me high long time,.,.rant

namron_420s · #1 (**permalink**) 04-07-2003, 02:56 PM

thisr ant is a thc soaked totally wrecked venture through my head....
time is as plastic as a spork
it is bendable and pliable at your discretion, each and every time you pick up a bong, time slows down, not because it does on clocks, but your true perception of time is altered
i got super stoned with my best friend that im banned from,his mom went to louisianna, so we toked all day, hes made up some new bong technology, lol, have to see it to understand it..also, i have now reached Excalibong clearing level 1....full load, ripped...lol, i think i made room for the smoke between my ears.
sex high is the mother fucking greatest, got my girl to smoke with me friday night, and oh god, it was the best sex i have ever had, and she is really getting great at giving head
oh..maybe i told too much with that one
we busted out the tent and smoked it out, the smoke dome was erected in honor to his big break from tokeage

im super fucking tired from work
oh yeah, i got my weed from the guy that stole money from me, he came clean, admitted to stealing it, and gave me a fat sack to compensate for anger.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAHH!!
lil
am i
time is bendable....time can stretch, time isnt as complicated as it is made out to be..you can ;time travel; with a bong.

IGotTheCottons · #2 (**permalink**) 04-07-2003, 03:20 PM

lol. hell yeah you can time travel with a bong. you can time travel with hallucinogens too

Skreebly · #3 (**permalink**) 04-08-2003, 06:02 AM

damn straight.... the time machine will probably be the name of the next piece i get lol

KraziHare · #4 (**permalink**) 04-08-2003, 06:10 AM

I saw a Delorean once.

Future KraziHare: "Krazi, don't post on the 'me high long time,.,.rant' thread! For the love of...

...aw damn it. Oh well, nevermind then. Don't smoke that black fuzzy stuff you found under your bed, it's not weed. uh, bye"

me: "wait! what's the future like?"

Future Me: "eh... s'okay. gotta go now"

*zaaaapoow*

I'm gonna go see about the brown stuff under my couch now.

Stylez1877 · #5 (**permalink**) 04-08-2003, 09:24 PM

dude..nam..
you dont know how much sense you make to me
it seems like the post is a rant
but its SO FREAKIN TRUE!!!
thats exactly true!
cant wait for me to get high so I can rant some more..!

Digit · #6 (**permalink**) 04-08-2003, 10:07 PM

yup

WanusPieHole · #7 (**permalink**) 04-09-2003, 01:51 PM

when im high, i can rant for freakin like ten days, and finally friends will just tell me to shut up, and then i start ranting about why i was ranting, lol, its great. i gotta blaze sometime soon, i havent done so in like 3 weeks and i have a quarter...

stonie jo · #8 (**permalink**) 03-21-2006, 03:26 PM

*pop*

PurpHazey · #9 (**permalink**) 03-21-2006, 05:16 PM

Your rant is to short!! Smoke some more then try again

sloppyjoe · #10 (**permalink**) 03-21-2006, 06:10 PM

That rant made we want to watch Donnie Darko yo! I have to get blazed and watch that 2 night. Time machine son! JOE>

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#1 (permalink) 04-07-2003, 02:56 PM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	me high long time,.,.rant thisr ant is a thc soaked totally wrecked venture through my head.... time is as plastic as a spork it is bendable and pliable at your discretion, each and every time you pick up a bong, time slows down, not because it does on clocks, but your true perception of time is altered i got super stoned with my best friend that im banned from,his mom went to louisianna, so we toked all day, hes made up some new bong technology, lol, have to see it to understand it..also, i have now reached Excalibong clearing level 1....full load, ripped...lol, i think i made room for the smoke between my ears. sex high is the mother fucking greatest, got my girl to smoke with me friday night, and oh god, it was the best sex i have ever had, and she is really getting great at giving head oh..maybe i told too much with that one we busted out the tent and smoked it out, the smoke dome was erected in honor to his big break from tokeage im super fucking tired from work oh yeah, i got my weed from the guy that stole money from me, he came clean, admitted to stealing it, and gave me a fat sack to compensate for anger. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAHH!! lil am i time is bendable....time can stretch, time isnt as complicated as it is made out to be..you can ;time travel; with a bong. __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#2 (permalink) 04-07-2003, 03:20 PM
IGotTheCottons Juggernaut/Psychonaut Join Date: May 2002 Location: Smokin the dankest herbs, goin to the dopest parties, and having the best times - OF MY LIFE! Posts: 16,301 Blog Entries: 2	lol. hell yeah you can time travel with a bong. you can time travel with hallucinogens too __________________ GC Rules \| Read BEFORE Posting In Pandora's Box \|MDMA Info \| My Pickups

#3 (permalink) 04-08-2003, 06:02 AM
Skreebly Old School Stoner Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mi Posts: 1,354	damn straight.... the time machine will probably be the name of the next piece i get lol __________________ Stand for something, or fall for anything

#4 (permalink) 04-08-2003, 06:10 AM
KraziHare Likes Carrots Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Somewhere... probably Posts: 2,448	I saw a Delorean once. Future KraziHare: "Krazi, don't post on the 'me high long time,.,.rant' thread! For the love of... ...aw damn it. Oh well, nevermind then. Don't smoke that black fuzzy stuff you found under your bed, it's not weed. uh, bye" me: "wait! what's the future like?" Future Me: "eh... s'okay. gotta go now" zaaaapoow I'm gonna go see about the brown stuff under my couch now. __________________ Nonfamiliarity makes you scared to see the beauty in front of your eyes, you're thinking narrowly. Everything is an unpredictable occurrence if you've experienced everything except the purpose.

#5 (permalink) 04-08-2003, 09:24 PM
Stylez1877 Stoner-Pornstar-Mod Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,585	dude..nam.. you dont know how much sense you make to me it seems like the post is a rant but its SO FREAKIN TRUE!!! thats exactly true! cant wait for me to get high so I can rant some more..! __________________ Nutrients/Bugs/Various Problems Guide Germination step by step Growing Vocabulary

#6 (permalink) 04-08-2003, 10:07 PM
Digit Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,829	yup

#7 (permalink) 04-09-2003, 01:51 PM
WanusPieHole stoner guitarist Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 36	next time im high at my house i'll come post here when im high, i can rant for freakin like ten days, and finally friends will just tell me to shut up, and then i start ranting about why i was ranting, lol, its great. i gotta blaze sometime soon, i havent done so in like 3 weeks and i have a quarter...

#8 (permalink) 03-21-2006, 03:26 PM
stonie jo Old School Stoner Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 713	pop

#9 (permalink) 03-21-2006, 05:16 PM
PurpHazey Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY Posts: 432	Your rant is to short!! Smoke some more then try again __________________ Time TO FLy!!

#10 (permalink) 03-21-2006, 06:10 PM
sloppyjoe Just High I Guess Join Date: May 2005 Location: where I'm at Posts: 2,107	That rant made we want to watch Donnie Darko yo! I have to get blazed and watch that 2 night. Time machine son! JOE>

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