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Old 02-06-2003, 06:19 AM
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is he stoned???

well..no...not yet, technically..the bowl is packed, the nasty ass telemagikal squealflute fillibuster jenkins is ready...of course..i havent changed the bongwater in two weeks...its lookin pretty much like ass...but, its actually starting to taste good..except when i accidentally chug a good portion of it by clearing it too hard...i decided to pull the bowl out and clear it like a slide...but...well...gulp gulp gulp..cough cough cough, is pretty much how it went.

so, ive decided to play a game..im gonna continue ranting, and you get to guess when you think im stoned
ive also had a lot of shit on my mind...this is probably going to wind up seeming like some sort of diary entry unless i get stoned quick...so ill do a rundown, incase i dont get stoned quick
i dont have a job
cant find a job
tried like fuck
got court next tuesday
took a girls virginity and i dont really know if i love her
i care about her
alot
but i dont get butterflies and shit
i feel fucking terrible
...
RARR
its frustrating, i feel like im fucking broken or something, ever since evilexgirlfriend i havent been able to feel anything like that..no butterflies, no nothing.

i dont have a job, but, ive got the money for the ticket, i worked for it...i dont have a job, but i have shit to do for money....well..i DO have a job, but no hours....ive been everywhere putting in applications, everywhere that doesnt drug test that is.

it seems like the only thing productive in my life is smoking weed to clear my head, and lifting weights , im actually starting to notice a change...but, i guess its prolly just cuz ive never stuck with it like i have this time

she was good though, better than i expected

HOLY JESUS IM STONED!!!!

oh..wait..you were supposed to guess...
this is a pre rant rant, up next, rant rant
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Old 02-06-2003, 06:52 AM
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yo them butterflies are COOL AS FUCK!
Especially when ur high! they are trippy lil butterflies in ur stomach! HOW DID THEY GET INTHERE!? IM GONNA DIE OF BUTTERFLY INFESTATION AAAH

IM NOT STONED!!! HAAA
 
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Old 02-06-2003, 06:52 AM
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What do you have court for Namron? Remember, the next week will always be better than the last.
 
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Old 02-06-2003, 07:07 AM
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speeding ticket, my father has decided to take it to court...see if he can keep it off of insurance...

but...the rant is slowly forming in my mind, like the bubbles of smoke rippling through the surface tension of bongwater.
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Old 02-06-2003, 05:44 PM
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its a shame about the girl, an a shame about the butterflies.
whats done is done,
i know youll be kind its obvious you care about her or it wouldnta bothered you in the least.
good luck, an change yer bong water more often *yuck*lol
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Old 02-06-2003, 07:47 PM
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hey... don't worry 'bout them damn butterflies... sometimes it just takes time it's obvious that you care for her, so that's a start. keep positive. i know how it is with getting no hours (going through the same over here)....

good luck with everything
 
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Old 02-06-2003, 09:55 PM
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im not going to break up with her or anything...thatd be dumb, and mean..im just gonna see what happens...


oh, and last night...i managed to half ass eek out a stoned report...it was the most stoned i have ever been in my entire life, fucking awesome...reality and dreams blurred
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:58 AM
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what the fuck are butterflies?
 
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i'm gonna guess u were stoned right around here: "its frustrating, i feel like ....."
 
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:14 AM
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what the fuck are butterflies?
^^definitely a noob at the whole Love thing

all in all, i feel you broseph, i just got over an extremely tough time in my life (probation, relationship problems, grades in the shitter) and let me just tell you right now that eventually it will get better, it just takes time

gl and keep tokin
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:15 AM
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what the fuck are butterflies?
new breed of fly, they produce butter so now... yea..





... little bugs, big wings, real cool to look at...

http://fohn.net/monarch-butterfly-pictures/
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:19 PM
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butterflys used to be called: "flutterbys". Somehow the B and F got switched around. I mean flutterby makes more sense than butterfly, eh?
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:13 PM
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total mind blow mannn.........^^^
 
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:08 PM
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I thought this was gonna be a totally different thread from the title. I thought it'd be a rant for those of us who are the 'token stoner' in their group of friends...and when you're with your non smoking friends you're always the one they ask to tell them whether so-and-so is high.
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c'mon people
we've got to come clean

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mellow out, people.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:36 PM
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This thread is REALLY old...
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