Pot Delivery Half Baked Style

[phishisgroovin]

well spring break is in 2 weeks for me and i am still not sure what i am going to do yet. one of my buddies brought up a suggestion that we drive out to this city in california where you can buy medical marijuana without a perscription. now the guy tellin me this is some sort of lawyer and he says his buddies have done this before and it works. 1st off i will not name the company that does this service nor will i say what town you can get this but i just wanna know if this really works out in california?? im not out to try and abuse the marijuana medical system...im just lookin for a fun roadtrip to just get away and this is what one of my buddies suggested we do. also if anyone does recognize this place from the info below please don't say anything about it because i would hate to see a company like this get shut down because of stupid people blabbing on about it and tellin everyone, and then they get shutdown. peace

How do I get my medicine?

My job requires a few logistics for this service to work. I need EVERYONE to follow these instructions completely. E-mail or page me between xxxx and xxxx am daily. When I contact you please tell me the amount and what type, of medicine you would like, (depending on availability),also verify the price and schedule a time between xxxx and xxxx PM when you can safely receive my delivery. Delivery will be by professional messenger with a courteous attitude. Exact change is appreciated.

Do I need a prescription for Medical Marijuana?

Even at this time no Doctor or M.D. in the United States can write a "prescription" for medical marijuana or any "cannabis product". In xxxx County federal law continues to supersede local law. xxxx.com relies on honesty between patient and provider to make this service work. If you need your medicine we will provide it. Please be aware that a physican's reccomendation is required to possess medical marijuana.

What if I am from out of town and just visiting xxxx?

We welcome vacationer's to the xxxx area. We're here for you. If you need your medicine we will provide it to you. But remember NO MAIL ORDER... EVER

How much will my medcine cost?

My prices are of fair market value for what my service entails. Please be aware that different exotic strains of marijuana will cost varying amounts of money, depending on the time of year and inherent supply.

Friday February 24th 2006:
White Rhino(electric green fuzz balls with trichrome,citrusy finish) 4 grams..$50..oz's $325
Erkals Cousin (Almost as high of a cannabanoid count as the Purple,more (green) chloraphyll) 4 grams $60.. oz's $380
Purple Erkal(fantastic grape,probably the highest marijuana cannabanoid count in xxxx city) 1 gram $20..4 grams $65..oz's $420
2005 Outdoor Humboldt: Garberville California's finest!! thick layered pearly buds,citrusy with mostly red and indigo veins through it ***Based on my experience now is the time to purchase and consume our states #1 crop..Between now and New Years the trichome or "crystals" that are present on the marijuana are at their most active and freshest. By late March and April of 2006 the material will have degraded to such an extent that the overall cannabonoid content will decrease.It's still smokeable and remains high quality however It continues to remain difficult if not impossible to store and offer quality *outdoor cannabis*and retain the high canabonoid counts for long periods following the harvest. It's unfortunate but thats the price we pay for having the finest outdoor marijuana in America.Please be aware that the outdoor strains will change from week to week,I just dont know what strains they are. 4.5 grams $50..oz's $290... seeds 1/ $1.50.. samples for regulars:free
Nepalese Black Temple Ball Hashish(made from outdoor humboldt marijuana, partial butane extraction. 1 step below oil.Nice licorice finish via vaporization)1 gram $20...4 grams $70....7 grams $105..oz's $380
samples are free for regulars
Clarified Cannabis Butter ( aka:ghee,100 grams for $30 which can produce about 10- 14 doses of my edibles,1 pound for $100)
Pulverised Marijuana Shake (The shake i use to make butter for my edibles) ...oz's $30
Brownies 1 for $6=50 grams... 1 pound 450 grams for $50 (1 dose is 40-50 grams, i had visuals on 50 grams)
****Please**Keep all edibles and butter products refrigerated ( due to the high butter content they'll melt even at room temp.) Leave them at room temperature for 15 minutes out of the 'fridge prior to consumption. My edibles have a 2 month shelf life refrigerated,and a 6 month shelf life frozen.All of my edibles also contain lecithin as an emulsifier.

Meetings are Daily (including weekends) face to face in xxxx County only, xxxx-xxxx pm...
Sorry NO Mail orders and NO Minors

[stonednhappy]

wow if this place is legit it seems like a pot heads dream come true...

[camarokyle]

Dude, if you check this place out and it works out for ya, let us know. I would take a road trip anywhere for something like this. Good luck.
P.S. Any chance it's near SoCal?

[dadroman]

dude you just described every medical shop ive ever been to. I have a medical card here in CA and its like fuckin xmas every week when i go to pick up. Ive bought some of everything examples. ive payed anywhere from 30 to 75 dollars PER 1/8 for some bomb shit. the 30 was a fat ass bag of shake.. And the most expensive was some outta this world organic strawberry cough. But for the most part its still about 50 an 1/8 for good shit.

Hash oil 20$ viles
trainwreck kief 35 a gram
2 many kinds of bubble hash to name all of them. mostly 25-35 a gram
most of the med clubs give you free samples of baked goods (brownies, chocalates,etc. just for going in and waiting in line. 10-15 bucks for kingsize candies..umm the reese's cups were so fuckin bomb.
some places have clones you can pick and choose from others just have seeds. I would say Nor Cal has the best clubs, some that even let you smoke there... O shit the best part about med cards is its legal to GROW.. "smiles"

[realdealz28]

wish I had some medical card...bEAST Coast won't ever allow that! Phishis sounds awesome to me I hope you enjoy every bit of it...hopefully we will get to see some pretty pics!

[Joint]

I'm not calling you dumb or anything, but by quoting the contents of their webpage you've made it very easy to find them:

Anyway there are tons of regular dealers that do door-delivery, at least in Boston. In fact, only 2 I know haven't. Everyone else has.

[Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Joint

I'm not calling you dumb or anything, but by quoting the contents of their webpage you've made it very easy to find them:

http://kine2b.com/
http://www.medbud4u.com/ <-- I think is a rip-off of kine2b.

Anyway there are tons of regular dealers that do door-delivery, at least in Boston. In fact, only 2 I know haven't. Everyone else has.

And you just made it a whole lot easier, good job ignoring his request not to post links, domass.

[Joint]

Originally Posted by Lebowski

And you just made it a whole lot easier, good job ignoring his request not to post links, domass.

You're a complete moron if you think no one in the DEA can use GOOGLE. I promise you, beyond any doubt, that if the DEA read this they wouldn't need me to post that link, as anyone with any knowledge of computers can type a quote into Google and click "search". Anyone.

And as for any non-police people here, who the fuck cares if they know?

So if the guy didn't want people to find it, he shouldn't have copied and pasted the text from their pages. Asking people not to post the link isn't going to magically make the 5-0 forget how to use the internet, buddy.

I assure you, the only "domass" here is the dumbass who expects to be able to copy/paste the entire text of webpages and excepts no one else to be able to use any search engine to find the original pages. That's an absolutely asinine expectation to have. Not to mention, and let me make this clear: it's a public website. It's indexex by Google and everyone else. If the guy who's selling it didn't want everyone to know, he shouldn't have put a webpage up on the net for all to see. Clearly the guy who runs the site doesn't care, or he'd be a *wee* bit more discrete then say, create a webpage on the internet about it.

[Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Joint

You're a complete moron if you think no one in the DEA can use GOOGLE. I promise you, beyond any doubt, that if the DEA read this they wouldn't need me to post that link, as anyone with any knowledge of computers can type a quote into Google and click "search". Anyone.

And as for any non-police people here, who the fuck cares if they know?

So if the guy didn't want people to find it, he shouldn't have copied and pasted the text from their pages. Asking people not to post the link isn't going to magically make the 5-0 forget how to use the internet, buddy.

Phishisgroovin wrote " also if anyone does recognize this place from the info below please don't say anything about it because i would hate to see a company like this get shut down because of stupid people blabbing on about it and tellin everyone, and then they get shutdown. peace"

Obviously if you WANT to find out where it is you can, but the point is he purposely tried to keep this dealer anonymous, and you went out of your way to find the links and post them here. If you want to google search it for your own use, good for you, but the poster specifically asked not to identify this place, and you did.

[Joint]

Originally Posted by Lebowski

tried to keep this dealer anonymous

Newsflash: the guy has a public website. he's not anonymous. at all. I didn't link to some secret site somewhere, search engines know about it, you can find it . If Phish wants to get bent out of shape because other people now know about the public website of someone who sells medical MJ in SF, so be it. But I hardly call a website that comes up on the first page of: "marijuana delivery in san francisco" a secret.

If this guy get's busted because of the link I posted, I'll quit weed forever. Because the website is clearly very visible to anyone who wants to find it, even if they didn't know about this thread.

// edit

I just realized that xxxx has a bunch of search keywords so that google et al will rank it higher. HE WANTS TO BE FOUND BY AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. I swear if that doesn't get through your head I don't know what to say.

[Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Joint

Newsflash: the guy has a public website. he's not anonymous. at all. I didn't link to some secret site somewhere, search engines know about it, you can find it . If Phish wants to get bent out of shape because other people now know about the public website of someone who sells medical MJ in SF, so be it. But I hardly call a website that comes up on the first page of: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22ma...+san+francisco a secret.

If this guy get's busted because of the link I posted, I'll quit weed forever. Because the website is clearly very visible to anyone who wants to find it, even if they didn't know about this thread.

Dont get me wrong, im not mad at you, I could really care less about this delivery thing, but the point im trying to prove is that the only reason phish posted this thread was to know if this system is legit, and he specifically stated he didnt want anyone to give out their info. I scroll down and I see you did exactly the opposite and posted the links. Why you felt compelled to do this is beyond me.
I hope you dont take any of this personally, i've never had problems with you joint, and my opinions about you will remain unchanged. I just think that you should've respected his wish to not post links.

edit: "HE WANTS TO BE FOUND BY AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE." This is besides the point. The point is phish made a specific request in his post.

[Joint]

Yeah I got nothing personal against you either, but there was another reason I posted the links:

phish posted this thread was to know if this system is legit

How can anyone tell him if it's legit when he's trying to keep anyone from knowing what site it is? That's like saying, "I want to buy this one car, it's red, I can't tell you the brand or model, but it is any good? Here's some info about the dealership."

Lebowski, I'll meet you halfway: I've deleted the links and references to that site, however, I'm still going to contend that it will have no effect on the likelyhood of a bust, as not only is that site easy to find just by doing regular google searches, but once again, copying and pasting the text of other sites makes it very easy to find it, using a method that as far as I know, pretty much everyone knows about, ie: using google. If anyone here should be getting a rap for "throwing the site into the limelight", so to speak, it should be Phishisgroovin. I mean I have nothing against him or anything, he seems like a chill guy, but when he copied/pasted the website info, he pretty much told everyone what site it was. Asking people not to identify it is rather silly, but for the sake of peace and pot, I will refrain from doing so.

[Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Joint

Yeah I got nothing personal against you either, but there was another reason I posted the links:



How can anyone tell him if it's legit when he's trying to keep anyone from knowing what site it is? That's like saying, "I want to buy this one car, it's red, I can't tell you the brand or model, but it is any good? Here's some info about the dealership."

Lebowski, I'll meet you halfway: I've deleted the links and references to that site, however, I'm still going to contend that it will have no effect on the likelyhood of a bust, as not only is that site easy to find just by doing regular google searches, but once again, copying and pasting the text of other sites makes it very easy to find it, using a method that as far as I know, pretty much everyone knows about, ie: using google. If anyone here should be getting a rap for "throwing the site into the limelight", so to speak, it should be Phishisgroovin. I mean I have nothing against him or anything, he seems like a chill guy, but when he copied/pasted the website info, he pretty much told everyone what site it was. Asking people not to identify it is rather silly, but for the sake of peace and pot, I will refrain from doing so.

Im glad you dont take this up the arse like some would, and I know that its very unlikely that this place get busted, the only thing that annoyed me about the links was that phish asked not to do that, as I said earlier I really dont care that much about the website itself.

All in all, im forgetting this argument, and if theres anything to be forgiven, its forgiven, if I have anything to be sorry for , im sorry...

-----------------end of argument (for me)--------------------------


peace

ps. it was fun to type all this stuff because I just drank an energy drink and smoked a bowl

[apple juice]

joint is arrogant.

[Joint]

Originally Posted by Lebowski

ps. it was fun to type all this stuff because I just drank an energy drink and smoked a bowl

I've tried that, and it fucked me up (in a bad way). I was all shaking and I felt both really agitated and excited, yet lethargic and unmotivated. Maybe it's a better combo if I would have smoked more, but I was afraid to because I was really agitated and didn't want it to get worse.