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Old 02-17-2008, 12:57 AM
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Most Unique Pipe, whats yours?

I am a carver and create most of my own from Ivory, Jade, rare petrafied woods, etc.

However I have one pipe made from an "Usik" (Oo-sick). What is an Usik you ask.

Some male species hold a greater need for "strength" if you will. Such as the Walrus
In the shaft of the walrus penis is a genuine "boner". However this "bone" is Ivory. For generations native people have used this for cerimonial, medical, and spiritual activities. I however thought it would be hilarious to watch someone face when they were told they have just smoked from the cock of a walrus. And it is!!!

BELIEVE IT!

The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-Fay85_5>[2]</SUP>
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:07 AM
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So you're trying to tell me you smoke out of a cock?
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:08 AM
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if i smoked with u and u hadnt told me that i probably would kill you. jk, but thats pretty fucking nasty, even if its been cleaned and what not.
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Old 02-17-2008, 02:28 AM
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dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.
 
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Old 02-17-2008, 02:54 AM
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am i the only one that appreciates the humor in that? hah

what're you scared of, buncha 'phobes.
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Old 02-17-2008, 02:58 AM
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yeah it's pretty hilarious i think !

It's just made outta the bone right?
 
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Old 02-17-2008, 03:02 AM
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Yeah I think thats pretty funny. Don't see why'd you have to get all violent over a little joke.
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Old 02-17-2008, 03:34 AM
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A good ole hit from the cock pipe

LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD!

Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power.

Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing"
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:05 AM
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Hahaha

"hey man, pass me the baculum..."
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LOL, well no I am not tellling you that I smoke from a pecker, I am telling you that if you were new to the Alaska region and you were a first timer in our circle, YOU WOULD!

Some cultures (Japan) break the bone down into a fine powder and use it like viagra. They obviously believe in some sort of magical cock power.

Traditionally (dont ask me why) but in some native cultures here in Alaska: it is a childs first toy. "cant say as I have ever seen anyone actually do such a thing"

hahaha omfg dude yuou have me laughing so hard right now... this post is absolutely fucking hilarious hahahahaa.

fuckin magical cock power LOL


well no .. im not telling youu i smoke from a pecker HAHAHA wow man

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dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.
You wouldnt do anything stop waving your E-Penis around.

The pipes obviously been cleaned and worked with and not ripped straight from the animal. If anything your willingness to beat him up for what is people have done for Eons is plain ignorance and prejudice and deserves an ass beating more justified then someone not telling you where the ivory was hidden
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:28 AM
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dude. thats not even funny to do that to someone. if i ever burned with you, and you told me i just took a cock-hit, my fist would be across your mouth so fast.
Sneak a toke. You seemed a little bit immature for this sight. Happens to be true.

On his User CP his homepage is listed as myspace.com/something or other and it lists his age as 15.


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Old 02-17-2008, 06:30 AM
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hahahahahaha you smoke wood man thats wicked funny
but word i got a water bottle that was a bowl where the cap is and a tub running down the middle to a mouthpiece
shits wicked stealth
 
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Thank you admins for the quick response.. Less then 30 seconds lmao.
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Owned, lmao. Sneak a toke is a bitch, and not very smart either for posting his myspace that says hes 15...How dumb are some ppl? lol
 
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