Have you ever had "couch lock"?

[AngrySmoker]

Originally Posted by StickyGanja

I have never experienced it yet in the 9 months i've been smoking.

Ya it can be fun but if you smoke afghani black hash you can end up falling asleep and waking up and smoking more untill you pass out again
you wake up three days later after getting a Q of afghan and you have none left
It's like buyen three days in dreamland for a rip of 70 euros what is the underworld coming to

[TheUsersAreReal]

Couch lock is one of my favorite things. My mind simply runs amock about anything and everything. When my eyes are staring at the wall for four hourse, you can be sure that my mind is probably reading a book or exploring the deep crevices on Europa. Marijuana, for me, is the ultimate focusing-agent... I just don't have a choice on what thing I'm currently fascinating.

[pistolgrip]

couch lock isnt some big fucking trip experience... its just being really high and not wanting to move...

[TheUsersAreReal]

Originally Posted by pistolgrip

couch lock isnt some big fucking trip experience... its just being really high and not wanting to move...

Couch lock is not seeing the point of getting up.

[Highbinder]

Originally Posted by TheUsersAreReal

Couch lock is not seeing the point of getting up.

Couch lock is not needing to move.

[theVirtuoso]

There's times i'm so high i can barely move.

There's times i'm so high i don't want to move.

There's times i'm in that high my lower body, mostly my legs feel like they are attached to my seat... and I feel like I weigh 500 pounds.

My three couchlocks.

[derb(derb)]

I ate some firecrackers with about 2 grams of dank in em a weekend or 2 ago, and i was cemented to my friends couch, i pretty much didn't move the whole night but i had great time

[devils32391]

lol u no ur high when u vote on the poll as no for cough lock... i read it and assumed it mean being stuck in a cough or something

[kang413]

Originally Posted by suburbantoker

You need to upgrade your weed if you haven't felt the need to sit on a couch with a bag of cheetos in nine months of smoking.

amen to that brothah.

haha yeah couch lock is he pits. its like as if when your sitting there in the most awkward position u just cant move.

[IWubMarijuana]

Yeah, I took a massive bowl and then it got layered to the brim with kief. I one hit snapped it... shouldn't have. Felt my throat turn inside out as I took the hit, coughed for like two minutes, SUPER hardcore coughing, my eyes rolled into my head, I layed back, and then proceeded to watch a friend take a similar hit.

I was on the floor for about half an hour rolling back and forth saying "You died" while trying not to laugh so hard I exploded.

[wh1tn3y420]

yea if u havent had couck lock u need to get yourself some good indica and a couch

[grapeALICIOUS]

all the time in my poolhouse hahaha

[bloody79O]

Originally Posted by doijamoijaface

yeah i got couchlock, and then i had to go to work. fuuuuuuuuuuck

man do i hear you there. and my job is to unpack heavy boxes. double fuuuuuuuck.

[kush<>~]

I voted yes b/c I have/do smoke indica. For the most part, prefer sativa.

[JTericsson]

I love it. I sometimes can't feel my face. I will literally sit there for HOURS and touch my face. Wierdest shit ever man.