Stoner Chicks - A discussion (this thread neither disses, nor praises them)

[jkrane]

The human female is one subject that I know very little about.

The subject of the human female stoner simply boggles my mind!

There is one girl in my class, I'll name her C. I don't have any problems with her. She's 23 years old (I'm 20), and she's very high-strung- very anxious and stressed. I can completely understand why. She wakes up at 5:30 am every weekday, busses from way out in the dickens to get to school in the city, and then goes to work a shift at Loeb (a canadian grocery store chain). She needs to smoke trees to stay sane, and I can identify with her 100%. She's very down-to-earth and she has a good head on her shoulders.

She only smokes Js every day at break with her girls. I asked her if she had a 5-piece on her, and she said her girls did. I don't like this one blonde bitch, so I didn't really feel comfortable buying trees off her.

I thought to myself..."oh man, I'm gonna have to buy trees from this bitch, and she's probably gonna have garbage!"

...so anyways...I meet C, and her two friends (one of them being the blonde bitch), and blondie pulls out a bag and hands me a small nug. I gave her the money, thanked her, and I looked at it...

OMFG! The nug was fucking frosted like a mother-fucker! It had this pungent stink like a skunk's ass was dipped in melted skittles! I said casually, "hmm...not bad..." And I went to go smoke it. The weight was a little low (0.4g) but I'm not gonna complain because it was eyeballed in -15 o C weather, from blondie's personal stash.

10 being amsterdam weed, it was deffinately an 8/10. It's a level up from the nuggs I normally smoke (I usually get the 6.5-7/10 shit)

C's relationship with weed can be described as such:

She only smokes the good shit. She won't even look at weed that is less than a 7/10.
She and her girls only smoke Js and blunts.

C told me that she has to "baby-sit" her friends. She makes sure they get their little asses to class, she looks out for them, and makes decisions for them. She's the mother hen and her girls are her little chicklets...ROFL!

C and her friends don't look like the stereotypical stoner. They dress in the latest fashions, they're hygene is good, and they don't look like those "earthy-hippie-lefty-activist" chicks you would see at a protest rally.

These girls are the exact opposite. They're spoiled (with the exception of C), they have cars and nice clothes, and they're all very high-strung and high maintenence. These girls have serious attitude, personality, and relationship problems.


I don't really understand what's going here...

Why is someone as mature as C hanging around with these losers? These girls are my age (20), but with the maturity of spoiled 13-yr olds.

LOL! blondie even has a son!...actually, not LOL. I feel bad for the young tyke.

Why doesn't weed mellow them out?

From a biological standpoint, does Cannabis agree more with men, than with women?

Where are the...fuck...I can't even think of another question to ask...

You guys and girls on GC have gotta help me out here...

Sorry for the long-ass rant.

[cire215]

they could just be weirdos. and in my experiences, the friends fuck up ur moves with the mother hen. that, or she's cold. as far as why they're smoking, no idea. sound like weirdos to me.

[hOoLiGaN xD]

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

lol.

(Women... I don't personally believe men are better than you, but this site is somewhat funny and this post reminded me of it. Please don't eat me.)

[jkrane]

Originally Posted by cire215

they could just be weirdos. and in my experiences, the friends fuck up ur moves with the mother hen. that, or she's cold. as far as why they're smoking, no idea. sound like weirdos to me.

lol...I'm not trying to make moves on C (not my type...not by a long-shot), just trying to some make sense of her and her "girls"

[Cali Ounces]

Now that you come to mention it, all my girl smoking buddies are way more high strung than I. And most of them smoke three times as much as I.

definitely food for thought.

[hpi]

Why does every fucken thread on this site that mentions girls the word bitch is mentioned.

Oh I had a bunch of bitches over everyday
This stuipd bitch did this
the stupid bitch did that

Why call them bitches? You have no respect at all.

Btw weed doesn't mellow everyone out, makes some people excited and active and others chills them out.

[idontcare]

not everyone fits into a stereotype. they like to smoke bomb weed, what's the big deal?

[doob3r]

show me a 19-23 yearold girl who isnt spastic and youll win the nobel piece prize lol.

[ajb673]

haha honestly man i think your just over analyzing things...

[whitewarrior]

Why does she have to be a "bitch"?

[pyro818]

i remember the first time i smoked with a high end girl like the girls that work in hollister and shit like that.
tripped me the fuck out how they would hit a blunt harder than some of the guys in the cirlce. haha!
but trust me some girls are just stupid like that. i know plenty of girls AND guys who act even stupider when high, like they think their the shiiiiiieeet (katt williams)
it may have to do something with weeed affecting people differently.
like i get super quiet most of the times when im high.
and ive seen people that cant stop talking when there high.
just.....fuck it.....smoke a blunt with them and keep living life.....and ya i say fuck them 2 cuz they sound kinda hot.

[suburbantoker]

Most stoner chicks that I know are straight up nasty. Some are hot like the preppy party smokers, but most of the every day stoner chicks are overweight, nasty complexion, wear black clothing with chains and shit. Not something I want to be a part of.

[JollyRoger227]

Originally Posted by hpi

Why does every fucken thread on this site that mentions girls the word bitch is mentioned.

Oh I had a bunch of bitches over everyday
This stuipd bitch did this
the stupid bitch did that

Why call them bitches? You have no respect at all.

Btw weed doesn't mellow everyone out, makes some people excited and active and others chills them out.

You're an amazing person!

Uh, I'm a chick, I prolly smoke more weed than any guy I know, I dress well and I'm not high strung, and neither are a lot of females I chill with

I don't get why none of you guys think there are NORMAL women who blaze? We DO exist, seriously

[pbmike15]

I laughed at a few parts of your post.. "C and her friends don't look like the stereotypical stoner. They dress in the latest fashions, they're hygene is good, and they don't look like those "earthy-hippie-lefty-activist" chicks"

And the part about amsterdam weed. I know you're assuming that their weed is top of the line, but its really not. Search the user AK Infinity and click his thread "To Infinity and Beyond" (something like that). It explains about the weed in the dam.

I don't really understand chicks period but stoner chicks are still chicks.. Not everybody has to get along.

[LucySD420]

I smoke more than most guys i know and im not your steriotypical stoner girl. I work at American Eagle (and smoke in thereback room too lol). I (try) not to smoke anything but the dankest bud i can get my hands on. we do exsist...but them being all high stung and shit....well thats just werid.