For now I HATE QUICK FIX SYNTHETIC URINE!!

[botanist77]

Man wtf, I had a interview at this electronic store and i passed it.

Then they gave me a form to take a drug test (Substance abuse panel with nitrates)

I bought that piece of shit Quick fix synthetic urine 4.0 at a pipeship.


I taped that shit to my balls and poured it in the cup.


The temperature was fine and then the guy shiped it to the testing lab.


The manager said they would call me on friday after the results of the drug test and background check


AND THEY DIDNT CALL MY ASS( SO THAT MEANS THAT MEANS THAT URINE DIDNT WORK) cus my record is clean

(my freind works there and when he got the job along time ago he took the drug test on monday (he used his hb's piss) and they called him on friday


Does anyone know if they will put that on my record now that i faked a drug test??
(i thought that if i faked it they would of called me and told me or filed a lawsuit or something on me because the company wasted money and time on a drug test.

[InsaneAss]

uh.. no. nobody is going to file a lawsuit over a $50 drug test. settle down. be patient. there is no "permanent record". you arent on file with the fbi. calm down. you are fine.

[gonemadwithmary]

Originally Posted by InsaneAss

uh.. no. nobody is going to file a lawsuit over a $50 drug test. settle down. be patient. there is no "permanent record". you arent on file with the fbi. calm down. you are fine.

word. relax man, youll get a call sooner or later.

[Runthru888]

i was suppose to work at best buy, but i failed the drug test part...even after a detox drink. All that happened was i got a call from the lab and some lady was like a doctor would like to speak to u about ur results. The doctor just asked me how much i smoke and then if its prescribed. i said no its not prescribed then the doctor said i cant help u and hung up. so relax kid. dont worry

[Fppunk]

Relax dude im sure they wont file a lawsuit, it's really not worth the time or money over a little fake piss. I passed mine with quick fix for circuit shitty lol they sent it off to a lab to test it so it took em a few days to get back to me.

[Wismoker14]

It's not against the law to fail a piss test dude...lol.

[g0t mike]

im pretty sure they'd let you know that you did not pass so....

[BubbleKushKrshr]

Originally Posted by Wismoker14

It's not against the law to fail a piss test dude...lol.

Unless you're on probation .

[Sleep]

Hahahaha, you're not in any legal trouble... you're not the only one to fail a job drug test.

[Nubasaur]

sucks man...

u should have used gonumber1, i used it, got a job at a electronic store..

then they fired me for having "FUCK" in an email
bastards..

[farmerfunk]

dude i bet they just havent got the results in yet. ive used quickfix for like 4 tests and its passed for me every time..

[Visine!]

If its sent to lab cant they tell if it is synthetic urine?

[up4anything]

don't sweat it. If it's fishy, sometimes they'll have you take a follow-up test. A lot of times, they don't test it at all.

[botanist77]

no call yet, oh yea my quick fix didnt smell like pee. just smelled like nothing.

i dont know if quick fix is suposed to smell like pee.

[frozentearz]

My husband user ultrakleen synthetic and passed a gas chrom(....dont know to spell the rest of that) test for a bank. We figured that since the synthetic urine would dilute it, he used a SMALL bit of his own urine with the synthetic. They say some labs with shake it and that mens urine should foam and also if they made a huge deal about it, there would be DNA in the urine and we could fight it. Plus you get a nice urine aroma for your sample I have heard people say they have passed with a detox drink but everyplace that does a study on them cant seem to find any that actually work.