Parent Knocking While Your Smoking

[kmt]

When I was younger and living with my parents, I was hitting a bong on my roof late night. My room was next to my father's office, but the roof did not extend to his office's window and was separated by a chimney. In any case it was quite late and figured my parents were asleep. Needless to say, all of the lights suddenly turned on in the backyard, and there was my dad looking up at me. I was able to hide the bong, but it tipped over causing the water to flow down right next to where my dad was standing. Funny enough, all he did was tell me to go back inside and not be out on the roof.

[Buc Nasty]

Im still amazed that i havent been caught in my room yet, because when i have weed I usually smoke 2-3 times a day and im making constant trips to the bathroom to fill up my bub or flush it out etc. But i have a nice regimented system for smoking and im always prepared with drops and spray. My dad ALMOST caught me cleaning my first bub in the bathroom, but i somehow snuck it out of sight before he noticed.

[bigorange2]

+rep, I seriously just died laughing when I read that, cus it's true, and I've been in the situation too.. hahaha. That is just about enough time to do that.

[thatcrazydude]

Originally Posted by Tuk2

Gives you time to put your cock away.

or time to get your cock out

[BTNHtoker13]

Originally Posted by thatcrazydude

or time to get your cock out

no.....

[~NOTORiiOUS~]

Originally Posted by BTNHtoker13

no.....

maybe..

[Grandaddy911]

My parents wouldnt knock.
Well they would, but it went like this: knocked, wait .2 seconds, barge open door, "what are you doing?"

No privacy in my house..

[Malo]

Originally Posted by legalizebud89

You think it's hardcore getting kicked out of your house at 18 while you watch all your friends go to college? fuck you, you don't know me. No ones trying to be hard-core I was trying to tell the dude to have some respect for his rents.

+rep man

[oxalic32]

I was rolling in my bathroom once. Must have been in there awhile. Anyhow i heard my parents coming up the stairs, needless to say that was one of the worst joints i rolled. The paranoia just kept building, would they break down the door? Would they wonder at the rustle of papers? Would i leave behind some evidence or be subject to emptying my pockets. I could never roll with them home, ever again.

I have smoked at home a few times. Did it once in my basement and my brother told me i smelt the whole place up (i was blowing it all out a window though, and aired it out).

I could never smoke inside if they were awake or even close. There is no good way to clear all the smoke from your house. Your house doesn't have a carb and you cant toke it, so smoke outside!

My parents would never let me smoke inside, and my father is morally against it. In respect to him i will never smoke in my home again. While i do smoke on his property it is symbolic and meaningful i do not use it in his home.

[darkcomesoon]

Originally Posted by legalizebud89

You think it's hardcore getting kicked out of your house at 18 while you watch all your friends go to college? fuck you, you don't know me. No ones trying to be hard-core I was trying to tell the dude to have some respect for his rents.

dont come here to fight
a true stoner wouldnt give a fuck
haha

[legalizebud89]

Originally Posted by darkcomesoon

dont come here to fight
a true stoner wouldnt give a fuck
haha

Well maybe your definition of a stoner, not giving a fuck, is what gives pot-heads such a bad name..think about that, slick.

[Dock]

Originally Posted by darkcomesoon

dont come here to fight
a true stoner wouldnt give a fuck
haha

Fool, he wasn't trying to fight. You sound like some dumb kid who just started smoking pot. Having respect for other people has nothing to do with being a 'true stoner', stop buying into dumb stereotypes, and giving the rest of us a bad name.

[boston686]

yeah

when i was younger i had juss smoked a joint in mah room and my window was open and fan was blowing out

and my gf calls and my mom knocks and instead of going and getting it like i normally do im liek uh-huh

she walks in and goes do i smell pot?

im liek oh shit and say no
nd then she looked around and saw it

cuz i forgot to put it away

but then my grandad gave me my herb back the next day

[legalizebud89]

Originally Posted by Dock

Fool, he wasn't trying to fight. You sound like some dumb kid who just started smoking pot. Having respect for other people has nothing to do with being a 'true stoner', stop buying into dumb stereotypes, and giving the rest of us a bad name.

Ahhh thank you. +rep.

[impulse614]

My room has an attic that you can get to from my closet, so i just stand in my closet and blow the smoke into my attic and it works perfectly.