Famous Stoner Quotes - Page 3

SnakeEnvy · #31 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 08:52 PM

I love this Bill Hicks quote.

"They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you un motovated, LIE, when your high you can do everything you normally do just as well, you just realise its not worth the fucking effort" - bill hicks

chadkilla56 · #32 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 03:27 AM

" i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too"- Mitch hedburg

Brillo · #33 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 03:58 AM

When I think stoner quotes, I think the universal damn he's blazed quote, "Did I hit this yet, man?"

C. Majik · #34 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 09:20 AM

haha kind of old post but i still enjoyed these.

ayo. · #35 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 09:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMJ61ysuhY

The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.

Not really a quote, but still funny as fuck lol.

C. Majik · #36 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMJ61ysuhY

The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.

Not really a quote, but still funny as fuck lol.

haha my new favorite scene from entourage.

wein-dog12 · #37 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 04:32 PM

amazing quotes man +rep

Soul Musique · #38 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wein-dog12

amazing quotes man +rep

mushmouth_420 · #39 (**permalink**) 11-30-2008, 05:17 AM

i know its not a famous quote but i dont think its to bad
i made it

"Music has no language, its all a way for everyone to get tother and enjoy what we love, with people like us, to have fun and be who you really are".

Rhythm of Life · #40 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:01 PM

Bump cause this shit is tight.

Boulder toker · #41 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:10 PM

Amazing quotes!

here's some of the qoutes from me and my friends when were stoned:

to live without music is like to walk in a desert.
HOLY SH!T did i just bite mt tongue?
WOAh woah woah, i am in no shape to be tickled right now.
I woud never ninja fight my sister!
if i was a waffle you woudn't eat me right?

pencils · #42 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:17 PM

"You guys, my mom is calling! Can you smell weed through the phone?"
- paranoid stoner

WeedsMyAntiDrug · #43 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:21 PM

One of my favorites from one of the best stoner movies ever.

"You got a joint man"- David Wooderson
"No"- Mitch Kramer
"Well it would be cooler if you did"- David Wooderson

Matthew McConaughey at his best in Dazed and Confused.

Jayman90 · #44 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:27 PM

"It's a just a plant it just grows like that, and if ya should happen to set it on fire...there are some effects!"

"You ain't never heard of a motherfucka overdose on Marijuana, you mighta thought that n**ga was dead, he ain't dead! He gonna wake up in thirty minutes hungry enough to eat everything in yo' house! That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy!"

Quoted from Katt Williams

AdamsMN90 · #45 (**permalink**) 01-19-2009, 08:53 PM

"Every day is christmas, cuz i be smoking that reefer."
Lil Wanye

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#31 (permalink) 08-24-2008, 08:52 PM
SnakeEnvy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 25	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes I love this Bill Hicks quote. "They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you un motovated, LIE, when your high you can do everything you normally do just as well, you just realise its not worth the fucking effort" - bill hicks __________________ "They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you un motovated, LIE, when your high you can do everything you normally do just as well, you just realise its not worth the fucking effort" - bill hicks

#32 (permalink) 08-25-2008, 03:27 AM
chadkilla56 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 53	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes " i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too"- Mitch hedburg

#33 (permalink) 08-25-2008, 03:58 AM
Brillo Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Humboldt Posts: 34	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes When I think stoner quotes, I think the universal damn he's blazed quote, "Did I hit this yet, man?"

#34 (permalink) 11-08-2008, 09:20 AM
C. Majik Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 22	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes haha kind of old post but i still enjoyed these.

#35 (permalink) 11-08-2008, 09:35 AM
ayo. On cloud nine Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 48	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMJ61ysuhY The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up. Not really a quote, but still funny as fuck lol.

#37 (permalink) 11-08-2008, 04:32 PM
wein-dog12 yeah........ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: newfoundland canada Posts: 749	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes amazing quotes man +rep __________________ the brightest flame burns the shortest

#39 (permalink) 11-30-2008, 05:17 AM
mushmouth_420 stoner Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes i know its not a famous quote but i dont think its to bad i made it "Music has no language, its all a way for everyone to get tother and enjoy what we love, with people like us, to have fun and be who you really are".

#40 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:01 PM
Rhythm of Life sweet skiddz bruh Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,938	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes Bump cause this shit is tight. __________________

#41 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:10 PM
Boulder toker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 22 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes Amazing quotes! here's some of the qoutes from me and my friends when were stoned: to live without music is like to walk in a desert. HOLY SH!T did i just bite mt tongue? WOAh woah woah, i am in no shape to be tickled right now. I woud never ninja fight my sister! if i was a waffle you woudn't eat me right?

#42 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:17 PM
pencils weed Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 81	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes "You guys, my mom is calling! Can you smell weed through the phone?" - paranoid stoner __________________ optimist

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#43 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:21 PM
WeedsMyAntiDrug I Like Marijuana Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Where living is a vacation. Posts: 49	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes One of my favorites from one of the best stoner movies ever. "You got a joint man"- David Wooderson "No"- Mitch Kramer "Well it would be cooler if you did"- David Wooderson Matthew McConaughey at his best in Dazed and Confused. __________________

#44 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:27 PM
Jayman90 Real madd crazy big yo Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 669	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes "It's a just a plant it just grows like that, and if ya should happen to set it on fire...there are some effects!" "You ain't never heard of a motherfucka overdose on Marijuana, you mighta thought that n**ga was dead, he ain't dead! He gonna wake up in thirty minutes hungry enough to eat everything in yo' house! That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy!" Quoted from Katt Williams __________________ If this is the big life, well I ain't lookin to live it. We ain't pushing the boundaries we're blowin 'em up. We ain't tryin to expand the scene we want the scene to erupt. So make some room on the floor and somebody bolt the doors cause tonight we ain't seekin applause! Tonight... well, gee... I guess we just wanna have some good new fashioned fun, y'all...

#45 (permalink) 01-19-2009, 08:53 PM
AdamsMN90 Partyboy Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MN Posts: 59	Re: Famous Stoner Quotes "Every day is christmas, cuz i be smoking that reefer." Lil Wanye