Passing cheap homemade tests?

Russian Roulett · #1 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:07 PM

Is there a surefire way to pass the really cheap home drug tests? I smoke everyday and I don't want to stop, is there a way to pass it without stop smoking? Thanks in advanced.

#2 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:09 PM

get a friends piss that you know does no drugs / roids and keep bottles of it in your closet

Russian Roulett · #3 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:11 PM

Doesn't it expire out?

#4 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:14 PM

na im pritty sure u can keep urine and it will work fine, the only issue is it being cold, compared to you urinating warm .. while the stored urine is cold b/c its been outside the body, you could microwave it

waterhurley · #5 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sean.mackers

na im pritty sure u can keep urine and it will work fine, the only issue is it being cold, compared to you urinating warm .. while the stored urine is cold b/c its been outside the body, you could microwave it

^eww...

if you want to be sure to pass without stopping smoking is near impossible unless your like 8% body fat. im 13% body fat and if i stop 3 or 4 days before the test and pop sime nicain i can pass no prob. that can cranberry juice. piss it all outta ya

#6 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:39 PM

Its in a bottle, if it keeps me outa trouble ill do it... most would...

AimedForDeath · #7 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:43 PM

haha, i'm sorry but I started laughing when I came into this thread.

Think about the title of the thread "Cheap HOMEMADE tests" ....

Anyways, just get a friends piss.

waterhurley · #8 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sean.mackers

Its in a bottle, if it keeps me outa trouble ill do it... most would...

ok if it were my parents giving me the test id tell them to fuck off. im 18 and they cant do shit other then kick me out.

too bad my parents smoke too so its chill here.

formula · #9 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 11:59 PM

agreed waterhurley

blowbud4life · #10 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 12:16 AM

put some bleach in your piss when they ask for it. Cheap home test shouldn't detect bleach or use some elses piss and if it has a temperature gauge then use a hand warmer to keep it warm.

AimedForDeath · #11 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by blowbud4life

put some bleach in your piss when they ask for it. Cheap home test shouldn't detect bleach or use some elses piss and if it has a temperature gauge then use a hand warmer to keep it warm.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Putting bleach in a piss test will NOT work. How many times does this need to be repeated. Also, do you know that bleach is BLUE? Do you think putting somthing blue into somthing clear-ish/yellow will show up? Fuck yes it will.

Rolling_Stoned · #12 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 12:41 AM

I got these alot when I was younger. I just pissed in the cup about 3/4 full. Then put a little water in from the toilet or sink put the cap on and shook it up worked for me.

stonednhappy · #13 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by waterhurley

^eww...

if you want to be sure to pass without stopping smoking is near impossible unless your like 8% body fat. im 13% body fat and if i stop 3 or 4 days before the test and pop sime nicain i can pass no prob. that can cranberry juice. piss it all outta ya

So does that mean all the tests are counting on the thc being stored in your fat cells? What if your like 1-3% body fat, can you pass all tests?

#14 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 12:58 AM

given your 18 so it doesnt matter to you, but for him my advice would work, no need to get all pissed off

Russian Roulett · #15 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 02:20 AM

how exactly do the tests work?

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#1 (permalink) 02-26-2006, 11:07 PM
Russian Roulett Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 536	Passing cheap homemade tests? Is there a surefire way to pass the really cheap home drug tests? I smoke everyday and I don't want to stop, is there a way to pass it without stop smoking? Thanks in advanced.

#2 (permalink) 02-26-2006, 11:09 PM
sean.mackers Guest Posts: n/a	get a friends piss that you know does no drugs / roids and keep bottles of it in your closet

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Russian Roulett Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 536	Doesn't it expire out?

#4 (permalink) 02-26-2006, 11:14 PM
sean.mackers Guest Posts: n/a	na im pritty sure u can keep urine and it will work fine, the only issue is it being cold, compared to you urinating warm .. while the stored urine is cold b/c its been outside the body, you could microwave it

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sean.mackers Guest Posts: n/a	Its in a bottle, if it keeps me outa trouble ill do it... most would...

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AimedForDeath Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Worshipping the earth and sun Posts: 7,112 Blog Entries: 1	haha, i'm sorry but I started laughing when I came into this thread. Think about the title of the thread "Cheap HOMEMADE tests" .... Anyways, just get a friends piss.

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blowbud4life bongsrthebest Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: on a farm where skunks live Posts: 1,685	put some bleach in your piss when they ask for it. Cheap home test shouldn't detect bleach or use some elses piss and if it has a temperature gauge then use a hand warmer to keep it warm.

#12 (permalink) 02-27-2006, 12:41 AM
Rolling_Stoned a GC poet Join Date: May 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 814	I got these alot when I was younger. I just pissed in the cup about 3/4 full. Then put a little water in from the toilet or sink put the cap on and shook it up worked for me. __________________

#14 (permalink) 02-27-2006, 12:58 AM
sean.mackers Guest Posts: n/a	given your 18 so it doesnt matter to you, but for him my advice would work, no need to get all pissed off

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Russian Roulett Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 536	how exactly do the tests work?