How to Pass a Drug Test if you Smoke Cannabis.

[StayBlazed420]

I have a question. It may be dumb, I don't know. Why do you go so elaborate with the taping of the Elmer's Glue bottle? Would it not be simpler to tape it to the inside of your leg and be done with it?

[Malo]

its like ya read my mind.
im about to apply for a small city job

what kind of drug test do you think they will give me.
oh and its just a small time job

[sIlVeRpIsTiL]

My best advise to give is if you have the money invest in a whizzinator. I just recently purchased one and used it for a job dt and i just got the results back and boy am i happy.

[eyec0n]

So my situations is that i've been a heavy smoker of the pot since I was 16 (im 22). I recently got offered a good position in my company thats fulltime + great benifits. I haven't been smoking for about 3 days and i've been taking 2 x 500mg Niacin pills (per day) plus excersizing more. I dont know when my test is, at min. next week, at most... a month?

I'm hoping the excersize + Niacin and water will help get my levels back into range. However in case it wont, I bought this stuff called Urine Luck(formula 6.9). Basicly its two viles, they are about the size of my pinky and what you do is fill the sample 3/4th's full and add the viles in. The content of the viles is supposed to destroy thc metabolites so you'll pass with flying colors up. Since the vials are about the size of my pinky, i'm gonna tape the vials to my cock, and when i'm done peeing I can easily just open and empty the viles - and it only looks like i'm playing myself a little bit. I tried taping them on to see how good it'll work and the vials stay attatched after jumping jacks, so I think i'll be ok as long as I dont get a boner and bust through the tape.

Thoughts? Suggestions? I think i'm good to go.

[kirscovitch]

i have never tried it, (drinking water always worked for me) but taking a lont of zinc tablets is supposed to work too. makes you itch like hell but is supposed to work.

[eyec0n]

Originally Posted by kirscovitch

i have never tried it, (drinking water always worked for me) but taking a lont of zinc tablets is supposed to work too. makes you itch like hell but is supposed to work.

in the future... if you haven't tried it and cant give me a link - I woudn't bother "contributing."

[sIlVeRpIsTiL]

My best bet was the whizzinator but if don't have the money for i would recomend quick fix it's a synthectic urine. I havent heard of the stuff you got and theres a possibilty it might work but one thing to be for sure on is that its two ounces of piss when you give it to the doctoor or whoever because i came up a little short when i was done and almost had to reatake but none the less good luck.

[Flemian]

To pass a drug test just go to a vitamin shoppe and buy QCarbo32 it works 100%. I smoked the day before then drank the stuff 3 hours before the test and passed. Pissed 8 times before hand too. The test came back clean.

[chemosupremo]

Originally Posted by sIlVeRpIsTiL

My best advise to give is if you have the money invest in a whizzinator. I just recently purchased one and used it for a job dt and i just got the results back and boy am i happy.

i did the same and im just as happy with it!

[Gumbo]

Excellent post + rep.

I laughed out loud at the suggestion to eat asparagus for the sole purpose of irritating the lab people!

[sykrene]

I'm kinda lucky. My grandpa's got a prescription for lasix. It's a blood thinner, it dehydrates you, take 2-3 hours before a test and it dilutes it. If I ever have a test on 1-2 day notice I'll drink lots of water, niacin (not sure if it helps in the long run, but it does turn the diluted piss yellow) and that.

My one drug test, for my job, I passed by not smoking for a month. That's more than enough time for heavy smokers. It was funny, that night i hotboxed my car with three blunts, lol.

[Swa_Swa]

I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol I passed.

I took 4 extra strength Excedrin 250 mg (with caffine and acetaminophen) 3 hours before. I drank 2 gallons of water and 64 oz Gatorade. I also took half a bottle of b12 but my piss was still clear and to top it off 1500 mg niacin no-flush (3 pills). I went in pissed clear. The person who administered the test said I might have to take it again and asked why my piss was so clear. I just told here straight up I went to taco bell right before and had 2 huge 32 oz sodas and that mountain dew is a laxative. I really do doubt the niacin does anything.

As long as you piss clear and can keep your creatine levels up you should be fine. Most labs do check for dilution but with clear piss it should put you down under a threshold of 50mg thc.

[Alphå]

I learned a bit about niacin since making this post.

What it does is dilate your capillaries , allowing for greater blood flow from your cells. This allows toxins and waste to be moved more efficiently. You don't want the 'no flush' type of niacin since it won't dilate your capilaries. The flush is caused by your blood coming close to the outer layers of skin.

Endurance products co makes a 500mg tablet of niacin. Its best to start with half that, and take it for about a week every day with a meal. Most tablets have a line where you can cut them in half. Take a small dose (like 50-100mg) for a few days. When the flushing seems to get less intense, up the dose. Don't exceed more then 1000mg a day. It can really fuck with your liver and cause heart and respiratory problems. You dont need that much anyways.

Do this 3 or 4 weeks before your test. If you do this too close to your test you will make your result positive for THC.

The reason I taped the glue bottle so much was because I wanted it to be absolutely secure to my body. I did not want to walk funny or have the thing fall out my pantleg.