Funny Mormon Beliefs

I do not find this humerous. They are lost, and need direction.

 

Sucks that so many people are that weak mentally.

 

Agreed

 

"We can become like God and rule over our own universe."


Truth.

 

They also wear magic Mormon underwear.... no I'm serious... they do

 

"The sun receives its light from the star Kolob."

ROFL

 

it's true sam!

 

It's just those damn foolish scientists, with their "nuclear physics" that want to trick us and tell us otherwise!

 

exactly.. stupid scientists with their "fancy" logic and science.

 

There are no bald false angels then?

 

nope.. only real angels are bald.

 

every summer i get cursed.. then sufficiently righteous sometime around February (unless i go to florida)

 

Damn right

 

Then this may be a false Angel?



He's so purty, he must have angel colored hair!

 

then i'm about 75% away from possibly being a real angel

 

Not all of those are true to the mormon religion.
and to call them funny i dont belive to be true. Im not religious and i dont belive in many things. But i am open to others opinions.
I dont think these are very funny nor to i find evolution or any other therory(sp) funny its all in everyones own perception to make a reality around themselves

 

raised mormon
not all the things on taht list are true

 

By that definition, these guys must be up in heaven now:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lyk25SULHzw

 

Well. . . you know. . .they don't tell the women everything.
But, have you seen the magic underwear???? And the talking salamander?