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Started by nizate , Sep 21 2007 04:50 PM

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 04:50 PM

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These are some uses I just came up with. almost 100% guaranty any of these things will work!! :smoke: I'm stoned as hell

Water your marijuana harvest to get even higher when you smoke the crop.

Dump it in a douchebag's car when the window cracks on a hot day.

Put lots of koolaid mix in it, stick it in an ice tray, put toothpicks in it, freeze it, and have Popsicles that may or may not get you blazed and or vomiting.

Load it in a squirtgun

Sprinkle around your garden to deter deer and rabbits

You got any? :smoke:

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 04:57 PM

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Half of that shit wouldn't work.

My favoritest name to be called is "troll" because Blutteufel
the leader of the mean people who wants to kill me posted a picture that
showed a list of things that trolls do and I didnt do even ONE thing, how dumb is that????
Wait HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If you take out the L from Blutteufel it turns into BUTTeufel!!!!!!!
So that is what I am going to call him from now on....

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:01 PM

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These are some uses I just came up with. almost 100% guaranty any of these things will work!! :smoke: I'm stoned as hell

Water your marijuana harvest to get even higher when you smoke the crop.

Dump it in a douchebag's car when the window cracks on a hot day.

Put lots of koolaid mix in it, stick it in an ice tray, put toothpicks in it, freeze it, and have Popsicles that may or may not get you blazed and or vomiting.

Load it in a squirtgun

Sprinkle around your garden to deter deer and rabbits

You got any? :smoke:


1)No

2)Maybe

3) Disgusting and pointless

4)No

5)No.

A certain word is censored. So? Superjoint pays for the City so that we all can chill with our fellow stoners. I think we're lucky to have the City. Just deal with certain things. We all have to deal with things that we may not agree with.

Sounds a lot like what Mr. Bush has to say about homeland security. How disappointing.

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:05 PM

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1)No

2)Maybe

3) Disgusting and pointless

4)No

5)No.



Dude... a squirt gun with fucking bong water would be tight.


Haha, you could make someone all bong smelly all day long. great shit
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:07 PM

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Dude... a squirt gun with fucking bong water would be tight.


Haha, you could make someone all bong smelly all day long. great shit


Haha nice. I made my brother some iced tea with bong water once when he was really pissin' me off.

My favoritest name to be called is "troll" because Blutteufel
the leader of the mean people who wants to kill me posted a picture that
showed a list of things that trolls do and I didnt do even ONE thing, how dumb is that????
Wait HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If you take out the L from Blutteufel it turns into BUTTeufel!!!!!!!
So that is what I am going to call him from now on....

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:14 PM

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Dude... a squirt gun with fucking bong water would be tight.


Haha, you could make someone all bong smelly all day long. great shit

Been there, done that with douche...It made a girl throw up. I can't even imagine what bong water would do to people. I would have to REALLY hate someone to do this, because it's super dick.

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:17 PM

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lol fuckin jesus guys. that was cool and sick. a bong water squirt gun? i would do it but alot of my friends are bigger then me and would kill me lol. the bong water tea? wtf is that lol thats super gross no one i know drinks tea exept for some chicks and chicks have enough mental/physical problems why add more? lol fucking funny tho


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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:20 PM

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the bong water tea? wtf is that lol thats super gross no one i know drinks tea exept for some chicks and chicks have enough mental/physical problems why add more? lol fucking funny tho



It's not tea, it's iced tea, man. It's different.

My favoritest name to be called is "troll" because Blutteufel
the leader of the mean people who wants to kill me posted a picture that
showed a list of things that trolls do and I didnt do even ONE thing, how dumb is that????
Wait HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If you take out the L from Blutteufel it turns into BUTTeufel!!!!!!!
So that is what I am going to call him from now on....

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:21 PM

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If you wana try a bong water popsicle, be my guest. But thats just fucking disgusting.

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 06:53 PM

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Damn, I just drink the bong water...tastes good to me...

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 06:56 PM

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bong water enema?

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 07:08 PM

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^^^^ ok that one takes the cake.
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 08:09 PM

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I like the squirt-gun bit. Seems rather hilarious! Back in the days, kids would put pool acid in the guns and go shoot peoples cars with them, hence ruining the paint jobs. The bong water sounds better.

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 08:13 PM

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Dude... a squirt gun with fucking bong water would be tight.


Haha, you could make someone all bong smelly all day long. great shit

lol you'd have to filter that shit of all the ash 'n clumps tho

I can just see some dumb ass dumping it directly from the bong in a super soaker 'n jumping out going 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sucka!' only to get a 2 foot tiny spurt of brown water before a bit of burnt stem clogs the shit outta the pump part

lol almost be like that scene in pulp fiction with the crazy dude firing random before getting his ass taken out

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 08:26 PM

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bong water enema?



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My favoritest name to be called is "troll" because Blutteufel
the leader of the mean people who wants to kill me posted a picture that
showed a list of things that trolls do and I didnt do even ONE thing, how dumb is that????
Wait HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If you take out the L from Blutteufel it turns into BUTTeufel!!!!!!!
So that is what I am going to call him from now on....

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 09:46 PM

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My biology teacher said he knew someone that "smoked the bong water." Not sure how they figured that one out.. maybe boiling the water leaves resin?

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 02:15 PM

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My biology teacher said he knew someone that "smoked the bong water." Not sure how they figured that one out.. maybe boiling the water leaves resin?

more like your biology teacher is retarded.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 06:01 PM

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he probably knew someone who DRANK the bong water.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 06:41 PM

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i used to always pour my bongwater on my plant. I would also blow it hits sometimes. I dont care if it helped or not.
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Posted 22 September 2007 - 07:14 PM

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i think bong water would be less than beneficial to a plant. fyi i dont care that you dont care.
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