke to enjoy being high not to get "f***** up."

someone explain cornering to me

is that flipping the bud around?

[InnerPeace]

Originally Posted by angrysniper

someone explain cornering to me

is that flipping the bud around?

it is how it sounds. put the flame on one corner of the bowl leave 3/4 greens left.

[king_k4life]

Bic Lighters last forever

[Starlore]

One hitters out of a water pipe will get you extremely ripped and save on some buddage.

[True]

Just read the whole thread, some really good posts in here.

How about: If you're around a lot of people (at a party or something) don't pull out your bag around everyone. It's ridiculous how many people will try to get you to smoke them up & sometimes it's hard to say no. If you feel like you need to smoke, find a spot where nobody will try to mooch your herb. A fat bag of weed can become not so fat in one night .

[GolgiApparatus]

Learn to take off the safety of every lighter you own. Your thumbs will thank you for it :F

[rumandromanism]

If you don't feel comfortable buying/smoking somewhere, don't. No one is forcing you to buy/smoke, even though it might feel like that. Sometimes it's best to pass on a deal/session than to get busted or worse.

[bosendorfer]

If you have an addictive personality, stick with weed and don't even think of trying something that is going to just have you craving it 24/7, and having you do who knows what to get it. There are some people who can do other drugs just once in a while and be fine with it, but a person with an addictive personality to start with will get caught up in it. So before you go down that long road, like many have before, just stick with smoking the ganja, and you will save yourself a lot of grief. Now as to how to tell if you have an addictive personality, just think how you react when you absolutely can't find any weed, and want to get high. If you absolutely can't get this off your mind, like it's driving you crazy, then you may want to avoid other things that you may crave even more!! Also think about certain activities that you like to do stoned, or places you like to go to after smoking, would you rather not even do them straight? Well just something to consider. I know you have to blaze your own trail, I;m just trying to give you a little map to follow beforehand.

[Davy Jones]

I know this thread is about giving advice to young smokers...but first things first;

Finish school, get a great job & keep it, soon as you get paid pay the bills, fill the fridge with basic meals for the week. Take care of your responsibilities & handle your shit like a man. Be a part of something bigger than just a toker, contribute...be somebody.

Now, at the end of the day...you got your bills paid, & you got food & eveything else has been taken care of, if you have a few dead presidents to spare...by all means, get a nice fat sack...smoke...enjoy, its just that simple.


Being a pot smoker is the easy part, being a productive smoker is where its at though brah.