So my cat broke my bong...

[charactercat]

So I wake up at 2:13 am to the sound of glass crashing against the wall. Apparently my cat was walking on my desk and jump down onto my bong and the bowl broke and seperated form the slide when it hit the wall. Almost all the bong water spilled into the corner of my room! And since it was so early I just took some napkins and soaked it up and left it on a plate on my desk. I wake up and my whole room smells like bong water. Safe to say I Resolve Carpet cleaned the shit outta that spot, vacuumed like a muthafooka, and Fabreezed like the cops were comin! Room smells Fabreeze fresh now.

The bong is okay tho, I just reordered the same exact slide and also a pre-cooler.

Couldn't really be mad cuase my cat has a eye infection in the right eye, so she prolly just couldn't see that shit.

+ as an added bonus, I unfortunatly had my original slide sent to me broke, and all I had to do was take a pic of it broke and they sent me a brand new one. Ima do the same thing this time with my broke one and have my ass a back-up son!





This is what I'll use until I get my new piece...

[hpi]

haha that sucks.

When my cat does something stupid or breaks something which is rare I go to get mad at it and give it a piece of my mind but then I see her and shes all so cute and fluffy and I can't get mad. She looks at me with her little beady eyes and start puring and rubbing on me I just forgive her

[RedSorcerer]

That's a gorgeous bowl bro.
Sorry to see it go. May it rest in peace.

I'm looking forward to seeing your replacement.
=]

[charactercat]

Originally Posted by RedSorcerer

That's a gorgeous bowl bro.
Sorry to see it go. May it rest in peace.

I'm looking forward to seeing your replacement.
=]

Yea that bowl is the shit! It's like an inch wide and an inch deep!

[charactercat]

Just added pics of the pieces Ima use until I get the replacements...

[Bajiggy]

does ur cat ever talk to u and tell u that u need to stop smoking weed? i think its trying to tell u something man, just like the dog in the abovetheinfluence commercial.

[Snaffle]

brake your cat!

Only Kidding

[thc223]

my cat broke my sisters bong a few years ago. we were sitting on our stairs by my porch with the bong between us and my cat tried to walk between us. it fell down one stair and broke in half and chipped, then got worse after it fell down every stair. it was a 2 1/2 footer and was her first bong so we were pretty pissed.
once i was cleaning a $45 pipe and when i was done i rinsed the resin off the outside and it slipped out of my hands and fell like 2 inches into the sink and the whole mouthpiece shattered

[charactercat]

Originally Posted by Bajiggy

does ur cat ever talk to u and tell u that u need to stop smoking weed? i think its trying to tell u something man, just like the dog in the abovetheinfluence commercial.

Nah my cat a pimp trick...LOL. & I don't watch above the influence commercials as I already am above the influence, in fact I'm using it to my advantage. Who is with me??

LOL.

[charactercat]

Originally Posted by thc223

my cat broke my sisters bong a few years ago. we were sitting on our stairs by my porch with the bong between us and my cat tried to walk between us. it fell down one stair and broke in half and chipped, then got worse after it fell down every stair. it was a 2 1/2 footer and was her first bong so we were pretty pissed.

once i was cleaning a $45 pipe and when i was done i rinsed the resin off the outside and it slipped out of my hands and fell like 2 inches into the sink and the whole mouthpiece shattered

I broke my slide the first time cleaning it in my sink...LOL. I feel your pain, some buuuulllshhhhiiitttt.

[charactercat]

Originally Posted by Snaffle

brake your cat!

Only Kidding

On the real tho, she don't fuck around son...

She done been fucked me up when I first got her and she had claws. She a thug on no bullshit. But then she be all small and kitten like...fur chinchilla soft. I can't be mad.