How to Pass a Drug Test if you Smoke Cannabis.

[Alphå]

Originally Posted by bigballer9381

okay so im on probation and ive been smoking dro by the blunts for the past two weeks...so my thc levels are probably very high. I just quit on wed. or thursday i cant remember but one of those days i stopped smoking. I just found out my test is on monday which is like a week earlier than i thought it was gonna be. Last time i was taught how to pass a dt they told me to take niacin and shit so ive been taking that and i just popped 1000mg. Its only a piss test that doesnt go to a lab so how can I for sure be clean by monday?

Lots of water 24 hours before the test and up until it. Eat some Vitamin B12 to color your pee.

[bigballer9381]

Originally Posted by Alphå

Lots of water 24 hours before the test and up until it. Eat some Vitamin B12 to color your pee.

alright man thanks i hope that shit works cuz if not yall wont see me for awhile

[SixFeetUnd3r]

great tutorial

[BagODuff]

Originally Posted by Alphå

I'll tell you right now so you don't have to read any more of this thread: Just drink as much water as you possibly can, and don't exercise the night before the test. I did this and after 3 days of nonsmoking (followed by 3 years of heavy smoking), I passed.

I dont even care what the rest of this post says....Water Saturation CAN KILL YOU!!!
It happened recently during a radio station event, the water drinking contest.
Drinking a gallon of water in less than 2 or 3 hours has the potential to kill you.
Google it if you doubt me, ask your mom, call a doctor, hell, even give poison control a try.
Dont go slamming a bunch of water in hopes it will dilute THC.
No job is worth dying for.
I dont want to hear on the news that some kid died because another kid told him to drink silly amounts of water before a urine test.
I wont quit on this subject till its pounded into peoples heads.
Water Saturation can kill you, look it up.

[BrassMonkey81]

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[Hix]

nice thread dude

[bigballer9381]

so ive drank about 7 liters of water since yesterday afternoon and i feel like im gonna puke but im still drinking and my test is in 2 hours..im pissing straight water now so i hope this works. Ill post and let yall know when i get home.

[smokinfresh]

ONE part that you were wrong on, was the fact that they can find the amount of ANY substance in your system. I'm in an outpatient rehab right now, and recently got out of an inpatient rehab were is where you go and live there for 35 days, no caffeine, ciggs, sugar, or anything at all that is decent. IT SUCKS.

But anyways the only substance that they can find the amount of is THC. Anything else simply shows up as positive, or negative. I know this is true I've talked it through with my drug counselor. Guys, why not just NOT smoke before a test. Really, if you're not addicted, then it shouldn't be hard right? I've smoked before a test that I knew I was gonna have a few times and passed easily because I'm pretty skinny and I all I do is chug shitloads of water off the ying yang and I'm cool. But for real guys, unless you get a test without worning, just don't smoke before, and you'll be cool. Anything else is fine so long as you do it at least 3 days before. Unless it's alcohol, that's fine if you do it the day before. But anything else it's best to wait 3 days, unless it weed, just DONT SMOKE. Good luck y'all, haven't been on this shit forever!

[Mr.GoodStuff]

Don't take anything to speed up your metabolism before the test. Niacin is bad for this. You don't want the THC stored in your fat to come out into your urine. You want to keep it there. Eat a good breakfast, and keep drinking water.

While you are out, buy and grill up some asparagus. Now I'm not sure if it really does anything to your pee at all to help you pass... but it does make it smell very bad. These assholes are invading our privacy. The least we can do is make their job less enjoyable. The stuff doesn't taste too bad either. It goes great with fresh fish.

ROFL fuckers invading our privacy... Don't forget this part!

[bigballer9381]

well my po tested me and i came back negative so chugging alot of water works easily on home tests. good shit man thanks for the help.

[Alphå]

Originally Posted by smokinfresh

ONE part that you were wrong on, was the fact that they can find the amount of ANY substance in your system.

Right, but the technology of a mass spec/gas chrom CAN find everything. I'm sure they have filters set to only show certain things.

[bizom24]

what happens if i'm somehow caught using my friends piss for the test? will my friend get in any trouble? if the temp of the piss is too low, will they just fail me or do other tests to see who's it is? how much trouble can i get in?

[Alphå]

How will they know its your friends piss? They cant.

If the temp is too low they're going to know your cheating- at which point its an automatic failure.

They cant call the police on you so theres really no harm.

You might be put on a national list of people who have tried to cheat drug tests- if your an idiot and you get caught. Its really not that hard to cheat.

Your body heats up piss in a bottle, and you pour it into their test cup.

[bizom24]

ok, so i got some of my friends piss and a 50ml bottle of nasal spray. i've practiced taping it to my leg, i feel confident.. lol. but uh, is the urine going to be ok sitting in a bottle in my attic until 11am tomorrow morning? i got it at 6 o'clock today. should i keep it in the fridge? i'd rather not. but will the urine.. go bad? should i keep a lid on it? if so, screwed on tightly or loosly, lol.

[CheebCheeb]

What are the circumstances that you would be supervised? I have a job interview coming up, its a pretty big company, and they have money, would they probably just send me to a lab to take the test? And will a lab supervise you while you take the test? I am planning on getting someones piss right before the test, and it would be nice if I could just have a bathroom and do what ever I want in there. If the company tests me could they supervise it?

Oh yea and thanks for the info, +rep