The UnOfficial Pass On Some Advice to a Younger Stoner Thread - Roast and Post

[kush<>~]

Purple leaves on your bud will NOT increase the potency. Besides that strain being a carrier for purple leaves, the purple is also based on the cooler night temps in the grow room. A lot of dealers will sell it as a better smoke, but it doesnt matter.

[Ganjafarmer421]

just remember, weed IS illegal, dont speak about it openly in resteraunts, public places, in front of a cop (no brainer).

Also, if you got it, conserve if possible. Dont waste weed, everyone has had those mornings wishing you smoked a 1 or 2 gram blunt instead of the 5 grammer that sounded awesome at the time.

left all day right all night!

[trikky]

Learn A LOT about what you're putting into your body before you do it.

...and DON'T SMOKE MOLDY WEED! It truly is dangerous.

[AK Infinity]

When shopping for a new piece at a head shop never refer to it as a "bong" everything with water in it is a water pipe, and never mention weed while you're in there, ever.

[vc77]

Originally Posted by AK Infinity

Can I please get serious responses that will actually help others? I'm very disappointed with this nonsense, all of you are too smart to end with this. We're trying to enrich our community not clog up the forums with crap.

Sorry

Here's some:

-Build a stoner survival kit: Visine/Chewing Gum/Cologne/Baby Wipes. Throw all of these things in something non conspicuous. Appearing sober is sometimes a very important part of being high.

-If your parents/roommates are not cool with weed, do not bring it in the house. Not even when they aren't home.

-Break one law at a time. If you have weed on you, don't commit traffic violatons, don't fight, don't skate that 6 stair handrail on the backside of the police station.

-Learn the common prices for where you live. Your dealers may not be ripping you off, but if they know that you have no clue what you should be getting, there is a chance they are not giving you enough.

-You may think smoking weed is "cool", but in most places the actual word is "illegal". Keep your non curricular activities private. Most people know the lingo too, so watch what you say in public places. I once heard it phrased: Handle your scandal.

-Learn to roll a joint. It is simple, effective, and the easiest way to get away with smoking. Not as suspicious (I can spot a bong-rip from a mile away, but in most cases a joint just looks like a cigarette) and you can toss the evidence when you're done. Also, rolling papers are not illegal, a used pipe/bong is.

-Weed does not kill brain cells. Weed does not destroy your memory. Research what you put in your body before you consume it.

(Sorry AK Hope that helps)

[hpidriver]

In no particular order:
- If you have to do something important, do it before getting high.
- If you have to cough/laugh/etc PULL THE BONG AWAY. You might get made fun of for bitching out of a hit, but no one likes their bowl of weed soaked in bong water.
- Don't give your money to anyone other than the person handing you the weed. (I'd only consider breaking this rule for my brother, that's about it)
- Know what you are buying. This applies to anything from the weed itself to bongs to eye drops. Seriously, a little research goes a long way.
- RESPECT YOUR PARENTS yes I'm sure you are all 18, but most of you live at home still, and unless you are paying rent, it's your parents' house and their rules.
- Never make any sort of transaction in a parking lot.
- Smoke out your dealer from time to time. (Or at least offer) Next time you pick up a sac just say "Hey thanks man, you wanna smoke a bowl or something?" If you're not comfortable with the idea of blazing with your dealer then why are you buying from him?
- Weed is amazing for hangovers.
- Learn self-control. Take a week off.

[hpidriver]

Oh, and buy a scale. They're like 20 bucks off ebay.

[Cali Ounces]

remember. . .

keep it mellow.
think then act
represent the change you want to see

[UCFStudent]

Never let your smoking marijuana inconvenience others... this is a nice little law i liked to follow while i lived at home... a.k.a, dont smoke beneath someone elses open window so them and their children have to smell it, whether you know them or not. Don't litter your empty gram bags and blunt wraps around, be respectful.. you're doing something illegal, so keep it as clean for others as possible.. and when you go inside to eat all your munchies, clean it up and do the dishes lol, dont make your mom do extra housecleaning because your a pothead
Be Careful With Glass!!!! (And all other smoking paraphanalia for that matter)
and as said before, joints can be a very nice thing to have -- papers are legal, and no cop can give you trouble for having a pack of them. If your goin to be driving w/ pot, bring the papers instead of the bowl, that way worse comes to worse, you get possession of marijauan and not possess. of marijuana AND paraphanalia
and joints look like cigarettes, especially if you smoke them between your index and middle finger rather than like a joint

[WillSucka]

I've only been smoking for about 4 years but one thing I think people should know is a great brand of eye drops is rohto v. A lot of people hate them because the menthol "burns" but for people like myself whose eyes get really red they work wonders. After about 5 to 10 minutes my eyes are extremely white. While visine can take awhile and not work as well.

[angrysniper]

Never consent to a search by police. Of your body or of your car. If you're being stopped in a car roll your window down a few inches and lock your doors. Hand the cop your license and registration and insurance stuff (if they ask for it) through that crack. If the cop asks you to get out exit the vehicle and lock the door. Never consent to a search. The only time they can search you is if you're under arrest or sometimes if someone called the cops on you.

[MR.BACKWOOD]

1.Never give in to the "are you high?" question always say nope.

2.Don't ride with more than you can chew let alone swallow. (seriously)

3.Pick your group of smokin peeps wisely (make sure they wont snitch on you somethin viscious)

4.If you ever get pulled over by the cops hide your shit good or eat it (see #2) ( even if the cops know your high if u wasn't driving they aint got shit on you)

5.On pickups don't bring extra people with you if they aint gettin shit. (cuz if you go down they usually goin down too)

6. Pass tha duchie to tha left hand side. (you already know)

7.If your eyes are easily affected by smoke ( keep some eyedrops handy)

8.Smoke others up as long as they are legit. ( keep eyes peeled for shady characters *they comein all shapes and sizes) make sure they smoke out tho

9. Don't over-do the munchies (you will only get fatter and feel like shit)

10. Don't ever steal from someones stash unless them fools deserve it because i am a firm believer in karma and you reap what you sow.
Other than that use common sense some things are obvious like if someone hands you a salad bowl dont torch the entire salad!! corner that shit son!

Cheef UP

[chronicman00]

Originally Posted by UCFStudent

i agree with alot said above
my tips...

1) Never let people know your stash spot in the house, whether you have alot or a little.. you never know who will grab when your not looking, even your good friends.

Word. Some chick I know let her friends see her dads stash which was like a quarter pound. Well when they left she noticed alot was missing and they made off with 2 ounces.

Oh yeah and if you don't know how to roll please dont offer to.

[chemosupremo]

1.avoid smoking out of plastic and metal. its not good for you at all, we've all done it just try not to do it any more than you have to.

2.respect others things. nothing pisses me off more than someone not paying attention what they are doing with one of my bongs or pipes. i paid money for these things, some quite a bit and i like it when people show enough respect to be careful with them.

3. im not really a big fan of blunts but it really kills me when someone rolls up a rillo and they soak it spit. i know you have to lick it for it to stick but it doesnt need a bath.

[Mosquito]

If you feel you're not getting as high as you should be, try holding it in longer. Sure, you'll be hacking like a virgin smoker if you're not used to tolerating long endurance runs of smoke, but if you do it once in a while when you smoke, you should get a bit more high out of it.

And to post for my friend, Buddy Dink:

"Just let your inhibitions go. You'll be much more higher if you just let go."