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02-17-2008, 12:57 AM
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Most Unique Pipe, whats yours?
I am a carver and create most of my own from Ivory, Jade, rare petrafied woods, etc.
However I have one pipe made from an "Usik" (Oo-sick). What is an Usik you ask. Some male species hold a greater need for "strength" if you will. Such as the Walrus In the shaft of the walrus penis is a genuine "boner". However this "bone" is Ivory. For generations native people have used this for cerimonial, medical, and spiritual activities. I however thought it would be hilarious to watch someone face when they were told they have just smoked from the cock of a walrus. And it is!!!  BELIEVE IT! The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-Fay85_5>[2]</SUP> <SUP></SUP> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
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02-17-2008, 01:08 AM
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if i smoked with u and u hadnt told me that i probably would kill you. jk, but thats pretty fucking nasty, even if its been cleaned and what not.
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02-17-2008, 02:28 AM
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dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.
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02-17-2008, 02:54 AM
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am i the only one that appreciates the humor in that? hah
what're you scared of, buncha 'phobes.
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02-17-2008, 02:58 AM
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yeah it's pretty hilarious i think !
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02-17-2008, 03:34 AM
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A good ole hit from the cock pipe
LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD!
Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power. Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing"
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02-17-2008, 04:05 AM
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Hahaha
"hey man, pass me the baculum..."
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hahaha omfg dude yuou have me laughing so hard right now... this post is absolutely fucking hilarious hahahahaa. fuckin magical cock power LOL well no .. im not telling youu i smoke from a pecker HAHAHA wow man i love you +rep |
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The pipes obviously been cleaned and worked with and not ripped straight from the animal. If anything your willingness to beat him up for what is people have done for Eons is plain ignorance and prejudice and deserves an ass beating more justified then someone not telling you where the ivory was hidden 
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On his User CP his homepage is listed as myspace.com/something or other and it lists his age as 15. Enjoy the ban. Thank you admins for the quick response.. Less then 30 seconds lmao.
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" Give a man morter and stone and have him build a wall. That wall means nothing, it only has a purpose and he would piss on it rather then engrave his name into the corner stone. Take that same man and let him put his heart and soul behind it. He would rather die then see you damage it.... let alone destroy it , for behind the wall is not his family, city, or country , It is his pride in his finished work."
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