Anyone play videogames? (funny story inside)

[Phillip_Welling]

I briefly told this one in another topic, but for the sake of the topic I will tell it in detail.

It's 12:30 AM. I am at my computer, and decide to smoke some hash.
3 minutes later...
It's 12:33 AM. I am at my computer, and decide to play some Mount&Blade. A brief description, M&B is a combat engine 'posing' as a game. The original game (still in development) lacks in depth storyline and basic RPG elements. The battle in this game, though, is the shit. It's set (the original) in the 1200's. Fictional kingdoms who represent historic ones (there is a mongol-like faction, a viking one etc).

I load up a Rome mod and begin playing (I am pretty stoned at this point). I have a party of about 60 good soldiers with me and I'm attacking a germanic castle with like 55 soldiers inside. I would have won this battle without a doubt had things gone the way I planned. While I was building the siege equipment, a germanic general with about 100 soldiers attacked me. It was me and my 60 guys vs 150 of theirs.

Needless to say, My 60 got their ass kicked managing to take about 50 of theirs (I picked dudes useful in a castle siege, but now this was taking place in a forest). I rode around their 100 guys shooting my bow. they were mostly foot soldiers so I got them good. Now, as I was shooting at them, I was thinking in this mafia voice. As I rode around shooting at them berserkers, I kept saying things in this funny breathy mobster voice.

"Hey, you like that shit? Fuck you." I said "Fuck you" in a funny ass voice whenever one of the dudes put their shields up so my arrow went to waste. "Come here motherfucker. You like arrows bitch?" Basically I said a bunch of scarface shit before I was finally knocked off my horse and they chopped me up. They had only 20 soldiers left.
Throughout the whole ordeal, there were a few times where I said something absolutely hilarious and cracked up about it.

I was wondering how other people on here acted when they played games while under the influence of THC. How do other people on here act when they play games under the influence of THC?

[PurpleWidow?]

hahahahahahahah completely random story about a game ive neve heard of much?

i looooove grabbing my guitar and doing all sorts of moves and shredding a song on guitar hero 3

the game is sooo easy so we have contests on the side about who can do the best moves while on a note streak

[Blix]

I basically do the same thing playing Diablo 2. I'll run around slaying demons and be like
"Come here you little fucker" "How you like that bitch". I just basically try to psych them
out as I'm stabbing them, which is pretty rediculous because it's a video game. They can't
hear me. But it is fun.

[CAZx7]

i love playing resistance or warhawk stoned. especially warhawk-i love flying around and driving.

[binary]

lol when I play Warcraft 3 high it feels like I am playing in 3D it's so fun.

[Munga]

Max Payne on weed was good stuff. Especially bullet time.

[stash_up]

haha thats one funny-ass random story.

first time i played Halo 2 high on xbox live i was really really stoned, just been in this huge shoot-out and i dive behind a wall for cover but my shields are real low and theres just a voice in my head saying "fuckin hell they're gonna find, shit i'm gonna be dead i'm gonna be dead any second!!" then i snapped back to reality and realised i was sat in my room playing xbox, got kinda caught up in the moment but it was really crazy stuff, great fun.

[calicheese23]

Lumines Live is the shit

Elder Scrolls Oblivion is awesome stoned

[Xodus]

haha i love playing halo 2 and halo 3 on live stoned at my friends house with a bunch of people. shit is so ridiculous and im so bad at it stoned. we get caught up in the moment all the time. and this one kid always talks mad shit even though he sucks. and my friends name is DieNow01 so everyone is like yeah you die now dienow and shit...

[wak]

i kick ass at Guitar Hero 2 but only when im stoned. CoD4 tomorro !!

[dmeyer07]

Cs 1.6

[Dismembered]

Team Fortress 2 is the best game stoned. Whip out an engineer, lay down a turret. Then you roll a joint as people pass by and die.

[hippy_man99]

dude i used to play diablo and Starcraft all the time... until i lost the disks and got a new computer...

and i used to play my original nintendo, and sega genesis! we had this garage at the place i used to live in... It was a detached garage back behind our house... In there, we had a couch, TV with bunny ears, attached nintendo, super nes, and sega. Plus a Stereo system with a bunch of CDs...

Me and my housemates would sit for hours out there... smokin our brains out and playin games... In the spring and Summer we'd go out there to watch the Price is right.... at 11 AM... with the garage door open and the sun shining through.... it was the best smoke place ever.

We beat had sooo many games too.... oh man... Zelda 1 and 2, Mario 1 and 3, Zelda for SNES, Sonic 1,2,and 3, NHL 97, 94, and 96... and so many more i can't remember...

now since we've moved out my old roommate has my nintendo and sega... (I asked him to hold on to it for me when i went overseas for the summer, they stop working if you don't play mine for a long time...)

i gotta get those back!!!! man... i'm callin that kid TODAY!

wow that rambled on a bit eh? must be that spliff talkin... hehehe


peace and a lot!
Hippy

[Cork]

SOCOM: US Navy SEALS 3 ONLINE

best game ever.

i tried playing Age of Empires III when i was baked. . . no luck.

it was the story mode and it was a rather hard level, but nothing i couldn't handle sober. im actually very good at the game. but when i try to play it high, i get lost, forget what im doing, can't move my army quick enough to battle before the town is destroyed, can't seem to find the right ratio of worker to soldier, or the right ratio of workers for obtaining money/wood/food.

i just kept fucking it up. i restarted the level 3 times and every time i just got confused.

i gave up eventually.

lol

[Heavenly Scythe]

Playing Crysis while high is the best ever