plane ride from hell

[nucan]

my last plane trip was by far the scariest and worst one ever. i was going back to boarding school from break and i needed to bring back some pot/shrooms back with me so i could actually have a little fun while i was there. i wore 2 pairs of tighty whiteys and stuffed the bags inbetween those so i could get thru security. i had a 1/8 of shrooms and 1/8 of pot hidden away in my crotch..not very comfortable. well, i pass thru the regular security check fine, scared as fuck though. so i go to the bathroom and take out the bags and put them in my cargo pockets..like a complete dumbass. well, now its time to board the plane and i get a random check as im boarding. i almost shit my pants. the lady puts me in a line and when i get to the front the man tells me to empty all my pockets. by now im sweating badly and very very fucking nervous. as i empty all the coins, phone, wallet, etc out of my pockets very slowly..the guy turns around to do seomthing. i see my chance and reach in my cargo pockets and shove everyting in my pants fast as hell and somehow, no one saw...i was so fucking lucky.. now he starts to wave the wand around my legs and arms and shit, and i swear, that thing went off like 5 different times. i was so so so nervous. i dont konw how they didnt think i wasnt strapped with some C4 or seomthing. but the final time it beeped, it was right under my belly button and i shit my pants, once again. however, he just ran his hand across my belt and that was the end of it...finally.. i get to board the plane. ok, now im on the plane.. flight goes good and its time to get off. i get my bags and everything and get off. i got directly to the bathromo to get my other bags out of my patns. but..only one bag. i shit my pants, once again. i sprint back to the plane to look for it, but the guy says he wont let me back on. so i make up some bullshit excuse about my wallet and nearly knock the man over as he lets me pass. i run to my seat and miraculously...theres an 1/8 of dank sittin where my feet had been the whole flight...it must of slid out of my pant leg during the flight. i probably didnt get the bag in my undwerear at all. but ya, im probably the luckiest kid ever to bring drugs on a plane. if u read this whole story...dont make the mistakes i did. keep it in ur underwear..and leave it there..no matter what.

[weedeater]

damn man thats scary as hell. god i cant believe you didnt get caught. your lucky as shit dude. i might have to bring weed to jackson hhole this summer so i might have to do the same thing as you man.

[budburner]

You are lucky as hell!

But those beeps were probably signaling your pants button, and the rivits in your pants.

That was a metal detector he was using.. not an explosives detector.

But good move! I once shoved a 1/2 gram of cocaine up my ass to keep out of trouble. (Damn those sharp edges on the teeny zip-lock baggies)

Worked... but what a waste...... (literally!)

[Cola di Rienza]

That's nuts. My heart would definitely have been pounding. Seems like you handled it well enough though. You're lucky nobody noticed the weed on the floor while you were disembarking.

[Big Poppa Puff]

that seems like a lot of hassle just for an 1/8th.

[relieF]

you were definitely lucky to not have been caught. you would have had a better chance leaving them in your cargo pockets.

it was a good decision to go back to the plane. very good decision, glad you did that.

in retrospect, i'm sure you think it was a ... unique and educational experience. good for you.

[budburner]

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff
that seems like a lot of hassle just for an 1/8th.

And eighth of pot and an eighth of shrooms.

Could even be a felony depending on where you are.

[Mr.X]

haha ... lucky guy ... why didnt u just leave it in your undies??? then it wouldnt have been nearly as scary ... and yeah ... he can detect a bag of chron with a metal detector ..

[supafly]

well you are one son of a bitch. LUCKY! lucky as shit. but damn it must have been a real good high and a killer trip
peace

[weedeater]

man how can he detect weed with a metal detector. youre probably kidding but im high so

[namron_420s]

yeah, its a good thing youw ent to to get it..they might have looked at the seating and harassed you or somethin...why didnt you just take money, and find some weed there?

[nucan]

yea it was a hell of a trip, i smoked the whole 1/8, ate all the shrooms, and snorted some xanax the night before school...satyed up till ike 530 trippin my balls off. playin hooky the next day, which was compeltely necessary, lol. ya, i could bring money and get pot here, but im in fucking rome georgia. only thing close is atlanta, like 2hours away. i think im gonna give some money to a kid takin a weekend leave to bring me back a 1/2 O of some dank, or i might send some money to a freind to send me a QP of some good schwag..cant decide. the other bad part about that story i forgot to include was that i was traveling with the wrestling team for our school. they came to dallas (where i live) to wrestle in a tourney there. wouldnt of been very good to get caught with them there. lol. but ya, if anyone thinks they can help me out in the drug sectoin, message me or seomthin. i think id rather trust some fellow grasscitians (lol) than some of my freinds (most of them are major cokeheads). i think theyd prolly see my 200 bucks, and just start droolin over all the coke they could have..crazy addicts..

[namron_420s]

dont think too hard about mail or anything...im sure with a lil time and effort you could find a hookup there.

[Bud Head]

Originally posted by namron_420s
dont think too hard about mail or anything...im sure with a lil time and effort you could find a hookup there.

It would have been safer to find it there.