The UnOfficial Pass On Some Advice to a Younger Stoner Thread - Roast and Post

[Stephen Stoned]

the best advice i can give that hasn't been covered already is when smoking, to give yourself a chance to get high. when you first hit a bowl, you really don't need to power smoke it. it usually takes 15-25 minutes for the full effects of the high to hit, and something i really enjoy doing is just sitting in silence in my room taking one-hits until im high enough that i forget to keep smoking.

also if you're a wake-n-baker, you really only need to take a couple hits in order to get fucked up. ive wasted a lot of herb smoking 2 big bowls after waking up only to get burnt after like 2.5 hours and then want to just go back to bed.

[fleet]

Weed is meant to be a fun thing to do, don't try to be superman and become a 'dealer'. It's too much work & hassle, and the legal reprecussions are deplorable.

[angrysniper]

Could someone post a chart of common prices for common amounts of weed purchased? I for one do not know all, because I've usually just bought dimes or nicks. I know a dime is about a gram (usually), but thats about it.

[alwayzbizzy]

Originally Posted by AK Infinity

[To eventually be located in the "Apprentice Tokers" Forum.]

GrassCity is filled with knowledge from how to make ISO hash to how to grow marijuana using the SCRoG technique but what I think we need are concise offerings of advice/knowledge and daily observations that will help out the younger folks. What does every stoner need to know from buying marijuana to smoking it?

My Advice: Never give your money to anyone that has to go get your weed. I know this seems like a no-brainer right? Well oddly enough it isn't practiced as much as one might think which is why we'll see threads from time to time like, "Pissed just got ripped off," or "My Goddamn dealer disappeared." A marijuana transaction is like with any reasonable transaction, one expects to have the product at the time of payment. Also I would suggest that daily smokers or anyone that consumes a large quantity of weed buy a scale--weigh your stuff occasionally just to make sure--and insist that your dealer weigh your weed at the time of purchase. I realize that this can't always happen but the more involved and aware you are about matters like these the better the chances are you won't get ripped off.

Stay green.

if he has to go get your weed ask him if you can keep something valuable of his

my friend has me keep his phone and wallet when he goes and gets it for me

[Macka Splaff]

Never, ever, under any circumstances pay more than 30/60 (half eighth/eighth) for bud, i dont care what your dealer says, its never worth it to get ripped off, buying anything above the line will just encourage your dealer to rape other kids with shitty prices and keep the prices high, if you refuse to buy from him and other kids do the same, he'll have to push them down if he wants to stay in business

[PA All Day.]

One tip that I would give about smoking is to always embrace being high. Once you start smoking open your mind and allow yourself to feel the effects. If you have an open mind and know that the experience is going to be enjoyable, then it will be. However if you go into it thinking, this spot is bad, what if someone sees, what if i look really high, then it will be bad and you will look really high.

Also when you are high, never talk seriosuly about how high you look or express any of your paranoid thoughts, if you do not only will you become more paranoid but everyone else will feel those vibes and it ill bring everyone down.

Weed is all about your mindset because it effects your mind and an open mind can make blazing a lot more fun for everyone involved.

When smoking never be afraid to say no. If someone asks you to hit a bowl, you do not have to let them under any circumstances especially if you know they will probably just waste the weed. Im not saying that you should never share your buds with other people in fact you should share when the time is right but know its your weed and you can do what you want with it.

[Gadgeteer99]

Originally Posted by PA All Day.

One tip that I would give about smoking is to always embrace being high. Once you start smoking open your mind and allow yourself to feel the effects. If you have an open mind and know that the experience is going to be enjoyable, then it will be. However if you go into it thinking, this spot is bad, what if someone sees, what if i look really high, then it will be bad and you will look really high.

Also when you are high, never talk seriosuly about how high you look or express any of your paranoid thoughts, if you do not only will you become more paranoid but everyone else will feel those vibes and it ill bring everyone down.

Weed is all about your mindset because it effects your mind and an open mind can make blazing a lot more fun for everyone involved.

When smoking never be afraid to say no. If someone asks you to hit a bowl, you do not have to let them under any circumstances especially if you know they will probably just waste the weed. Im not saying that you should never share your buds with other people in fact you should share when the time is right but know its your weed and you can do what you want with it.

Completely agree. I've had moments where I'm so high I dont think I can handle it and I start to have a panic attack....but then I just take some slow, steady breaths and let the high hit me.....thats when the real fun begins.

[angrysniper]

If you feel like your heart is racing/beating irregularly after you smoke when you haven't smoked in a while, don't worry, its not. This happened to me twice after I hadn't smoked for a few months and I had a panic attack and thought I was dying, but found out later this was a common occurance.

[divebonger]

and for godsake, don't drop the cherry in my car/home. many times I found spots a week after it happened and I was so high at the time, I couldn't even know who had done it! This one time I was smoking with a group of girls in high school while camping and they acctually dropped not only the cherry, but the whole blunt into the fire being stupid. we she was hot and high so it all worked out fine

[willie199120]

Quick Tips:
-If you live with your parents and don't want to get caught, don't bring paraphernalia or things that cant be hidden easily into the house
- You should, if you can, tell your parents that you smoke weed, give to them the reasons why you do it. Tell them all the information you know about it. Compare it to alcohol or pharmaceuticals so they can have a way to compare it. Tell them how by you telling them this it makes you more responsible and honest.
- If your parents do catch you do the above.
-Do not buy glass until weed is legal. Ive seen friends get caught countless of times because they had pieces on them, but i have never seen any of my friends get caught that just smoke J's and blunts.
-Live life and enjoy it. Dont let marijuana control you. Take a break here and there for obvious reasons (money, tolerance, reality)
-Do not smoke to be cool
-try to educate yourselfs and do good in school. try to break the stoner image of being lazy and bums.

[djkurri]

increase your knowledge

[red crayon]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

2) Be extremely careful smoking in vehicles, whenever you can, get off the road, take a small walk into the woods and smoek the bowl, then go back to the car.. when yoru car smells like pot, the cop can royally fk you.. if your leaving a house that is empty, smoke at the house before going, or if your going somewhere to smoke, dont smoke on the way there... getting pulled over and arrested for smoking when you were 10 minutes away from a smoke safehouse is a very bad situation

3) When driving with bud, always have a good spot for it, if your car is older, find a piece that you can break/fix - my friend for example had an old jeep, and he was able to pop out the center console (the thing that covers where the transmission is) and could fit about an ounce in there, and then pop the piece back on without any visible damage, thats the best spot i've seen so far (other than false bottoms or something)
when you can, store excess weed in the trunk (you have a half oz on you, but will only be smoking a bowl on the way to mcdonalds, put 13 grams in the trunk, and 1 in the bowl.

4) Handle your shit, no1 expects your high, so don't be paranoid, just act normal and stay cool.. when you go home, your parents dont think your high, when you go to school, teachers dont think your high... until you give them a reason.

5) ALWAYS HAVE VISINE ON HAND, they make small bottles that are PERFECT for those little pockets in jeans (the pocket in the pocket thing.. that little one)

6) be generous with your bud, but expect reciprocation. If your smoking everyone up, the next night, they should be smoking you up. If not, then dont be ashamed to ask for money - say your with 3 other guys, and you roll up a blunt with a gram in it... say 5 dollars to hit the blunt.. idk many people who would be like FIVE BUX WTF MAN IM NO BILL GATES, and 5+5+5+ your 5 = the $20 gram.. all evened out!

7) Always pick up dutches or phillies before the gas stations close!! nothing worse than being stuck with no blunt at midnight and the nearest open place is 15 minutes away (would happen all the time at my home town)

And probably most importantly, use common sense. Be Smart, and you will not get caught. Don't smoke in suspicious areas, don't take random drives with people for weed. DONT be one of those idiots in school that walks around talkin like he's hot shit becaues he smokes, the kids that do that are the ones that are the worst smokers, and only smoke because they think theyre cool. The smokers that dont pronounce their smoking habits (unless invoked lol) are the ones that are true smokers, and know whats good.

Careful who you buy from, try to find a good connect that is reliable and not too sketchy. Whenever you smoke with people, start talking about connects, if you smoke with some new people and they have some good krpyt, ask them where they got it, if they wouldnt mind giving you a number, an introduction, etc.. just again, make sure theyre not shadier than you'll want to handle.. you'll find yourself in a shitty situation fast, and a drug dealer can pick up on a scared little kid, and probably will rip you off or rob you.

edt: More on that^ - when you meet a good dealer, be a good customer.. dont make things a hassle for him, be considerate to his schedule and availability (if he cant get you one night, dont bitch and moan at him, you should have called earlier.. he may be a drug dealer but most of the dealers selling pot have a life, and do more than wait around for your phone calls) And whenever you get a chance, go over and smoke with him.. offer to roll up a blunt or pack a bowl, and he'll probably throw down alot more than you expected. If you get close with your dealer, he'll start giving you very good deals, introducing you to other people who can help you, and you'll be in an all around better situation. He'll even go out of his way more for a friend customer than he would for some random punk who wants weed.

Most importantly, relax, enjoy, theres nothing like smoking in a spot where you have no fears or concerns.. make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks, maintain proper smoking etiquette (do not exhale that smkoe until it has gone from your mouth into your lungs, nothing worse than smoking with someone and seeing them let out a fat cloud of THC filled smoke that merely when from the bowl, to their mouth, into the air.. i've kicked people off the blunt of that), and have fun!

Haha, me and you think alike bro. But the whole Visine thing, thats different. I use it. But I wear cargo's and one of the cargo pockets I have a small little pocket on the side PERFECT for visine. But make sure you get the right visine L.R LASTING RELIEF VISINE!!!
That shit works up to 6 hours. One time I put some in my eyes before and after I smoked I was set. But yeah great list of things for the new smokers not to get busted.
Loved it.

[qxSCMxp]

here is my advice, though i havent been smoking that long.

1. learn to roll, its so much better.
2. dont consent to a search.
3. dont pay for weed before it is in your hand.
4. buy a scale and wiegh it yourself.
5. dont do drugs, just smoke weed.

[lungs]

Originally Posted by willie199120

Quick Tips:
-If you live with your parents and don't want to get caught, don't bring paraphernalia or things that cant be hidden easily into the house
- You should, if you can, tell your parents that you smoke weed, give to them the reasons why you do it. Tell them all the information you know about it. Compare it to alcohol or pharmaceuticals so they can have a way to compare it. Tell them how by you telling them this it makes you more responsible and honest.
- If your parents do catch you do the above.
-Do not buy glass until weed is legal. Ive seen friends get caught countless of times because they had pieces on them, but i have never seen any of my friends get caught that just smoke J's and blunts.
-Live life and enjoy it. Dont let marijuana control you. Take a break here and there for obvious reasons (money, tolerance, reality)
-Do not smoke to be cool
-try to educate yourselfs and do good in school. try to break the stoner image of being lazy and bums.

seriously...?

[J T]

Regular Price Ranges (Atleast for my area:P):

1 Gram - 10$

Eighth - 25 - 35$

Quarter - 45 - 60$

Half oz - 90 - 110$

1 oz - 140 - 160$

QP (Quarter pound) - 550 - 600$

1 Pound - 2000 - 2100$

Ahhh shitt.... Im really burnt out n thats all Im puttin down for now. Lemme know if you think prices shud be tweaked.

Small Random tip: Papes dont use "tape" for a reason . DONT SMOKE OUT OF A BOTTLE/Anything plastic without using tinfoil for the bowl. PLASTIC KILLS!