What The Fuck Is That?!

namron_420s · #1 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 02:15 AM

way up there?!..is it a cat in a tree..is it a stray afghani war plane?..is it mighty mouse?...no...none of the above, the correct answer to the question would be..me..norman..fucked up...i have just discovered that the greatest thing after a hard fucking days work..is a nice relaxing session..so i come home..wore out as fuck, parents gone, smoking a bowl, posting back on the city..oh yeah, thats why i havent been around for a couple days..hard work and hard sleep...i have decided that 25 dollars of my first paycheck back at work is deffinately going to a sack

...now, dont let me get off on a rant here, because i will charge through the city like a crackhead orangutan chasing a deer covered in female orangutan urine...but only because the guy that was feeding the deer was on crack..and tweaked with a bottle of orangutan urine in his hand...why in the fuck did he have orangutan urine in his hand?..i dont know..why the fuck ask me?

this is my rant you say?
no, this is my gift to you

..the every single thought that crosses my mind in a mere 5 seconds....of course the next 30 minutes of thought are devoted to remembering, and staring, and typing and looking around, and being captivated by everything...only then, and then, can i hand deliver my craft of love to your doorstep to be shooed away by the slipping memories of time, what the fuck, i dont know, i know dont dont knowi dont knowi know know know dont i

mother fucking update reminders...they are there just to pop up when im typing and break my trance of idontknowidonts
pause to hit pipe
its so neat when your hitting the pipe, and dont think your hitting it, but then realize that that tickly feeling in your lungs is indeed smoke...

rant done

~fin

not end of high, just time for endless hours of fun doing...well....when your high, just about anything is fun so

not end of high, just time for endless hours of fun doing anything

namron_420s · #2 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 03:46 AM

NO...YOU CANT TOUCH MY SAUSAGE!

420girlie · #3 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 03:51 AM

Why not?

namron_420s · #4 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 03:56 AM

because ive juSt eaten it all.

and no, preseason football is not the answer to deer

420girlie · #5 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 05:20 AM

You piece of shit sausage hogging mother fucker

namron_420s · #6 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 05:52 AM

i have two words for you

munchieS

phunkyphil · #7 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 06:47 AM

MMMM yummy greek kebab falafels!!!!!!!

in my mouth!!!!!

D9_THC · #8 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 11:47 AM

You see.... this is what really makes me laugh.

Your rant is nothing compared to this very cool video.

http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/open.html

bud stuffer · #9 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 05:25 PM

aaarrrggghhhh...i couldn't get rid of it! i'm an idiot

Big Poppa Puff · #10 (**permalink**) 10-18-2002, 07:10 PM

Somebody got a job!

Somebody got a job!!

Tell us what the work environment has offered up toward our wonderful Norman. I mean what kind of job did you get.

420girlie · #11 (**permalink**) 10-21-2002, 02:12 AM

Fudge packer?

sensimil · #12 (**permalink**) 10-21-2002, 03:22 AM

norm, you are the living end. hahahahehehah heh lol. ah, ha.

namron_420s · #13 (**permalink**) 10-21-2002, 05:58 AM

i cast my vote for stoned

the work environment is hard..i am tired, always

my title is laborer, and thats what i do, i have worked hard, and played hard, stoned to the point of sleeping at night..wow..imagine that, sorry for the lack of me lately, its been 99.999999 percent sleep, and .000000001 percent not being away from the city pretty much since i started coming here, so i figured a day or two or however long its been would be ok..but, i got my stuff harvested and dried, and it is most definately worth it...i dont know if its in my mind or what, but im stoned wayyyyyy out there now...

fudge packer??..nooo..

im the guy in the porn that gets the girl all hot and worked up for her scene...so her and the guy can just jump right into it without her being fully ..."prepared".....i didnt start the beaver lick churc hfor nothin..

and im like a mother fucking ufo around this place now..i even picked up an alien mask and walked around wal mart..gotta do it stoned thjo..

sensimil · #14 (**permalink**) 10-21-2002, 06:03 AM

weve made contact

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Originally posted by namron_420s

and im like a mother fucking ufo around this place now..i even picked up an alien mask and walked around wal mart..gotta do it stoned thjo..

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Originally posted by namron_420s

chicken packer??

heh.

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Originally posted by namron_420s

im the guy in the porn that gets the girl all hot and worked up for her scene...so her and the guy can just jump right into it without her being fully ..."prepared".....i didnt start the beaver lick churc hfor nothin..

ok WHERE does a girl like ME get a job like THAT.

namron_420s · #15 (**permalink**) 10-21-2002, 06:08 AM

fuck me in the goat ass, i just sat there for five minutes trying to figure out why in the fuck i said chicken packer...the realized that you..you suck!...hahhahaha..meow

there dont need to be elevators in buildings..just weed

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#1 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 02:15 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	What The Fuck Is That?! way up there?!..is it a cat in a tree..is it a stray afghani war plane?..is it mighty mouse?...no...none of the above, the correct answer to the question would be..me..norman..fucked up...i have just discovered that the greatest thing after a hard fucking days work..is a nice relaxing session..so i come home..wore out as fuck, parents gone, smoking a bowl, posting back on the city..oh yeah, thats why i havent been around for a couple days..hard work and hard sleep...i have decided that 25 dollars of my first paycheck back at work is deffinately going to a sack...now, dont let me get off on a rant here, because i will charge through the city like a crackhead orangutan chasing a deer covered in female orangutan urine...but only because the guy that was feeding the deer was on crack..and tweaked with a bottle of orangutan urine in his hand...why in the fuck did he have orangutan urine in his hand?..i dont know..why the fuck ask me? this is my rant you say? no, this is my gift to you..the every single thought that crosses my mind in a mere 5 seconds....of course the next 30 minutes of thought are devoted to remembering, and staring, and typing and looking around, and being captivated by everything...only then, and then, can i hand deliver my craft of love to your doorstep to be shooed away by the slipping memories of time, what the fuck, i dont know, i know dont dont knowi dont knowi know know know dont i mother fucking update reminders...they are there just to pop up when im typing and break my trance of idontknowidonts pause to hit pipe its so neat when your hitting the pipe, and dont think your hitting it, but then realize that that tickly feeling in your lungs is indeed smoke... rant done ~fin not end of high, just time for endless hours of fun doing...well....when your high, just about anything is fun so not end of high, just time for endless hours of fun doing anything __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#2 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 03:46 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	NO...YOU CANT TOUCH MY SAUSAGE! __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#3 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 03:51 AM
420girlie Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: home is where my bong is Posts: 1,827	Why not? __________________ ~Life in a vacuum sucks~

#4 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 03:56 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	because ive juSt eaten it all. and no, preseason football is not the answer to deer __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#5 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 05:20 AM
420girlie Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: home is where my bong is Posts: 1,827	You piece of shit sausage hogging mother fucker __________________ ~Life in a vacuum sucks~

#6 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 05:52 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	i have two words for you munchieS __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#7 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 06:47 AM
phunkyphil Old School Stoner Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,542	MMMM yummy greek kebab falafels!!!!!!! in my mouth!!!!! __________________ Drink your vaccine and let's shrink And bring your poodle so it doesn't eat us The roads will be so wide No traffic jams when we're half a foot tall Bring what you need down here We'll shrink it all by microwave Don't wanna die like dinosaurs We'll have enough resources to go round

#8 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 11:47 AM
D9_THC Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Aldershot, Hampshire, UK Posts: 2,010	You see.... this is what really makes me laugh. Your rant is nothing compared to this very cool video. http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/open.html __________________ The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of needed help, and suckering well-intentioned conservatives and countless fightened parents. -William F Buckley

#9 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 05:25 PM
bud stuffer Old School Stoner Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: where i am Posts: 1,642	aaarrrggghhhh...i couldn't get rid of it! i'm an idiot __________________ ignorance makes one a slave to the thoughts of others. -Aristotle " I don't grow up. In me is the small child of my early days" -M.C. Escher

#10 (permalink) 10-18-2002, 07:10 PM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,276	Somebody got a job! Somebody got a job!! Tell us what the work environment has offered up toward our wonderful Norman. I mean what kind of job did you get. __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...

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#11 (permalink) 10-21-2002, 02:12 AM
420girlie Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: home is where my bong is Posts: 1,827	Fudge packer? __________________ ~Life in a vacuum sucks~

#12 (permalink) 10-21-2002, 03:22 AM
sensimil Visit the World! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 2,941 miles from the Jersey Shore Posts: 7,521	norm, you are the living end. hahahahehehah heh lol. ah, ha. __________________

#13 (permalink) 10-21-2002, 05:58 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	i cast my vote for stoned the work environment is hard..i am tired, always my title is laborer, and thats what i do, i have worked hard, and played hard, stoned to the point of sleeping at night..wow..imagine that, sorry for the lack of me lately, its been 99.999999 percent sleep, and .000000001 percent not being away from the city pretty much since i started coming here, so i figured a day or two or however long its been would be ok..but, i got my stuff harvested and dried, and it is most definately worth it...i dont know if its in my mind or what, but im stoned wayyyyyy out there now... fudge packer??..nooo.. im the guy in the porn that gets the girl all hot and worked up for her scene...so her and the guy can just jump right into it without her being fully ..."prepared".....i didnt start the beaver lick churc hfor nothin.. and im like a mother fucking ufo around this place now..i even picked up an alien mask and walked around wal mart..gotta do it stoned thjo.. __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin

#15 (permalink) 10-21-2002, 06:08 AM
namron_420s Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,341	fuck me in the goat ass, i just sat there for five minutes trying to figure out why in the fuck i said chicken packer...the realized that you..you suck!...hahhahaha..meow there dont need to be elevators in buildings..just weed __________________ i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter offf, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin