smoking and usage

laxgoal100 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-24-2007, 09:00 PM

Ok, so i got caught like a month and a half ago... since then i have smoked twice. two weeks ago i smoked 2 bowls and last weekend i smoked friday night, saturday night, and sunday morning. I havent smoked for a week now. My mom just confronted me and said she was piss testing me very soon. I am currently on Niacin, B-12, and cranberry extract pills. I really need some input from expirienced guys... what should i do?

laxgoal100 · #2 (**permalink**) 03-24-2007, 09:07 PM

oh yea... and if i fail i can consider myself dead

Plex1 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-24-2007, 09:13 PM

Sweat alot, constantly drink water, maybe get someone to pee and freeze it in a rubber glove? Then when its testing time just unfreeze or keep it in the fridge then take it out and have a needel so with the glove in your pants you can pull the finger out and poke a hole in it??

Kramer · #4 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 12:43 AM

Christ Plex, come up with the most difficult scheme ever why don'tcha?

Just drink alot and make sure you piss whenever you get the urge. Aim for clear piss. Also, when you're ready to piss in the cup, piss a little out into the toilet before you start filling up the cup.

Plex1 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kramer

Christ Plex, come up with the most difficult scheme ever why don'tcha?

Just drink alot and make sure you piss whenever you get the urge. Aim for clear piss. Also, when you're ready to piss in the cup, piss a little out into the toilet before you start filling up the cup.

Hahaha, he seemed desperate! I had the simpler ones in there as well though

SunJMH · #6 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 01:00 AM

If you're a smaller guy i wouldnt even worry about it too much, i thiink you got it covered. If you knew when you were getting tested id say use fake piss, but its hard to keep it the right temp if thats a factor. If you want to do that it will get a little more complicated but you havent even smoked that much, so id say you should be good as long as you're not a big guy.

Kramer · #7 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Plex1

Hahaha, he seemed desperate! I had the simpler ones in there as well though

HA! Werd.

ADVOR · #8 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 03:08 AM

Since your mom is doing it, you can dilute it without worry. I am on probation, and they test to see if it is diluted...

Anyway, just drink shit tons of water. That way you're piss is 100% water and cannot contain much or any THC. Don't drink too much though, you can die.

Predator1 · #9 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 04:10 AM

If it's a crappy home test, you can pass it easy. Just keep drinking crazy amounts of water, then when you gotta piss, dilute it with warm water.

Sack of Herb · #10 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 04:33 AM

what they said.
further, the detox drinks for $30 or more at your headdie shops do work.

I recommend 5k mg of vitamin c and a few gallons of water 10 hours before the test. Ultimate natural diaretic.

mrvile · #11 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 06:48 AM

Also, try to avoid taking the test in the morning, because your piss is the most dirty in the morning. Pound water the day of, like others have said just try to get it almost clear.

And I read somewhere that adding a bit of Visine to the piss can make it test negative (without being easily detected), can anyone confirm this?

hootskers420 · #12 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sack of Herb

what they said.
further, the detox drinks for $30 or more at your headdie shops do work.

I recommend 5k mg of vitamin c and a few gallons of water 10 hours before the test. Ultimate natural diaretic.

Detox is a waste of money unless you have less than a week to get clean after some heavy tokage. Vitamin C wont do him any good at all either.

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I am currently on Niacin, B-12, and cranberry extract pills

The Niacin will help alot, but all the B-12 and Cranberry pills do is make your pee yellow. No matter how much B-12 and cranberry you take, though, if you dillute your pee as much as you should, it will still be clear. Dilluting will work if you do it right. Most people think if you drink a bunch of water over the course of a week it will help you clean out, but all your doing for the first 5 days is needlessly making yourself piss every 10 minutes. THC is stored in fat, drinking a bunch of water will not reduce the THC in your fat it will only make it less evident in your pee, it only takes a few hours to completely dillute your pee, you dont need to keep it dilluted for a whole week if you know when your test is going to be. Unfortunately, in your situation, it seems that you dont know when you will be tested, so just pop a bunch of Niacin (around 1000mg a day) drink more water than usual, but not so much that youre constantly pissing for the next week, and start exercising or sitting in a sauna.

Sack of Herb · #13 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 06:54 PM

vitamin c in high doses is a natural diaretic possible, and forces a natural flush of toxins.
It's a natural detox.

and no detox drinks are not a waste of money, if you run the risk of being tested, I'd say buy one and keep it till you might need it.

mrvile · #14 (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by hootskers420

The Niacin will help alot, but all the B-12 and Cranberry pills do is make your pee yellow. No matter how much B-12 and cranberry you take, though, if you dillute your pee as much as you should, it will still be clear. Dilluting will work if you do it right. Most people think if you drink a bunch of water over the course of a week it will help you clean out, but all your doing for the first 5 days is needlessly making yourself piss every 10 minutes. THC is stored in fat, drinking a bunch of water will not reduce the THC in your fat it will only make it less evident in your pee, it only takes a few hours to completely dillute your pee, you dont need to keep it dilluted for a whole week if you know when your test is going to be. Unfortunately, in your situation, it seems that you dont know when you will be tested, so just pop a bunch of Niacin (around 1000mg a day) drink more water than usual, but not so much that youre constantly pissing for the next week, and start exercising or sitting in a sauna.

So all you're saying is to exercise/sweat like mad, pound niacin, and then pound water the day of the test? Why do people recommend cranberry or B12 at all? To keep the pee yellow so it doesn't look suspicious?

Gage · #15 (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 08:49 AM

Apollo Azul Works! I Am not kidding. Get it in a meat market, it looks like peices of bark. for about 2 dollars. Put in a gallon of water and boil for about 15 minutes and drink. I know it works. You asked how to pass and I told you. Heed my advice if you want, but it works if your on probation. No Joke

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#1 (permalink) 03-24-2007, 09:00 PM
laxgoal100 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 106	I Really Need help pleasse! Ok, so i got caught like a month and a half ago... since then i have smoked twice. two weeks ago i smoked 2 bowls and last weekend i smoked friday night, saturday night, and sunday morning. I havent smoked for a week now. My mom just confronted me and said she was piss testing me very soon. I am currently on Niacin, B-12, and cranberry extract pills. I really need some input from expirienced guys... what should i do?

#2 (permalink) 03-24-2007, 09:07 PM
laxgoal100 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 106	oh yea... and if i fail i can consider myself dead

#3 (permalink) 03-24-2007, 09:13 PM
Plex1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 470	Sweat alot, constantly drink water, maybe get someone to pee and freeze it in a rubber glove? Then when its testing time just unfreeze or keep it in the fridge then take it out and have a needel so with the glove in your pants you can pull the finger out and poke a hole in it??

#4 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 12:43 AM
Kramer Komedy King Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OK, USA Posts: 1,116	Christ Plex, come up with the most difficult scheme ever why don'tcha? Just drink alot and make sure you piss whenever you get the urge. Aim for clear piss. Also, when you're ready to piss in the cup, piss a little out into the toilet before you start filling up the cup. __________________

#6 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 01:00 AM
SunJMH Green Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 152	If you're a smaller guy i wouldnt even worry about it too much, i thiink you got it covered. If you knew when you were getting tested id say use fake piss, but its hard to keep it the right temp if thats a factor. If you want to do that it will get a little more complicated but you havent even smoked that much, so id say you should be good as long as you're not a big guy. __________________

#8 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 03:08 AM
ADVOR You Enjoy Myself Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Downtown Cinci Posts: 1,502	Since your mom is doing it, you can dilute it without worry. I am on probation, and they test to see if it is diluted... Anyway, just drink shit tons of water. That way you're piss is 100% water and cannot contain much or any THC. Don't drink too much though, you can die. __________________

#9 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 04:10 AM
Predator1 What the hell are you? Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: MD Posts: 2,156	If it's a crappy home test, you can pass it easy. Just keep drinking crazy amounts of water, then when you gotta piss, dilute it with warm water. __________________ ------------------------------------------------------ Get on my level. ------------------------------------------------------

#10 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 04:33 AM
Sack of Herb Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26	what they said. further, the detox drinks for $30 or more at your headdie shops do work. I recommend 5k mg of vitamin c and a few gallons of water 10 hours before the test. Ultimate natural diaretic.

#11 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 06:48 AM
mrvile I'M SO FUCKING STONED Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 529	Also, try to avoid taking the test in the morning, because your piss is the most dirty in the morning. Pound water the day of, like others have said just try to get it almost clear. And I read somewhere that adding a bit of Visine to the piss can make it test negative (without being easily detected), can anyone confirm this?

#13 (permalink) 03-25-2007, 06:54 PM
Sack of Herb Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26	vitamin c in high doses is a natural diaretic possible, and forces a natural flush of toxins. It's a natural detox. and no detox drinks are not a waste of money, if you run the risk of being tested, I'd say buy one and keep it till you might need it.

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#15 (permalink) 03-26-2007, 08:49 AM
Gage Gage Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sa Texas Posts: 56	Big Secret Apollo Azul Works! I Am not kidding. Get it in a meat market, it looks like peices of bark. for about 2 dollars. Put in a gallon of water and boil for about 15 minutes and drink. I know it works. You asked how to pass and I told you. Heed my advice if you want, but it works if your on probation. No Joke __________________ Making a signature would be easier if I was High I guess I will be back in a minute.