Most Unique Pipe, whats yours?

Woodsmantoker · #1 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 01:57 AM

I am a carver and create most of my own from Ivory, Jade, rare petrafied woods, etc.

However I have one pipe made from an "Usik" (Oo-sick). What is an Usik you ask.

Some male species hold a greater need for "strength" if you will. Such as the Walrus
In the shaft of the walrus penis is a genuine "boner". However this "bone" is Ivory. For generations native people have used this for cerimonial, medical, and spiritual activities. I however thought it would be hilarious to watch someone face when they were told they have just smoked from the cock of a walrus. And it is!!!

BELIEVE IT!

The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-Fay85_5>[2]</SUP>
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

chiiba · #2 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 02:07 AM

So you're trying to tell me you smoke out of a cock?

reggaemylitis · #3 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 02:08 AM

if i smoked with u and u hadnt told me that i probably would kill you. jk, but thats pretty fucking nasty, even if its been cleaned and what not.

sneak a toke · #4 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 03:28 AM

dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.

Cali Ounces · #5 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 03:54 AM

am i the only one that appreciates the humor in that? hah

what're you scared of, buncha 'phobes.

theshrizzz · #6 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 03:58 AM

yeah it's pretty hilarious i think !

It's just made outta the bone right?

RiseAbove · #7 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 04:02 AM

Yeah I think thats pretty funny. Don't see why'd you have to get all violent over a little joke.

Woodsmantoker · #8 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 04:34 AM

LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD!

Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power.

Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing"

Smokinscientist · #9 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 05:05 AM

Hahaha

"hey man, pass me the baculum..."

enorty · #10 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woodsmantoker

LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD!

Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power.

Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing"

hahaha omfg dude yuou have me laughing so hard right now... this post is absolutely fucking hilarious hahahahaa.

fuckin magical cock power LOL

well no .. im not telling youu i smoke from a pecker HAHAHA wow man

i love you +rep

PennLaxPlayer · #11 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sneak a toke

dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.

You wouldnt do anything stop waving your E-Penis around.

The pipes obviously been cleaned and worked with and not ripped straight from the animal. If anything your willingness to beat him up for what is people have done for Eons is plain ignorance and prejudice and deserves an ass beating more justified then someone not telling you where the ivory was hidden

PennLaxPlayer · #12 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sneak a toke

dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.

Sneak a toke. You seemed a little bit immature for this sight. Happens to be true.

On his User CP his homepage is listed as myspace.com/something or other and it lists his age as 15.

Enjoy the ban.
Thank you admins for the quick response.. Less then 30 seconds lmao.

amc · #13 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:30 AM

hahahahahaha you smoke wood man thats wicked funny
but word i got a water bottle that was a bowl where the cap is and a tub running down the middle to a mouthpiece
shits wicked stealth

intrance · #14 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennLaxPlayer

Enjoy the ban.
Thank you admins for the quick response.. Less then 30 seconds lmao.

Ha ha you got him

Majik90 · #15 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 06:31 PM

Owned, lmao. Sneak a toke is a bitch, and not very smart either for posting his myspace that says hes 15...How dumb are some ppl? lol

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#1 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 01:57 AM
Woodsmantoker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 321	Most Unique Pipe, whats yours? I am a carver and create most of my own from Ivory, Jade, rare petrafied woods, etc. However I have one pipe made from an "Usik" (Oo-sick). What is an Usik you ask. Some male species hold a greater need for "strength" if you will. Such as the Walrus In the shaft of the walrus penis is a genuine "boner". However this "bone" is Ivory. For generations native people have used this for cerimonial, medical, and spiritual activities. I however thought it would be hilarious to watch someone face when they were told they have just smoked from the cock of a walrus. And it is!!! BELIEVE IT! The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-Fay85_5>[2]</SUP> <SUP></SUP> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum __________________ WoOdSmAnToKeR... [SIGPIC] God grant me the serenity to except the things I cannot change, to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Thus, I lobby for Cannabis Law Reform. Last edited by Woodsmantoker; 02-17-2008 at 04:36 AM.

#2 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 02:07 AM
chiiba smokin' that cheeba Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,433	So you're trying to tell me you smoke out of a cock? __________________

#3 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 02:08 AM
reggaemylitis Psychobabble. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,988	if i smoked with u and u hadnt told me that i probably would kill you. jk, but thats pretty fucking nasty, even if its been cleaned and what not. __________________

#4 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 03:28 AM
sneak a toke Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 233	dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.

#5 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 03:54 AM
Cali Ounces Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,898	am i the only one that appreciates the humor in that? hah what're you scared of, buncha 'phobes.

#6 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 03:58 AM
theshrizzz Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 334	yeah it's pretty hilarious i think ! It's just made outta the bone right?

#7 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 04:02 AM
RiseAbove Registered Stoner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 152	Yeah I think thats pretty funny. Don't see why'd you have to get all violent over a little joke. __________________

#8 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 04:34 AM
Woodsmantoker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 321	A good ole hit from the cock pipe LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD! Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power. Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing" __________________ WoOdSmAnToKeR... [SIGPIC] God grant me the serenity to except the things I cannot change, to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Thus, I lobby for Cannabis Law Reform.

#9 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 05:05 AM
Smokinscientist Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, ON Posts: 386	Hahaha "hey man, pass me the baculum..." __________________ I'm so glad to see you once again.

#13 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:30 AM
amc Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 146	hahahahahaha you smoke wood man thats wicked funny but word i got a water bottle that was a bowl where the cap is and a tub running down the middle to a mouthpiece shits wicked stealth

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#15 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 06:31 PM
Majik90 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 56	Owned, lmao. Sneak a toke is a bitch, and not very smart either for posting his myspace that says hes 15...How dumb are some ppl? lol