I have to go to church tomorrow lol should I go baked?

[tsarone]

if thats not against what you believe in, do it.
my aunty has succeeded in draggine ma long a few times (shes christian) to her church and i was baked every time
i would not however go to synagogue (im jewish) high. i go very rarely and for the sole purpose of to thank so not for very long. im just not cool with it. plus i can wait half an hour to smoke

[NcExpress]

God made marijuana . im blazen

[rnc3147]

I'm an atheist, but i went to easter mass at 12 (catholic) with the rents and family... because its the family thing to do (fucking lame, but yes).

I smoked 4 full bowls of a sobe (which gets you ripped). So I ate, showered, put some rhoto in, and met up for mass. Everything's going good until the sermon, when the priest said something about the the passion of God raging hard in st. Thomas (something you would laugh hysterically at when blazed, i forget exactly what) and I burst out laughing. It was terrible and embarrassing as fuck, because some people turned around and stared, but yeah, I digress. (Holden Caufield reference anyone?)

The point of this anecdote is that if you do go blazed, don't be completely ripped, and don't laugh at the wrong time. Sorry if this offended anyone, but yeah, what can I say, I've smoked bible paper before. I'm a sac religious fuck. And I smoke the DEVIL'S LETTUCE.

[tsarone]

Originally Posted by rnc3147

I've smoked bible paper before.

my friend who is jewish once rolled a joint with bible paper. he was out of tallys and he didnt mean it as an offence or anything just thought it would be funny

[Ntak]

Originally Posted by fuzzyl0g1c

So I have a dilema. I haven't been to church in like 2 years (my family is religious, it sucks) but tomorrow I'm going to see my niece be "dedicated" to the church. It has to be on 4/20. Would you go baked, or would you be scared god would talk to you?

ive never had insane hallusinattions like taht from weed lol...i would cuz today is the holiest days of all dayas..sry for spelling i celbrated a lil early lol

[scoobydooby67]

hell yea.

take a few brews too, dont want cotton mouth.

*krrrssskluck*

[fuzzyl0g1c]

Originally Posted by scoobydooby67

hell yea.

take a few brews too, dont want cotton mouth.

*krrrssskluck*

dude i'm high and i'm laughin my ass off for that. thanks! *grabs a pale ale*

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally Posted by fuzzyl0g1c

So I have a dilema. I haven't been to church in like 2 years (my family is religious, it sucks) but tomorrow I'm going to see my niece be "dedicated" to the church. It has to be on 4/20. Would you go baked, or would you be scared god would talk to you?

I've gone to church on everything from buds to PCP... The more fucked up you are, the more entertaining it is...

And btw... God's never spoken to me at church... No matter how fucked up I was... 'Cause I killed that motherfucker, lol.

[Sir.Smokesalot]

have some respect for the Lord man, don't do it

then again ive smoked with Bible paper

fuck it, do what you want

420!!!!!<~~~~~

[trixx]

go for it

[con310]

pfff I smoke crack before church! whats the big deal.

[gnomexgrown]

It helps the time pass I guess. I've found though, when there's repetition of some kind of prayer or whatever, it freaks me the fuck out. Repetition is the most common form of brainwashing you know. I believe the Catholic church is the world's biggest cult though so, I hate church. Being high just amplifies that for me.

[DahuiRasta]

Hope yah did god put it here on earth its a plant make a statement if anything!

[ilymaryjane]

LOL YES!!! dude church is boring shit, being high will help the time go by faster