The Noob Returns

[BathtubGin]

I always thought the ORIGINAL chronic was the herb laced with coke. I assumed the "really nice pot" we refer to as chronic, wasn't really what it originally was.

[ridejkcl]

Ding - marijuana person not too bright
Dong - The guy with Ding.
Discharge Lamp - A lamp that produces light by discharging an electric arc through a mixture

those first two were funny as hell to me. and i think its funny that that lamp is on a stoner dictionary, just because stoners like to look at em.

[quickdryink]

'Round here, from what i can tell by listening to my more experienced friends, we have
schwag
20s
30s
Mid-grades
kind bud

I'd never heard the term "dank" until these forums. Also, among my group, we talk in fractions of an ounce... 1/8th, quarter, half, etc... all thise talk of grams just confuses me! ("This concept of grams confuses and infuriates us!" )

I'm sure there are more gradiations, but i'm gnerally not too involved in the whole procuring process as I am also the noob. lol. I just smile, nod, and smoke what i'm given.

[Predator1]

Ive browsed GC since before I even started toking, and I use words I learned around here...And people dont know what Im talking about.

"You're not holding the carb, dumbass"
"What the fuck is a carb?"

[Livingalife]

For bud here we call it trees or pine. Uhh but for shitty regs we call those rags and for some good bud we just call it dank or highgrade if its REALLY dank. We been tasting shit like popcorn,orange krush, and OG kush and such lately here its pretty tight its like seasonal for us to get strained bud because during this time last year we had alot of strained bud.

[swaet_leaf]

It depends on where you're from. On the east coast (where i live) chronic usually means weed with coke in it which gets you longer and your face will feel numb.

[lawlamade]

Originally Posted by Jioxer

Well basicly the way I see it there are three "Stages" of weed.

1. Dirt Weed aka Shwag
2. Mids aka Mid level weed
3. Dank aka THE BOMB (No seeds usually either)

weed with seeds just means it was picked late
some of the dankest bud i have smoked had seeds in it

[Nonsense Ninja]

Originally Posted by lawlamade

weed with seeds just means it was picked late
some of the dankest bud i have smoked had seeds in it

The code for weed at my school is fruit. But it gets kind of obvious. Hey man do you got any fruit? Yeah man. Can I buy a twenty of fruit from you. Sure, meet me in the bathroom.
Its just kinda retarded.
My inner circle of friends call it chocolate, or retardedly enough turkey haha.

[RollinFace]

Jesus are you guys serious?!?! Chronic, is simply high grade marijuana, it is not a strain, a strain is Nebula, OG Kush, Grand Daddy Purp Etc. High grade marijuana is a combination of a few things, mixed strains, potting soil, nutrients given to the plant, growing conditions. hydroponics is obviously marijuana grown with water and peat...

[DEAF]

stress, regs, chronic, kush. and to the person that listed the dictionary, don't do that.

[DEAF]

Originally Posted by swaet_leaf

It depends on where you're from. On the east coast (where i live) chronic usually means weed with coke in it which gets you longer and your face will feel numb.

sorry for double post but had to address this. on the west coast, chronic is most definitely just means good weed. and weed laced with yay is called coco puffs. theres probably many different slang terms but thats what me and my friends use. oh yea my face never felt numb from coco puffing. its when I actually snort yay my face and throat get mad numb

[airsoftdude121]

People from here refer to chronic as dank ass weed, but it is also a strain of marijuana.

[dertyhedproof]

since when does oregano = hash?

childrens

[fvaambush]

Originally Posted by Nonsense Ninja

The code for weed at my school is fruit. But it gets kind of obvious. Hey man do you got any fruit? Yeah man. Can I buy a twenty of fruit from you. Sure, meet me in the bathroom.
Its just kinda retarded.
My inner circle of friends call it chocolate, or retardedly enough turkey haha.

ha we use cheese.. we came up with it while we were high but hell it works...

like wanna go get a cheesburger?

or that mac and cheese got me full haha

and i always thought chronic was just a codeword for weed but ok... what do i know lol