Ways not to get caught!

[Bud Head]

There's alot of topics goping around the boards about being caught. I thought I woould help these people out by giving advice on how not to get caught!!

1 Don't smoke in your parents house............ If you do expect to be caught sooner or later..

2 Don't have smoking utinsels or MJ in your parents house.

3 Don't come in the house stoned.. You'll get their attention to you..


4 Don't grow in your parents house..


5 If you do any of this and get caught............... Don't bitch. It's not their fault that you are doing things they don't approve of..


Parents that care for their kids don't believe that MJ is good for any reason. It's not their fault. They have their beliefs..


With all that said.......... try to understand your parents point of view. They are the ones with the most to loose!!

[Cali_Toker]

couldnt have said it better

[sensimil]

Dont! sit around the house with your dark sunglasses on during the evening hours.

[Bud Head]

How not to get caught by your parents??


Just read the above post! lol

[Bud Head]

Originally posted by GanjaMom


lmfao..oi bud head!!!!!!..I meantttttttttt ...this post should be calleeeeeed 'how not to get caught by your parents.......'.....basically saying that i AMMMMMM the parent and only worry about the cops...lmao.......any advice for me?...... :P:P:P:P:P

Don't smoke in the police department!!!!!!!!!!!

Or in front of the cops!

[Bud Head]

Originally posted by THC101
dont tell anyone if your growing, you should really only toke in secure areas, you should really only toke with trusted people, or just yourself, and if you orderseeds offline, dont use credit card or any tracable thing, and if they ask for a name on the site write either your name(mis spelled) or a nickname so they cant say its yours, and always have things sent to a secure location where growing wont take place anytime in the near future, is this good info BH? lemme know, im now off to drink

It's good advice! I just want to add one thing to this....

If you have something sent in the mail to you.......... Don't open it for ten days.


If the drug agency is trying to catch you........... if it's not open you can always say you didn't order it!!!!!

As far as credit cards.. It is hard for the drug administrators to prove that you ordered it even if it has your name on it!!

[blackberry]

Originally posted by GanjaMom
lol right on..although i think i'll pass on ordering seeds online..sounds too risky..lol..i think i'm aquiring an established plant in the not too distant future anyway.whoohooooo..so we'll see how that goes....hey thc i'm feelin ya...sucks we have to hit the bottle..lol...i've polished of most of a sake bottle.....head aches im off to bed.....niteeeee kids.......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Actully its very simple. allways order from a well respected company. that has very good stelth. and NEVER get the seeds sent to your growing addgress. and allways i mean allways send cash. moneyorders paypal and credit cards can be traced. i'll show you A very effective way to send cash. get yourself a bubble evelope some tape a pair of sisors and a ordnary white evelope. take the sisors and cut the edges off of the evenlope. and it fold open. tape the money flat in the center. and tape the edges closed then put the evenlope in the bubble evelope. and seal it up and tape it around the seal for added security. I promise you it will get to where its going have sent 150bucks in the mail that way before it has allways worked for me. as for buying illegal things in the mail its quite simple to do. just rember if you have to sighn for it. dont accecpt it. but there very likely not to do a thing. i have goting the finished product from overseas many of times. and never got a knock on the door or lost my order.
peace

[Big Poppa Puff]

Originally posted by GanjaMom
lol right on..although i think i'll pass on ordering seeds online..sounds too risky..lol..i think i'm aquiring an established plant in the not too distant future anyway.whoohooooo..so we'll see how that goes....hey thc i'm feelin ya...sucks we have to hit the bottle..lol...i've polished of most of a sake bottle.....head aches im off to bed.....niteeeee kids.......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do you warm your sake up or drink it at room temp? I like mine nice and toasty all microwaved up.

Also I can't believe Bud didn't post this rule on how not to get caught.

DON"T SMOKE AND DRIVE. Driving is the #1 way of getting caught.

[Bud Head]

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff


Do you warm your sake up or drink it at room temp? I like mine nice and toasty all microwaved up.

Also I can't believe Bud didn't post this rule on how not to get caught.

DON"T SMOKE AND DRIVE. Driving is the #1 way of getting caught.

Because it was how not to get caught by parents!!!lol

[Big Poppa Puff]

Originally posted by Bud Head



Because it was how not to get caught by parents!!!lol

Be nice to me, I can't help it I'm sober!

[adamBC]

only other way to beat the parents is to just blaze all day everyday and constantly get caught with weed and pipes and everything and get in alot of trouble.

then tell them you dont like to smoke alot, but your just doing this to prove your point, that you like it and will do it either way.

then tell them if they just lay off youll totally cut back, then you can still get baked and they wont care, just dont let them know your baked everytime, and dont always come home stoned, you have to make it look like you actually cut back.

this may not work for everyone, it worked for me back in that day. alot of parents will evertually back off, alot of parents will eventually send you to boot camp/boarding school.

make sure you know your 'rents before you attempt said plan.

[Golem-146]

very true BH

[Bud Head]

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff


Be nice to me, I can't help it I'm sober!

Sounds like a personal problem BPP.. You need to get it fixed!!!!!



Critter I agree.. If your smoking don't drive. If you do drive don't go 80 in a 50!!!!!!!

And don't spread the word about having, smoking or growing MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[telluride toker]

Be nice to asshole cops. If a cop starts giving you shit, just be really nice and get away as fast as you can.

[Cali_Toker]

here ya go ganjamom, heres some tips to not get caught by the cops. Dont smoke in your car, everytime ive gotten caught by the cops its cause i was smokin in the car or my car smelled like weed. Also dont keep nothin in you glove department, especially if thats wehre you keep your insurance and registration info , i got caught once by reachin for my insurance card and the cop saw a pipe sittin in the glove box.... those the only tips i can think of.