Have you ever had "couch lock"?

[Rlntsum]

lol i get couch lock regularly the worst time was when my friends decided they wanted to have a a smoke-a-thon at my house and we smoked about half and oz of straight bong rips..and my friend has zong and i was sittin in my recliner watching beerfest and when it went off all 4 of us watched dvd menu screen for an hour and i was just sittin there with that classic thought in my head "DEAR GOD IM FUCKEDDDD UP" then i went into an intense laughing spell that made my ribs hurt.

[dle_240]

Yes I have before. After smoking a blunt and like 20 bowls a piece with some friends after not smoking for 3 months and being on this new med. I felt like I couldn't move. lol I had to craw into bed.

[li surfer99]

i piked up a quarter ounce of sum insane bud and i smoked 6 ice bongs of it to my face while listing to lil wayne ill never remeber that day it was so nuts

[Toy-de-doy-de]

haha i got that smoking a half ounch with 3 other kids. got fucking ripped all i can remember is watching young frankin stian while eating chunky tamatoe soup hahahah

[GrayWolf]

flowing with the music and then I snap out of it and im like whoa dude im fkn ripped.

Ah I love weed SO much [/quote]


i love when that happens i say the same thing... Whoa, Dude im fucking ripped

[Vikesfan911]

oooooh bud. I've had couchlock so many times. Its not horrible. Its sort of relaxing sometimes haha

[zomger]

My buddy grew some dank shit that we smoked. It was the first time I had had any sort of quality bud.

After 3 bong rips I was glued to the floor.

I literally could not move for 5 minutes I just laid there.

Then they packed another bowl and I could magically move again

[sgt. Flowers]

i once had couch lock whilst driving
it was pretty cool untill i saw that i was going 80 on a back road with a speed limit of 25



god i love racing

[BubbleFunker]

Almost always after my mom's or my ganja brownies.

[Highbinder]

Originally Posted by Neverwill

couch lock = justice

i love sitting their playing halo 3

Yah I was couch locked the other week for about 9 hours playing halo, then I watched a movie and fell asleep on said couch, woke up, and played halo with my buddies for another 5-6 hours.. Heavy case of couch-lock

[Chino1130]

There have been nights were I thought I was the couch....

[sky]

Sometimes couchlock is the only way to relax after a long day.

[Ba1lz420]

the most extreme couch lock i experienced was after comming home from disneyland with my two best friends, and we rolled on 2 orange crowns while we were there...when we came home we smoked about a half ounce on a couch, and idn't get up until 5 in the morning.

[doijamoijaface]

yeah i got couchlock, and then i had to go to work. fuuuuuuuuuuck

[F0ur2zer0]

me and a couple ppl threw down on an o of some fire one weekend and we smoked it all then went running for like a half an hour around the town because this kid needed to loose weight for wrestling.. well anyways after running for like a half hour we get back to his house and we all just pass the fuck out i was chillen on the couch my cuz was in the kitchen and ppl were in various places sleeping or just too fucked up to move lol... they called it grim creeper.. but i think its the same thing as couch lock idk there was that and the first time i smoked trainwreck we smoked like 2 grams between me and by buddy in the forest next thing i knew i woke up and my friend was like holy shit dude wtf!!! hahah i felt so ripped i just went home and passed the fuck out woke up the next morning in a strange daze never had that feeling again but im hoping for it