Give some advice based on any of your experiences

[KB_124]

What kind of advice would you give someone new to smoking marijuana?
I am not new to smoking but I would like to see if our experiences are similar. SO LISTEN UP NEWBIES:
I'll get the ball rolling...=Remember to SHARE your weed with your friends. At least with my group of friends what goes around comes around. So everyone throws in the same amount of weed basically.

[Bud Head]

Share and share alike.

Don't boggart other peoples weed.

Always pass left.

never leave unstoned!

[flowerchild420]

And PLEASE pass the joint before starting the story that never seems to end!!!!!

[StarfuckerInc]

Dry your lips before hitting a joint. And dont drool on it, it messes up the joint and makes it nasty.

[D9_THC]

Yeah! Don't fucking drool on it!

I always do a "three hit pass". Provider of the weed goes first, then owner of the house, then whoever....

If we're using a bong, you have a bowl, then pass it on.
Provider, owner of the house, owner of the bong, so on.

And if someone brings weed to your place, they have to let you smoke some. It's the law.

[ganjaphish]

always match bowls if you have some greenage.

when taking the green hit, try to hit the flame on just a corner or small portion of the bowl, leaving more green for the next in line, don't burn the entire bowl all at once!(for some this might take practice)

he who rolled/packed it smokes first

if you are the host, make sure your fridge/pantry are fully loaded with munchies


it is always kind to offer your provider of the ganj a bowl before departure

if a friend is constantly smoking you out and you have none to match, it's a good idea to offer a few bucks, or munchies, as a token of your gratitude

[Legalizeit]

Originally posted by flowerchild420
And PLEASE pass the joint before starting the story that never seems to end!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!
yes!!! PLEASE!!!!
hahahaahaahhahaha
MOST DEFINATELY
hahahhahaa
yup
hehe
i guess that little comment hit me kind of hard
i'm still laughing
hahhahhahha
either that, or i hit the weed kind of hard
hahahahhaha
yes! pass that shit before starting the damn story hahhaahahaahah

[Pyrite]

Always offer to smoke out your connection when he/she hooks you up with a new bag.

If you're indoors don't light a cigarette while a bowl or joint is being passed around even if you're done blazing.

If you break someone's utinsel you buy them a new one ASAP.

[daiseyduked]

my advice? hmmm well suck it in, sit back, and just have a good time.relax with it.

[KB_124]

Guys, those are some good ones. I hope that we helped a few stoners out there. Heres a few more that i thought of:
Know where to smoke, and where not to smoke. I always like to keep my papers in a pocket of my wallet. (This may not be advisable to some, but it is very handy) If you smoke in a car and put the roaches in the ashtray, and dont leave them in there.

[ganjaphish]

Originally posted by KB_124

Know where to smoke, and where not to smoke..

this is very good advice. don't get caught, don't risk anything.
xo~

[Reefer_Cat]

Be grateful for what you get. This doesn't apply to when you get a shitty bag since you're the one paying for it. If you get smoked down though don't sit there and go "im not stoned" and complain.

[XxJWxX]

make sure ur smokin buddies are really ur buddies...i've seen a lot of people who just use people and pretend to be their friends just so they can freeload and get free herb.

[JHirsh]

Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Unless you got a good goddamned excuse, like probation.

When you buy dope from a friend or someone you know outside of the drug deal, it is policy that you smoke a joint or a few bowls out of your sack with them.

If a friend gets you high, make sure you get him/her higher later.

If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills. It is an art.

Never lip a joint by putting the whole thing in your mouth and dribbling all over it.

Always remember to thank a person who has got you high, it sounds silly, but people who never say thanks get a little annoying.

The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits.

Likewise, the person who fills the bowl on a bong is given the opportunity to take the first hit regardless of who's grass it is.

Never moan about someone's dope being crap, if you don't like it don't smoke it! you fucking pussy

Light the bowl for people who aren't used to smoking. It keeps things moving if the lightweights aren't fucking with the childsafety.

Always keep the flow of the rotation. Watch the lead, if everybody is taking their time and puffing on it then do the same, but you see a regular puff puff pass don't fuck it up.

Never hog a joint/bowl.

When buying, don't haggle. If they are asking too much tell them what you'll pay, but don't act like you have to talk the dealer down a few bucks.

If someone asks you for a sip of your drink, give them some, the cotton mouth sucks.

If you spill the bong, clean it up NOW!. You fucking klutz, don't spill bongs it is no fun.

If seized by a coughing fit, your first responsibility is to get the bowl/joint out of your hand and into then next guy's, somebody's, anybody's, just don't huddle over the thing and hack away.

Be responsible when you are high and don't act like a dumbass. Its a good rule of thumb

Never go to someone's house expecting them to pinch you a bud. Expect them to match you.

When using a bong, don't blow out the ashes all over the place, use the ashtray.

The person who brought the grass picks the music.

If your smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, save some smoke in the chamber for the next person.

If someone is too stoned to light the bong, then he/she should pass it on and get a hold of themselves, instead of the rotation.

Alternate green hits!

It is not cool to hand someone an empty bowl without notifying them. A proper warning would be "Here you go, I think it might be cached".

[dan k'nuggets]

wow. that is a great list of great things to remember.