Got a drug test tomorrow..

[Shiftu]

I was finally forced to apply for a job today (or get cut off), and after a successful interview I was told i would need to take a "drug screening". Its just a simple busboy position, but i need it for my parents.

I was thinking i could simply get my roommate to give me his piss tomorrow, and tape it to the inside of my leg when i go. Then i thought oh no they might freak out about it not being hot enough (i've heard stories about drug screening facilities not accepting cold piss). So could i just get a pack of handwarmers, like for snowboarding, and tape that ontop of the vial of piss around my leg to keep it warm when i go? Ive had one of these before so i know they wont watch me piss, but i was clean that time.

[nugsNbeer]

are you sure its a piss test and not a swab test?

[Kofinon420]

just tape the bag of piss to your gooch.

[Nubasaur]

wow..
just wow...


im going to assume ur atleast 18, since u know.. its an 18+ forum.
is there a reason u have been so lazy ur whole life?

way to aim high with the busboy position.
if ur not a prep cook within 2 months, youre born to do dishes for a living.

[jcmartin86]

I started counting the number of posts about this very topic, but I stopped at 15,497.

yes