How to Pass a Drug Test if you Smoke Cannabis.

[Alphå]

Originally Posted by lessthanHARVARD

i have a question...

i've been reallly worried about an unexpected drug test i just went through last friday...i still do not know the results yet. i took the test friday afternoon for probation. i was told about the test wednesday and i had smoked everyday from saturday til tuesday. before that i was completely clean as i took a break for about two weeks, and i have low body fat and high metabolism as i've played soccer my whole life. anyway, so i exercised all wednesday and drank tea and water all day. then thrusday i continued the water and tea but stopped exerciseing. so the day of the test i drank a shit load of water and gatorade and also drank an energy drink with creatine and b vitamins right before the test. i also took a bunch of aspirin before, as i heard it might throw off the EMIT tests. at the place they told me that they would know the results saturday morning....does this mean that it will be an extensive test? also, likely hood of passing? i'm 5'7" 140.

i'm just really anxious as my officer or the place has not called back....

thanks for your time man.

WEll, when they said saturday morning they might have meant if you pass you'll find out on saturday morning. Like I said, they have to confirm any negatives with a GC/MS test so that could explain why its been a few days.

You did the right thing before the test though.. good luck.

Originally Posted by IAteJesus

Doesnt this mean that if after you stop smoking, any new fat you gain will not have canabinoids dissovled into it?

Not necessarily. Your adding more solvent to the solute so you are in effect diluting it with more fat.

If your body is adding more fat, that means its in storage mode. Its not going to burn enough fat to release a lot of THC.

So theoretically you could just load up on fat and sit on your ass all day... That in combination with dilution would heighten your chances of giving a false negative.

[Alphå]

Yes! I Did It

I beat the mother fucking system!

They took my adulterated sample, it was in the acceptable temp range, and now its sealed and on its way to the lab.

Mother fuckers!

[mY NaME is bOb]

Thanks for your help. You answered all the questions I had. Great post and +rep

[phishphan37]

Wow. Very knowlegble, well thought out post. This will help many fellow blades that could end up in a sticky situation (pun intended ). I found a method on how to remove cannaboids from hair somewhere, if i find it that would be a great addition.

+ REP

[madmax]

If I were to smoke a bowl with another person on average how long would that take to get outta my system?

[aftermath686]

To the maker of this thread.

I have been smoking bud many times a day for the last year and a half. the only exception to that is 4 months ago when I enlisted in the USMC I had to go to MEPS to take a physical. Using detox and drinking a shiton of water I passed it with only 2 weeks of stopping. my question to you is how long will the THC stay in my system. I'm going to boot late this august and was wondering when I have to stop. I don’t want to detox again but I already obviously run and exercise frequently. I am very skinny and my metabolism is very fast. also if you have any links to trusted websites with more info on the subject I would greatly appreciate it. thanks for your time and nice write-up by the way.

[sethhobrin]

Guys please help!!!! I have been a heavy smoker for about 6 years but I stopped completely in November. Then on 4/20 I found about 2 grams of buds on my sidewalk outside my door(gift from the heavens). I smoked it.

Then on May 20th I bought an eight and smoked the shit out of it every day until it ran out on the 27th.

Then last week Thursday the 7th of June I smoke a bowl. Since then I've been clean.

I have a job interview for a great job. I am freaking out because I need to be clean. I am sure it is probably a lab piss test. How long before I am clean. I am medium weight(about 25% body fat)200 lbs and have been for a long time but I have been dieting and loosing some weigh lately.

I bought some piss tests and I failed one on Friday. I also bought some detox xxl stuff. If I do get this job offer and have to take a test later this month how screwed am I if I can remain clean?

[whitewarrior]

I'm looking into this just in case I need it, thanks bro.

[Alphå]

Originally Posted by aftermath686

To the maker of this thread.

I have been smoking bud many times a day for the last year and a half. the only exception to that is 4 months ago when I enlisted in the USMC I had to go to MEPS to take a physical. Using detox and drinking a shiton of water I passed it with only 2 weeks of stopping. my question to you is how long will the THC stay in my system. I'm going to boot late this august and was wondering when I have to stop. I don’t want to detox again but I already obviously run and exercise frequently. I am very skinny and my metabolism is very fast. also if you have any links to trusted websites with more info on the subject I would greatly appreciate it. thanks for your time and nice write-up by the way.

Theres no exact date for how long it takes to get out of your system (since every persons body is different, and your body is always changing). The detox drink didnt do much. The water did.

I'd say, if you have less then 15% body fat, and you run every day (I know most USMC recruits do PT with their recruiter and stuff), I'm going to say 2-3 weeks. 2 at bare minimum.

If its a piss in a cup style test, you could probably smoke up to a week before the test and just dilute your piss starting 48 hours before the test.

I'm almost positive though for MEPS they're going to send your sample to a lab. And I know they do actually watch you when you pee in the cup, so substitution is a no go.

[Alphå]

Originally Posted by sethhobrin

Guys please help!!!! I have been a heavy smoker for about 6 years but I stopped completely in November. Then on 4/20 I found about 2 grams of buds on my sidewalk outside my door(gift from the heavens). I smoked it.

Then on May 20th I bought an eight and smoked the shit out of it every day until it ran out on the 27th.

Then last week Thursday the 7th of June I smoke a bowl. Since then I've been clean.

I have a job interview for a great job. I am freaking out because I need to be clean. I am sure it is probably a lab piss test. How long before I am clean. I am medium weight(about 25% body fat)200 lbs and have been for a long time but I have been dieting and loosing some weigh lately.

I bought some piss tests and I failed one on Friday. I also bought some detox xxl stuff. If I do get this job offer and have to take a test later this month how screwed am I if I can remain clean?

Detox drinks don't do much. Unless you have a chemical that breaks down THC into different molecules in your bladder, the drink isnt going to do much. Most of the drinks contain creatine, niacin, and vitamins, which will help you suppliment drinking lots and lots of water.

Find out if your being sent to a clinic to give a sample. If you are, you can easily use someone else's clean urine. I did it yesterday and it worked like a charm. You just need to make sure the person whos urine your using is clean, and that the temperature is correct.

Your not going to be 100% clean until August 24th.

In all honesty I think your going to fail no matter how much water or detox drinks you drink. The only way you'll pass is if you cheat. And thats not hard.

[sethhobrin]

Originally Posted by Alphå

Detox drinks don't do much. Unless you have a chemical that breaks down THC into different molecules in your bladder, the drink isnt going to do much. Most of the drinks contain creatine, niacin, and vitamins, which will help you suppliment drinking lots and lots of water.

Find out if your being sent to a clinic to give a sample. If you are, you can easily use someone else's clean urine. I did it yesterday and it worked like a charm. You just need to make sure the person whos urine your using is clean, and that the temperature is correct.

Your not going to be 100% clean until August 24th.

In all honesty I think your going to fail no matter how much water or detox drinks you drink. The only way you'll pass is if you cheat. And thats not hard.

August 24th?!?!? For smoking an eight and a bowl after a 5 month break?

Every clinic I have ever gone to they watch you pee or are at least standing next to you.

[Alphå]

I said 100% clean, tests aren't 100% accurate if you dilute your pee.

[Goosie]

I have to take a test for a job, and just failed trying that niacin shit. If I do the substitution method, will it really keep the piss warm enough to pass? Also, does anyone have tips for passing a saliva test, because they might use one of those?

[bigballer9381]

okay so im on probation and ive been smoking dro by the blunts for the past two weeks...so my thc levels are probably very high. I just quit on wed. or thursday i cant remember but one of those days i stopped smoking. I just found out my test is on monday which is like a week earlier than i thought it was gonna be. Last time i was taught how to pass a dt they told me to take niacin and shit so ive been taking that and i just popped 1000mg. Its only a piss test that doesnt go to a lab so how can I for sure be clean by monday?

[eyec0n]

DO NOT HOLD SOMEONE ELSE'S PISS FOR MORE THAN 48 HOURS!!! IT WILL FALSE-POSITIVE FOR A LOT OF SHIT.

I'd rather them find just weed then have weed, acid, herorin, meth, etc show up.

Niacin doesn't do jack shit. If you pass this test it wasn't because of the niacin. I get really sick of people saying this shit works because it doesn't.