Famous Stoner Quotes - Page 5

Etherwind · #61 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 01:49 AM

I like this one from weeds:

"Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money."
-Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon)

Bakedmagiii · #62 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 04:56 AM

I have some gems from real life friends.
=]

"You can always feel better at what you do."
"Piano is like the gateway drug of instruments."
"Comparing a digital camera to an SLR is like comparing an apple to an orange." "Well they're all just kind of a big fruit store to me."

oKayy · #63 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 01:09 PM

Awesome quotes man. Love all the Maynard ones, I'm a big fan of Tool

+rep for taking all that time

Up North · #64 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 04:15 PM

'let's smoke a blunt'

Bamadank · #65 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 05:32 PM

I'm surprised the op didn't post one of Leary's best quotes
"We all just need to turn on, tune in, and DROP out." one of my favorite quotes

letsmokeasweet · #66 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 05:43 PM

red-got weed?
meth- got blunt?

annnd.......

i love high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age.
but in my case, its now college girls, lol

NewportMan · #67 (**permalink**) 09-20-2009, 05:53 PM

"i like to get really really really...... really really fuckin high, hell yeah"

-me

lemonzbud · #68 (**permalink**) 09-21-2009, 10:03 AM

im sorry i cant explain the blissfull emotions i feel from playing/listening to guitar but.. here are some quotes from tool i find quite fascinating

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability
To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.
, taken from Right in two

'Cause I'm praying for mayhem
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down

from Aenima

Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used a poison in his tea
Then kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun till someone dies

Vicarious, very much describes cable news huh? ... hmm wata kawinkydink.

lemonzbud · #69 (**permalink**) 09-21-2009, 10:05 AM

"reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs"

saw it in someones sig here today, xD

masterchiefer · #70 (**permalink**) 09-21-2009, 04:19 PM

martha washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

chef boyardee. · #71 (**permalink**) 10-02-2009, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bamadank

I'm surprised the op didn't post one of Leary's best quotes
"We all just need to turn on, tune in, and DROP out." one of my favorite quotes

thats in there, sir

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#61 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 01:49 AM
Etherwind Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 21	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes I like this one from weeds: "Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money." -Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon)

#62 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 04:56 AM
Bakedmagiii Amerijuanican :D Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 391	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes I have some gems from real life friends. =] "You can always feel better at what you do." "Piano is like the gateway drug of instruments." "Comparing a digital camera to an SLR is like comparing an apple to an orange." "Well they're all just kind of a big fruit store to me." __________________

#63 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 01:09 PM
oKayy Célébrer la vie. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jerseyy. Posts: 243	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes Awesome quotes man. Love all the Maynard ones, I'm a big fan of Tool +rep for taking all that time __________________

#64 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 04:15 PM
Up North 10 blunts prerolled Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 225	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes 'let's smoke a blunt' __________________ anything i post on the internet is fake, especially here.

#65 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Bamadank Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 10	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes I'm surprised the op didn't post one of Leary's best quotes "We all just need to turn on, tune in, and DROP out." one of my favorite quotes

#66 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 05:43 PM
letsmokeasweet Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 218	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes red-got weed? meth- got blunt? annnd....... i love high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age. but in my case, its now college girls, lol

#67 (permalink) 09-20-2009, 05:53 PM
NewportMan Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Spotsy, VA Posts: 59	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes "i like to get really really really...... really really fuckin high, hell yeah" -me

#68 (permalink) 09-21-2009, 10:03 AM
lemonzbud Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 108	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes im sorry i cant explain the blissfull emotions i feel from playing/listening to guitar but.. here are some quotes from tool i find quite fascinating Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here. , taken from Right in two 'Cause I'm praying for mayhem I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down from Aenima Eye on the TV 'Cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavor it happens to be like Killed by the husband Drowned by the ocean Shot by his own son She used a poison in his tea Then kissed him goodbye That's my kind of story It's no fun till someone dies Vicarious, very much describes cable news huh? ... hmm wata kawinkydink. __________________ Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion - Tool

#69 (permalink) 09-21-2009, 10:05 AM
lemonzbud Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 108	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes "reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs" saw it in someones sig here today, xD __________________ Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion - Tool

#70 (permalink) 09-21-2009, 04:19 PM
masterchiefer Is you is or is you aint? Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 888	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes martha washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. __________________ We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

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