Recognition to All You Blunt Rollers

[FrostyNugs420]

I would just like to take a moment and recognize all the blunt rollers out there. There are a lot of us who do not possess the awesome technique to roll a blunt and I would just like to give appreciation to all of you guys that can roll one. I know that it would suck if the one person in my group of friends that can roll a blunt wasn't there. I mean a blunt is a perfect community smoking device and i love smokin em! So to all you pearl blunt rollers out there, whether you are smokin your masterpiece to the dome or throwing down with others, give yourselves a god dam pat on the back. You deserve it.

[Scapris]

nothing like busting out a 2.5 gram cigarillo that people thought i hollowed out... hahhaha

grape rillo's is LIFE

-mark

[mattc707]

2.5 in a Swisher must not hit at all.

[Stay Focused]

Originally Posted by mattc707

2.5 in a Swisher must not hit at all.

Oh, you poor soul. 2.5 hits elegantly out of a swisher.

[rickyjoepr]

been rolling blunts for four years bruddah! I remember when I couldnt even hold the thing without tearing it haha

[rickyjoepr]

hahah, and whats funny is that, I dont know if i like rollin em or smoken em better......I just love rolling blunts, it makes you proud

[SuicidalSpaz]

Yeah man.

There's no skill or art in going out and buying some glass and loading a bowl. But an expertly crafted blunt, that's some good shit.

I been rollin' for 7 years now man. I've had random people smoke with us all the time. We break out bud and dutches and they're like, " Aww come on man. Fuck blunts. My sick roor will destroy that shit."


Then they hit the blunt and say, " eh, it hits pretty good, but I can milk that bong so much better."

Then they get shotties, and hit the roach nader-style out of a water bottle. They start coughing cause they can't clear our shit and begin to laugh and apologize.


A good blunt will allow you to taste the bud, and put a unique accent on the taste. Honey Dutches, Or green games ( they're the sport honey ones) do the best IMHO. But I'm in NJ, and we're very biased on ONLY using Dutches and Games.


A master-crafted blunt will get you oh so ripped. Plus the pride you gain from your circle's compliments.

I'd pick a blunt over glass ANYDAY. I've honestly never hit glass that could rip better than a well- rolled blunt.

You can just pull and pull and oh god, haha. Glass-lovers will argue with me, and they have.

We've done Glass vs. Blunt contests several times. The glass looks nice, easy to use, and hits mad good.

But the nostalgiac Value of the blunt, and just chillin outside beneath the stars... It's fucking amazing.

[Scapris]

couldn't have said it better that pretty much sums up the blunt. this shit should be under blunt in the dictionary homie

hah,
-Mark

Originally Posted by SuicidalSpaz

Yeah man.

There's no skill or art in going out and buying some glass and loading a bowl. But an expertly crafted blunt, that's some good shit.

I been rollin' for 7 years now man. I've had random people smoke with us all the time. We break out bud and dutches and they're like, " Aww come on man. Fuck blunts. My sick roor will destroy that shit."


Then they hit the blunt and say, " eh, it hits pretty good, but I can milk that bong so much better."

Then they get shotties, and hit the roach nader-style out of a water bottle. They start coughing cause they can't clear our shit and begin to laugh and apologize.


A good blunt will allow you to taste the bud, and put a unique accent on the taste. Honey Dutches, Or green games ( they're the sport honey ones) do the best IMHO. But I'm in NJ, and we're very biased on ONLY using Dutches and Games.


A master-crafted blunt will get you oh so ripped. Plus the pride you gain from your circle's compliments.

I'd pick a blunt over glass ANYDAY. I've honestly never hit glass that could rip better than a well- rolled blunt.

You can just pull and pull and oh god, haha. Glass-lovers will argue with me, and they have.

We've done Glass vs. Blunt contests several times. The glass looks nice, easy to use, and hits mad good.

But the nostalgiac Value of the blunt, and just chillin outside beneath the stars... It's fucking amazing.

[SuicidalSpaz]

Originally Posted by Scapris

couldn't have said it better that pretty much sums up the blunt. this shit should be under blunt in the dictionary homie

hah,
-Mark

Thanks man. Whenever people brag about glass I wanna throw it on the ground, and be like " Hmm... I think your shit broke. My blunt won't break from that." And then spark it.


But that's mean. I just can't see spending huge amounts of money on glass, even though I have in the past. It isn't worth it.

[EuDxKing]

Originally Posted by SuicidalSpaz

Yeah man.

There's no skill or art in going out and buying some glass and loading a bowl. But an expertly crafted blunt, that's some good shit.

I been rollin' for 7 years now man. I've had random people smoke with us all the time. We break out bud and dutches and they're like, " Aww come on man. Fuck blunts. My sick roor will destroy that shit."


Then they hit the blunt and say, " eh, it hits pretty good, but I can milk that bong so much better."

Then they get shotties, and hit the roach nader-style out of a water bottle. They start coughing cause they can't clear our shit and begin to laugh and apologize.


A good blunt will allow you to taste the bud, and put a unique accent on the taste. Honey Dutches, Or green games ( they're the sport honey ones) do the best IMHO. But I'm in NJ, and we're very biased on ONLY using Dutches and Games.


A master-crafted blunt will get you oh so ripped. Plus the pride you gain from your circle's compliments.

I'd pick a blunt over glass ANYDAY. I've honestly never hit glass that could rip better than a well- rolled blunt.

You can just pull and pull and oh god, haha. Glass-lovers will argue with me, and they have.

We've done Glass vs. Blunt contests several times. The glass looks nice, easy to use, and hits mad good.

But the nostalgiac Value of the blunt, and just chillin outside beneath the stars... It's fucking amazing.

That is the sickest/best explenation i have ever heard.
Next blunt i roll.....i'm smoking just for you

+rep

[SuicidalSpaz]

Originally Posted by EuDxKing

That is the sickest/best explenation i have ever heard.
Next blunt i roll.....i'm smoking just for you

+rep

Haha Thanks man.

I didn't smoke once today and started my new job. I had a good time.

But yeh, smoke that shit in my honor. I got sunday off atleast. So Saturday night will be major party time.


I'm supposed to be heading to the beach to drop 4 hits of acid. We're having a tripping party with like 8 trippers, and 4 sober people. Should be mad fun.

But I start work at 4pm, and I have no clue when I'm supposed to get out.

I told them I could work any hours, but wanted one weekend night to myself. They said it'd be fine. I probally won't get to trip this weekend.

Anyway, Let a blunt be rolled and smoked by all those who like to. Blunts are the shit. As I type this, I could probally go outside and the smell of honey dutches and weed burning harmoniously together would be smelled everywhere...

And then the stench of bacon would fill the town. But the burning cherries would fade into the darkness and never be caught.

[elfishio]

except for the fact that nobody mentioned the breed that started it all. i mean, mentioning dutchies is typical. but wtf are the game? seen them, never used them. im sure they're dank, but more dank than the phillies, licensed blunts?

o and baby cognac dutchies are where its at.

[SuicidalSpaz]

Originally Posted by elfishio

except for the fact that nobody mentioned the breed that started it all. i mean, mentioning dutchies is typical. but wtf are the game? seen them, never used them. im sure they're dank, but more dank than the phillies, licensed blunts?

o and baby cognac dutchies are where its at.

Fuck Phillies man. There, I said it.

If you ain't de-leafing and re-rollin your blunt, then you ain't rollin a blunt.

Fuck Wraps.
Fuck anything without leaves that can be taken off.


If you got a nice blunt with a leaf you can take off, enjoy. You ain't ever gonna roll a tighter blunt than a de-leafed and re- rolled dutch.

[Chill398]

Personally I go with Dutchmaster honeys or Dutch master Palmas are really nice. The thing I love about blunts though is the time honored tradition of it. Most of the time the knowledge to roll is passed down from an older smoker to a younger, its just another part of the stoner culture. I mean people in California grow up with joints from what ive heard but in VA i know i spent many a night in some random appratment building hallway or in the woods huddled around in a circle passing blunts and getting blazed as shyt.

[SuicidalSpaz]

Haha, I feel you on that shit.


I love teaching people how to roll. And it's funny when you're blazed watching them. They look so involved, so determind to roll a good blunt. Then they fuck it up and you gotta fix it and show/tell them what they did wrong. I love it.

Some 15 yr old kids asked me to buy them dutches two days ago at exxon. He gave me a $5, and asked for two. I obliged, and gave them their change back. I was suprised, and asked who knew how to roll. Neither answered. So, I showed them, and within 30 minutes the one kid rolled a decent blunt. Then I went on my way.
It's mad fun when it's cold outside. Everyone huddled together trying to stay warm and trying to hit the blunt. Good times.