A Guide to Weed Smoking + Special Moves

[viperware]

Here is a link to my website. It has a general guide to weed smoking etiquette and also A long list of "Special Moves" that can be done while smoking weed. Check it out, perhaps you have some special moves of your own that you think should be added. Email the link on the website and submit it! Keep tokin' thanks for checkin out the guide.

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[Doobius]

why would u EVER, EVER blow into the bong?

Round here we call that a volcano, and that's a HUGE no no

[D-$TRUkTIVE]

pulling a bert: where i'm from if u drop the joint (or blunt) u get socked
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a shot gun is when you exhale your smoke into someone elses mouth usually done with a gut to a girl or vice versa

and doobius is right blowing any smoke out of a bong is wrong

if there is left over smoke cover openings with palm absorb current hit exhale and inhale remaining smoke

duisguised greens is a fucked up thing to do because when a seed pops there is a chance a piece can go into your eye causing actual blindness in that eye

anti-grav hit does indeed sound like a good idea though

[Ripped Bob.]

I'm supprised you guys haven't seen that list before, I doubt that guy actually wrote it, more just wanted to spam us to his site.

It's a pretty cool list regardless of who wrote it though.

[viperware]

Doobius:
"why would u EVER, EVER blow into the bong?
Round here we call that a volcano, and that's a HUGE no no"

Blowing into the bong, aka a Joe Dobrelecki aka Joe Dobrlucky aka Volcano, is definitely in the foul category. Because there was a shortage of fouls in comparison to moves, I decided to omit the fouls section, and combine them in the moves section. In the next version I will definitely identify the fouls from the moves. However they should be easily identified. By the way volcano is a good name for that move as well. Since weed etiquette is regional, I am compiling data for a more comprehensive and broad guide. I would like to add the name volcano to the list and the region it came from for the new version.


D-$TRUkTIVE
BLUNTS AN(GASP)MOR BLUNTS:

"pulling a bert: where i'm from if u drop the joint (or blunt) u get socked"

Wow this seems like a brash punishment, not so bad if you give him opportunity to say that it was the passers fault. Many a times I have had less than skilled smokers drop a joint while passing it to myself. Lack of etiquette on their part, definitely not mine. I certainly make them pick it up but I don't hit them unless they don't pick it up, then I get pissed.


"a shot gun is when you exhale your smoke into someone elses mouth usually done with a gut to a girl or vice versa"

Look at the reply to Doobius and it notes that weed etiquette is regional. I have had lots of submissions on the move you describe as a shotgun, and not everyone calls it a shotgun. However, I would like to know what region it is from to add it to the next guide for it will be more comprehensive than the current.

"and doobius is right blowing any smoke out of a bong is wrong"

Again in the previous message to Doobius, I failed to differentiate the fouls from the moves which I will fix for the next version. Just because something is bad does not mean we should deny the existance of the action. IT happens, therefore you gotta call it something, or else you'd call it "you coughed into the bong and spilled water right out of the downsteam!" everytime it happened. And that decreases the efficiency of your weed smoking. And we definitely don't want that.

"If there is left over smoke cover openings with palm absorb current hit exhale and inhale remaining smoke"

First, smoke that has been leftover in the bong for a significant amount of time say perhaps 1 minute or more. Even the smallest cloud of smoke in the bong, must be cleared. This smoke is not weed smoke you want. Perhaps if you are the type of smoker who tries to get every last bit of everything regardless of taste, then go for it. This is like eating a last bite of a filet mgnon steak after its been sitting on the plate for a day in the sun. Yuck.
Also, what you are describing is a "Robert" as described in the guide. One might call this a "Hand Rob" perhaps because it is like a Robert but with your hand? Like it says at the bottom of the guide, if it's not in here, it's probably got a name and I just forgot to include it. This however, doesn't have a name to my recollection. And I'm hoping someone can come up with something a little bit less homoerotic than hand rob. PLease let the suggestions fly.

"duisguised greens is a fucked up thing to do because when a seed pops there is a chance a piece can go into your eye causing actual blindness in that eye"

I agree disguised greens is definitely a fucked up thing to do to someone. It may also be classified as a foul. But I sepecifically remember writing in the guide that disguised greems is infact a trick you play on someone. And the danger of someone having a seed pop out in freak-accident like manner dir3ectly into someone's cornea causing actual blindeness is a lot less of a risk than many other practical jokes that get played on people. Plus I think it would be more dangerous to cook bacon. Those little rascals pop and sizzle like mad with SCALDING HOT grease when cooked on high! Be careful bacon lovers. You have been warned.


anti-grav hit does indeed sound like a good idea though


Thank you very much anti-gravity hits is one of my most favorite moves on the guide. I appreciate that other people would enjoy the same style move. I have gotten a lot of responses on this move and I have now noted that this can also be done by hanging off of a pull-up bar or as someone submitted they did it hanging off of a bunk bed. These are also valid variations of anti-gravity bonghits.

Thanks for the feedback guys! Stay tuned for the next guide and the new page "How I smoked Cypress Hill's 8 1/2 foot bong" With pictures you will not want to miss I guarantee it.
Keep the feedback coming I will try to respond to everyones gloats and gripes. Thanks again!
Peace.

Whoa, and P.S. Ripped Bob, read my above post and tell me I didn't write that entire guide.
-viperware-

[dirtydingusus]

ahhh!!!!


the baccon is making me blind!!!!!

[Raklyn_the_Lost]

mmmm i like bacon *_* as long as it isnt orange...grr...i like bacon hehe.....i want a bong, ...whos cypress hill again??

[D-Loc420]

ok i saw this guy do this at a concert and decided to pick it up and i showed all my friends and they do it all the time now to.
it's in 4 steps.

Step 1.

[D-Loc420]

Step 2.

[D-Loc420]

Step 3.

[D-Loc420]

Step 4.

[dirtydingusus]

now try that with a mouth full of water...


looking streaight down....




and the smoke will bubble tru the water

just like the bong!


and when you think you are gonna choke to death




swollow

[D9_THC]

I call that a chimney, or more often, a Poor Man's Bong.

Where you place the joint between your pinky, and that other finger, and make a fist. You then breathe through the hole by your thumb.

Gets me stoned rather fast actually.....

DO IT!

[D9_THC]

Oh, I forgot!!!

Cool site man Lots of strange and exciting moves I want to try out now.

You haven't mention the very common game of Traffic Lights though...

You know... where you take a big toke, and pass it along, and you have to hold it in until the joint comes back to you. If you let it out before the joint comes back you're out.

Ideal with 4 or 5 people. More than that and it gets tough.

[dirtydingusus]

Originally posted by D9_THC
I call that a chimney, or more often, a Poor Man's Bong.

Where you place the joint between your pinky, and that other finger, and make a fist. You then breathe through the hole by your thumb.

Gets me stoned rather fast actually.....

DO IT!

you realy should try it with a mouth full of water!